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Re: lizard king
« Reply #60 on: June 29, 2009, 04:46:22 PM »
hot mom!!!!



but what the fuck was he thinking, even he could do better





check out sammys hoe, he looks like he smells

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« Reply #61 on: June 29, 2009, 05:29:52 PM »
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seems to me you're kind of asking for trouble in the afterlife if you're getting multiple satan tattoos on your body.  i definitely believe in God, don't push it on people, but let's just say you're not sure if God exists or not.  why worship God's enemy in the event that God is real?  fucking yourself over.  dude's good at skating but...  that shit's crazy. 
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fuck outta here with your jesus shit
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your a loser, jesus is mah dude
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Ah, good point. I take it all back.




see man =D homeboy taught me switch hardflip back nosegrinds...does it count if i cant do it regular??

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #62 on: June 29, 2009, 05:53:48 PM »
I like Lizard King more before I watched that
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Re: lizard king
« Reply #63 on: June 29, 2009, 06:04:41 PM »
I like Lizard King more before I watched that

Seriously, now i just see lizard as an older white kid that's been living in the suburbs, im actually a bit surprised.

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« Reply #64 on: June 29, 2009, 06:20:56 PM »
i wanna know badly if that check was for the month, the season, the photo shoot???

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #65 on: June 29, 2009, 06:28:20 PM »


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Is that that little midget fuck Carlos De Andredae or whatever?

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #66 on: June 29, 2009, 06:52:54 PM »


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Is that that little midget fuck Carlos De Andredae or whatever?

dont hate on Carlos. He OG


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« Reply #67 on: June 29, 2009, 07:07:13 PM »


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Is that that little midget fuck Carlos De Andredae or whatever?

it could be that greg myers kid? or whatever his name is..

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« Reply #68 on: June 29, 2009, 07:38:21 PM »


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Is that that little midget fuck Carlos De Andredae or whatever?

carlos has got more pop then yo mamma

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #69 on: June 29, 2009, 07:41:13 PM »
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Is that that little midget fuck Carlos De Andredae or whatever?
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carlos has got more pop then yo mamma

carlos de andrade is a nice guy.

Doesn't anyone remember when Andy Roy was calling out the Lizard King for being a punk rock poser or whatever? That says enough.

However, the dude shreds like a motherfucker and seems like dude's i know, so i could care less where he's from

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #70 on: June 29, 2009, 08:10:02 PM »

How do you not feel like a complete douchenozzle by saying shit like that? Just die.

How do you feel for being the dumbest fuck shit ever? did you even watch the video?
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The answer is Dutch Masters, you fat fucking catastrophe.

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #71 on: June 29, 2009, 08:28:29 PM »
Ahahah fuck that shit, I don't care if Carlos is the nicest dude ever. Look at that disgusting exaggerated 360 flip. GROSS!

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #72 on: June 29, 2009, 09:12:10 PM »
this dudes mom is a naughty girl. 

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #73 on: June 29, 2009, 11:08:53 PM »
Ahahah fuck that shit, I don't care if Carlos is the nicest dude ever. Look at that disgusting exaggerated 360 flip. GROSS!

exaggerated 360 flip? Exaggerated? Are you fucking serious? Holy fuck, I think I'm getting a nosebleed
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Re: lizard king
« Reply #74 on: June 29, 2009, 11:37:16 PM »
I am amazed how many people buy into this ADD grown man. His mom is hot though.

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« Reply #75 on: June 29, 2009, 11:49:14 PM »
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Ahahah fuck that shit, I don't care if Carlos is the nicest dude ever. Look at that disgusting exaggerated 360 flip. GROSS!
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exaggerated 360 flip? Exaggerated? Are you fucking serious? Holy fuck, I think I'm getting a nosebleed
Hahaha, seriously. The dude's 4 feet tall; if he tried to exaggerate he'd end up kicking the back of his head.

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #76 on: June 30, 2009, 12:09:58 AM »
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Ahahah fuck that shit, I don't care if Carlos is the nicest dude ever. Look at that disgusting exaggerated 360 flip. GROSS!
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exaggerated 360 flip? Exaggerated? Are you fucking serious? Holy fuck, I think I'm getting a nosebleed
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Hahaha, seriously. The dude's 4 feet tall; if he tried to exaggerate he'd end up kicking the back of his head.

I'm just confused as to how exactly one might "exaggerate" a flip trick, like, for me, exaggerating the numer of girls I've slept with, that's easy, I do it all the time, but 360 flips? I don't see how that's possible
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« Reply #77 on: June 30, 2009, 12:57:09 AM »
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Ahahah fuck that shit, I don't care if Carlos is the nicest dude ever. Look at that disgusting exaggerated 360 flip. GROSS!
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exaggerated 360 flip? Exaggerated? Are you fucking serious? Holy fuck, I think I'm getting a nosebleed
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Hahaha, seriously. The dude's 4 feet tall; if he tried to exaggerate he'd end up kicking the back of his head.
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I'm just confused as to how exactly one might "exaggerate" a flip trick, like, for me, exaggerating the numer of girls I've slept with, that's easy, I do it all the time, but 360 flips? I don't see how that's possible
Ya know, that whole unnecessary back leg kickback thingamabob... yo flips

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #78 on: June 30, 2009, 05:31:26 AM »
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How do you not feel like a complete douchenozzle by saying shit like that? Just die.
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How do you feel for being the dumbest fuck shit ever? did you even watch the video?

When people who are far less intelligent than me call me dumb, it's pretty funny. You wouldn't know what that's like, but smart people actually laugh at people like you.

You should throw the passion in the air and let it loose, bro!


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Re: lizard king
« Reply #79 on: June 30, 2009, 05:33:38 AM »
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I like Lizard King more before I watched that
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Seriously, now i just see lizard as an older white kid that's been living in the suburbs, im actually a bit surprised.


You didn't know he was white either? Damn.

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #80 on: June 30, 2009, 07:26:35 AM »
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Ahahah fuck that shit, I don't care if Carlos is the nicest dude ever. Look at that disgusting exaggerated 360 flip. GROSS!
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exaggerated 360 flip? Exaggerated? Are you fucking serious? Holy fuck, I think I'm getting a nosebleed
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Hahaha, seriously. The dude's 4 feet tall; if he tried to exaggerate he'd end up kicking the back of his head.
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I'm just confused as to how exactly one might "exaggerate" a flip trick, like, for me, exaggerating the numer of girls I've slept with, that's easy, I do it all the time, but 360 flips? I don't see how that's possible
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Ya know, that whole unnecessary back leg kickback thingamabob... yo flips

Yes! Yo-flips!


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Re: lizard king
« Reply #81 on: June 30, 2009, 07:45:17 AM »
pay the dude.  he rips, and from the 3 people i know that met him, said he's the nicest dude ever
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« Reply #82 on: June 30, 2009, 08:11:18 AM »


check out sammys hoe, he looks like he smells

Oddly enough now I'm depressed knowing that piece of shit can get that girl. She must be damaged goods.
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Re: lizard king
« Reply #83 on: June 30, 2009, 08:14:06 AM »
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How do you not feel like a complete douchenozzle by saying shit like that? Just die.
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How do you feel for being the dumbest fuck shit ever? did you even watch the video?
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When people who are far less intelligent than me call me dumb, it's pretty funny. You wouldn't know what that's like, but smart people actually laugh at people like you.

You should throw the passion in the air and let it loose, bro!



Don't go away from the questions. Did you actually watch the video or not?
The answer is Dutch Masters, you fat fucking catastrophe.

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #84 on: June 30, 2009, 08:45:46 AM »
holy moly, that is one ugly three flip.
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« Reply #85 on: June 30, 2009, 09:25:54 AM »
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check out sammys hoe, he looks like he smells

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Oddly enough now I'm depressed knowing that piece of shit can get that girl. She must be damaged goods.
The more I look at her, the uglier she gets.

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« Reply #86 on: June 30, 2009, 11:34:20 AM »
that girls butt ugly and probably a male.

ps - the lizard king video was a huge bummer.  sad to see he is actually such a donkey.

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Re: lizard king
« Reply #87 on: July 01, 2009, 12:41:16 AM »
I like to think that a guy like Sammy Bacca gets hot chicks. Its nice to know that some women appreciate rawness.
And Lizard King is rad.
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Re: lizard king
« Reply #88 on: July 01, 2009, 12:51:51 AM »
Lizard is rad, passionate and loves fast food. He said he wants to get all the fast food logos tattooed on him...time will tell....no hate for the lizard