Let's hear it you wild and crazy guys... Go out and get laid? Go out and get super smashed and pass out in a bush? Go out and get slightly less smashed and get laid in a bush? Stay home and masturbate furiously behind a locked bedroom door while madonna's "borderline" plays softly in the background? Go out and actually get some tricks? Or maybe Ollie a manhole cover on the way to grab some booze(this is slap after all)
My son was pretty damn sick all weekend so that was kind of a bummer. But I did get to take him and my daughter to go chill at makaha beach so my girl could go dive for some shells. Waves were pretty small so I chilled with the keikis watching a bunch of young groms having an awesome time surfing and the longboarders getting their cruise on. My 4 year old daughter was playing In the shore break and I watched her get rolled by a few sneakers when she wasn't paying attention... She'll figure it out eventually I hope haha.
One dude brought his little girl out on a longboard and got a bunch of sick ones, which got me super hyped to bring my 4 year old daughter for her first surf session. When my girl came back from her shell dive I just cold approached the guy and asked if I could borrow his board for a few waves... The guy was super cool and had no problems Letting a complete stranger use his shit, so it was on. Threw a life jacket on my kid and paddled out for a few. Got about 5 good little runners, and ate shit bad with her on one wave. Haha put the fear of god in her for a second, but she calmed down after a bit. It was pretty hilarious, we'd catch a wave and I'd be yelling for her to stand up, but she'd be death gripping the shit out of the board so I'd have to peel her off and stand her up while trying to steer this giant tanker. Good fucking times. Came in and the guy was super stoked and hyping my kid up.
Saturday night my neighbors threw a party. We share a yard so we hung out a bit, but my boy was needing love and care since he was feeling shitty so we didn't chill too much. We did burn our Christmas freeing he backyard which was fucking epic . That Thing burned like I fuck... Furious , hot, and powerful for 45 whole seconds. My roomie(29) hooked up with this fly 20 year oldfrom Japan at the party. She thought she lost her phone so they spent like half an hour searching. Dumbass had it in his pocket the whole time, but played it off like he found it in the back yard. We woke up in the morning to the sounds of him giving her some banzai boner action. If you're wondering, yes they do moan all weird like in the pornos.
Sunday was lazy as fuck. My girl helped me give my house a much needed cleaning ( she organized and threw old shit way while I complained and acted busy). We chilled with the kids until I had to bring them back to their mom. Then I gave my girl some sensual dick motions to thank her for the housework.
What the hell did you guys do? Add some fuckin stories... Weekends and the tales that result are the only thing that keeps
Me going. Fuck work.
Topic: The weekend thread (Read 2458 times)