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Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« on: July 09, 2009, 11:16:53 AM »
Reminisce about when people flipped out.

this is basically how i got banned from skatersinc.com
ppl talked shit on me for 7 pages on slap,
and i just noticed that like 1/2 of the people who were hating on me had focused their account.

http://www.slapmagazine.com/Forum/index.php?topic=18815.0

i am not afriad to admit i said some regular shit but that is cause i am strriaght up not give a fuck unlike most pussies


here was my flipout:

ok so its official
i am one of the only people who stand out in skateboarding right now in ontario. even tho i suck at skating at least i am not a clone.

i looked through the SBC, everyone is wearin the same damn uniform, fcking tall T's all white wihth those dark ass jeans, and new eras. reppin DC and Circa , the two shittiest companies out there like its goin out of style.

there are a few hesh bags who just look like they are stuck in the 80s or some shit. those guys are wack they are just tryin to rekindle old trendiness so they can be like "you sellouts! we're punk!"

you guys aLLLL fcking dress like that dont deny it . every video i have seen you guys post you all dress exactly the same. sure some of u are good at skateboarding but who gives a shit. now there is like 10 trillion people who are good at skateboarding who you have never heard of.

so go ahead and diss me cause i got green wheels and brown adidas shoes or ipaths with the fucken furr inside it. whatever at least im doin somethin different you guys all do the same tricks, except wojtek.

the 2nd coming of rawbertson can only mean one thing
you guys need to change it up and do something different or else your whole little industry is going to collapse on you. its embarrassing seein that little bobby kid wearing t-shirts that would be baggy on heinous.

the youth is getting destroyed by your clone wars
ONTARIO CANADA

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 12:48:30 PM »
jokes are funny

i try posting good parts so people can enjoy them but some people have to have extra bullshit because they are 14, like you gwb

goodbye

thx to all my fave slap posters, atm, gipper, brent, nick, grim, cotg, u know the ones, they are tight

no thx to dr newton, dr newton 2.0, all the newtons, ceemar the 14 year old streetwear fag, ciggarettebeer who cant skate for fucks worth anything and lives in his moms suburbian house and does coke while he sucks at skate, mexicanspaniard for embarassing us all, a lot of other people, fuck you all

goodbye, see you on the other side, i am better than u, goodbye


weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.


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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 12:50:11 PM »


the youth is getting destroyed by your clone wars


cool

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 01:08:36 PM »
Can anyone dig up the Sanch blow ups or JF breakdowns?



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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 01:14:00 PM »
Edit:
NOW YOU ARE ALL ON MY DICK AND ITS PURE LOL
« Last Edit: July 09, 2009, 01:16:23 PM by MexicanSpaniard »

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 01:28:06 PM »
oh man, the sanch blow ups were priceless...
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 01:28:52 PM »
and, slightly related, who could forget

FUCK SLAP NUKE EARTH KILL EVERYTHING THAT ISNT DEAD FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 03:17:49 PM »
Some of the most embarrassing shit is in one of the most embarrassing threads - the gnarring and kooking thread in the board section.  There are pathetically funny posts in there and it's where sal23 focused.

I don't think many people are aware of the awful and embarrassing sal23 focus, so here you go:

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I have no idea how I went from 31 to 0 in less then a week? haha
But whatever..
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Maybe it has something to do with this

<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/l_41f8e13e3e3f60667265dba8d634175d.jpg">

*Sal admits he posts skate pics to help his rep*

yo sal I don't really think the rep system is about how good you sk8 and wat sk8 pics you post,  sw ollieing an 11 is pretty hard tho

I was backing that wallie nose grab though

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now my post looks stupid because he deleted his but....whatever
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I ment to click modify and accidently deleted it
my bad. =X
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Bullshit. You whining that doing some trick would boost your rep was the most embarrassing (read: funniest) thing I've read on here in a while.
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wat
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He posted something like "well i just thought when i switch ollied that 11 stair, maybe you guys would respect me and my rep would go up." And I laughed.


Briden called him out on it and sal focused in embarrassment.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 04:00:38 PM »
OMG, I have focused so many accounts, lol, no one you know had some last words and Clerks 2 I focused because I wrote something nice about Harold Hunter, and thought the post would look better with a focused black and white account look, an arty focus you could say. I usually get asked to focus my account daily.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 04:16:04 PM »
never talk shit on bobby, sickest skater in canada hands down.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 04:59:06 PM »
This place has softened up over the years. Anyone remember the long boarder that came on her posting vids of breaking speed records? That dude got flamed so hard and someone finally meatspinned him. If I remember right he was talking about suing the internet before he focus

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2009, 07:32:32 PM »
biker sherlock?
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2009, 07:55:05 PM »
sanch is an internet scumbag, plain and simple.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2009, 07:57:15 PM »
When Vegan had what looked like an internet nervous breakdown, nothing against the guy but it was pretty classic. Him and Kilgore had some epic standoffs

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2009, 08:03:40 PM »
Anyone remember Jesco Black/Sleeping?

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 08:59:25 PM »
Anyone remember Jesco Black/Sleeping?

I hated that Jesco Black dude. Dude bit my name and people gave me shit all the time thinking it was me.

And whoever said Vegan, holy shit that had to be the all time most dramatic focus ever. All the drama when he was dethroned which spiraled into a couple fake accounts and a final showdown with Kilgore and Newt.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2009, 09:21:12 PM »
They all walk among others.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2009, 09:29:42 PM »
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Anyone remember Jesco Black/Sleeping?
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I hated that Jesco Black dude. Dude bit my name and people gave me shit all the time thinking it was me.

And whoever said Vegan, holy shit that had to be the all time most dramatic focus ever. All the drama when he was dethroned which spiraled into a couple fake accounts and a final showdown with Kilgore and Newt.
damn dude you make it sound like they're championship fighters or something; they're just message board posters.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2009, 09:43:05 PM »
When Vegan had what looked like an internet nervous breakdown, nothing against the guy but it was pretty classic. Him and Kilgore had some epic standoffs

HAHAHAHAHA i remember that. Weren't they like talking about getting his kids taken away because he won't feed them meat? Oh man too funny.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2009, 10:07:28 PM »
I regret focusing my first account, Joshewuhh, especially after getting WeTigers to show his balls for that fake ass fully flared link.
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2009, 10:43:07 PM »
Does anyone remember who that was about a year ago that started a topic and got kook'd so they turned around and started another topic titled, "Who just kooked me?", or something?  HAHA!!  They were like, "Who the fuck just did that?  Tell me who you are".  The guys rep nosedived within  minutes. HAHAHA!!

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2009, 10:57:29 PM »
To all you scrubs: let me just clear this up; it was ME that finally put an end to VeganFag, and ME alone. I dethroned him, yet for some strange reason I am still not a moderator.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2009, 12:08:29 AM »
To all you scrubs: let me just clear this up; it was ME that finally put an end to VeganFag, and ME alone. I dethroned him, yet for some strange reason I am still not a moderator.

You're going down fucker

You told me you hated dogs and it's on now.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2009, 12:10:42 AM »
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To all you scrubs: let me just clear this up; it was ME that finally put an end to VeganFag, and ME alone. I dethroned him, yet for some strange reason I am still not a moderator.
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You're going down fucker

You told me you hated dogs and it's on now.

I think that from now on I'm going to kick my dog each time you post.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2009, 12:57:15 AM »
been lurking since fall '01...so many focused accounts/internet breakdowns...soooo many........
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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2009, 01:02:44 AM »
It's true.  When I try to scan my memory for all the breakdowns/happenings/drama/slap board events that have gone on in the few years I have been posting here shit gets crazy.  Always some new entertaining (and mostly non-skate related) drama going down between different posters.  It's part of what keeps this place lively and fun


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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2009, 01:36:07 AM »
well, dr. newton 2.0 just disappeared. cool.

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Re: Epic Post Fails / Focused Accounts
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2009, 01:57:24 AM »
Does anyone remember the goth guy in the funny myspace thread that threatened to spank jamie thomas with a skateboard, and challenged him to a skate-off?