Remember when Dr. Newton 2.0 pretended he lured Corey Duffel into talking to him? Well to show 2.0 how the fuck it is done, Cigarettebeer and I created a fake myspace and lured Newton 2.0 into our own trap. Cigbeer supplied the pics, named her, picked her bday, what she likes, etc. I did the profile work. He added her friends, got the comments, and found the groups. I did the talking to 2.0.
Our Myspace can be seen here - myspace.com/lissajoan. It took some encouragement. He didn't want to add her and I had to keep telling him he probably knows her or has saw her around before, but he finally added her. Since his Myspace (myspace.com/skatehpm) has been infiltrated and what few pics of him he had saved and reupped for your viewing pleasure, I can finally give to you this wonderful masterpiece.
A gift to you all - The Newton 2.0 Exposed ThreadIntroIt all started googling his Slap email. This led to his posts on a cigar forum. He mentioned using his real email in the profile there, but you had to be a member to view. Cigarettebeer made a profile and from there we found his Myspace and real name. He has posted on Slap in the past as his actual name,
Chris McCracken, and posts as that name on skatenc.com and forums.skateperception.com as well. He makes threads on that skateperception board trying to sell his zoo york polo and trying to get people to give him their American Eagle giftcards. The AIM that I have spoken to him on is toymachinegvse, but his old AIM happens to be
zeroskater5050...quite funny considering his Thomas hate. He tries to buy cigars over paypal, took forever to add a decent looking slut's (fake) myspace, and told me on AIM once about how much
he hates dogs.
The teenage Catholic Liberatarian we know as Dr. Newton 2.0 truly is a pathetic, pitiful human being. I will reiterate this later, but he also told me once that he doesn't want his face on Slap due to ruthless photoshopping. So if you want to do your part, make some photoshops of young Chris McCracken and post them in this thread.Index of 2.0 Information
Myspace - myspace.com/skatehpm
Name - Chris McCracken
Religion - Catholic
AIM - zeroskater5050 and toymachinegvse
Youtube - youtube.com/user/SkateNC1001
Highschool - East Forsyth
Location - Kernersville, NC
College - UNC Greensboro
High school alumni website (made a profile there to view his, but they wanted me to pay 10 bucks via paypal just to be able to view shit, fuck that) -
http://www.alumniclass.com/eastforsyth/alumni-profile?id=2953575Here is Newton 2.0's skate lessons. If you live in NC you can trick him into it and then beat his ass for hating dogs.
http://www.piedmontparent.com/directories/seasonalsportsdirectory.php?pageaction=openlinkdetail&link_id=423&parent_id=16P.O. Box 728
Kernersville NC 27285
336-996-6421
Get a month (four) of Monday lessons for $25 in our Skate Skool at the Kernersville Skate Park. Classes are from 6-7 p.m. on Mondays with Chris McCracken. Registration is open now; space is limited to only six students for each month. Call 336-996-3062 to find out more.
Fees: $25 Ages: all. Gender: male and female.
I don't know if that's his real address, but I hope so.
Here is Newton 2.0 trying to buy cigars online via paypal. The kid lives in NC where tobacco is everywhere, yet he has no friends to buy him some cigars. Note the post is made February 24, 2009 so it's not like he was super young then. He can't talk someone into just letting him buy them underage, he can't steal them, has no friends to buy them for him, etc. He has to try to buy them via paypal on a cigar forum.
http://forums.cigaraficionado.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/9586096/m/960105495"What's up guys? I'm a college freshman who is new to the cigar smoking world, and I'm looking to buy one or two nice cigars for my first time. I'm not looking for anything specific, but I would like it to be flavorful, and something that I will really be able to appreciate. I've heard that cigars are very relaxing, and that they help to calm you down.
Thank you and have a nice day."PICTURE TIME!
AGAIN, I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO PHOTOSHOP THIS FAGGOTIN THE HAT!
Later, maybe tomorrow even, I will post some of his best of quotes from other forums. I only went back so many pages, but there are a few good ones.