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“Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« on: August 06, 2009, 02:06:24 PM »
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 02:07:15 PM »
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 02:52:30 PM »
Phase 1 complete.

A fellow SLAP poster (who shall remain nameless) described Doctor Newton as "a disney character w/ mild acne." After that, it wasn't too hard to track him down.
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 04:09:31 PM »
It appears as if the hunter as become the hunted.......

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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 04:38:06 PM »
i always figured he was more of a reverse cowgirl type.
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 05:43:53 PM »
it's about time
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 05:55:51 PM »
Is it going to be added to your sig?
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2009, 06:14:04 PM »
watch out mitchell, he might get you next.
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2009, 06:53:25 PM »
I like MexicanSpaniard, so don't count on it.
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2009, 07:16:38 PM »
awww the antiposters... you keep this place entertaining
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2009, 07:32:36 PM »
Oh


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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2009, 07:42:46 PM »
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2009, 07:47:34 PM »
Phase 2 complete.

The Doctor Newton account is gone.
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2009, 07:47:56 PM »
So is there a back story to this I missed or did you just decide to go after him for personal reasons?

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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2009, 07:53:54 PM »
Lame. I'd take funny posts over gay porn anyday.

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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2009, 08:36:18 PM »
Lame. I'd take funny posts over gay porn anyday.

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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2009, 10:25:01 PM »
If that young chap didn't look to be having a blast, with that cock up his food tube, I might have to ask somebody to take a seat.

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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2009, 12:17:35 AM »
If that young chap didn't look to be having a blast, with that cock up his food tube, I might have to ask somebody to take a seat.

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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2009, 05:47:59 AM »
SanchoDave next plz

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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2009, 06:21:00 AM »
Art and Cock were beefing, or is that OG Newt 2.0? I get confused easily, apologies.

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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2009, 04:19:11 PM »
grimcity,

Those pictures are of the poster formerly known as Doctor Newton, AKA "Art Newt". No more beef, at least not on my end.


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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2009, 04:52:31 PM »
Lame. I'd take funny posts over gay porn anyday.

come on, we all get our fair share of straight porn everyday. got to mix it up a little... you know... they say variety is the spice of life
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2009, 05:02:13 PM »
It's funny you are all wrong. First Dr. Newton had the avatar, then removed it. Next he focused. Then Dr. Newton (Art Newt) and Dr. Newton 2.0 jumped up on the scene. All are faggots. We don't got doctors in South Africa where I live.

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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2009, 06:03:13 PM »
Always had a small suspicion that doctor newton was a faggot. Dr.newton was cool though.


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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2009, 11:11:57 PM »
i wonder why he focused... he must have had a mental breakdown

did he dye his hair at some point? dude has some varied hair-dos

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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2009, 11:47:41 PM »
i wonder why he focused... he must have had a mental breakdown

Perfect Cock said unless Newt focused, he was going to post pictures of his girlfriend, and her AIM account name and all that shit. Newt didn't want people fucking with his girlfriend.

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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2009, 12:48:55 AM »
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2009, 12:54:10 AM »
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2009, 03:11:14 AM »
I like MexicanSpaniard, so don't count on it.
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Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2009, 05:22:56 AM »
this thread is where heterosexuality goes to die