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Man blames cat for download child porn
« on: August 07, 2009, 03:03:23 PM »
JENSEN BEACH, Florida - Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 03:14:49 PM »
DAMN that pedo-cat is gonna get fucked up in prison

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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2009, 03:18:45 PM »
i always knew that cats were perverts.
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2009, 03:25:59 PM »
why?
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 03:27:04 PM »
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 05:15:28 PM »
Well fuck now that I know you can train cats to download child porn, I'm gonna have to rethink this whole hating cats thing I have going on.
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 06:00:53 PM »
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 07:07:20 PM »
kitty porn and kiddy porn sound the same. i can see the cats confusion, with the cute typos and whatnot
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 07:17:52 PM »
My cat is useless compared to this cat.
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 07:40:40 PM »
That's even more handy than the cat that shits in the toilet and flushes it.
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2009, 11:33:32 PM »
This goes with my theory that cats are the sketchiest of beasts, and that if they were the size of dogs, we couldn't keep them as pets. I mean, cats already apparently kill small things and have the desire to rape children as it is. If they were bigger they would kill big things and rape adults.
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2009, 11:49:33 PM »
It's common knowledge that most cats are assholes.
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2009, 12:29:03 AM »
Quote from: The Gipper on August 07, 2009, 11:33:32 PM
This goes with my theory that cats are the sketchiest of beasts, and that if they were the size of dogs, we couldn't keep them as pets. I mean, cats already apparently kill small things and have the desire to rape children as it is. If they were bigger they would kill big things and rape adults.
they already do
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2009, 01:42:42 PM »
Quote from: The Gipper on August 07, 2009, 11:33:32 PM
This goes with my theory that cats are the sketchiest of beasts, and that if they were the size of dogs, we couldn't keep them as pets. I mean, cats already apparently kill small things and have the desire to rape children as it is. If they were bigger they would kill big things and rape adults.

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Re: Man blames cat for download child porn
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2009, 02:47:27 PM »
Quote from: CeeyMar on August 07, 2009, 03:03:23 PM
JENSEN BEACH, Florida - Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

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