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Sage
« on: August 25, 2009, 01:11:09 AM »
is a  reed? or a bush?
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Re: Sage
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2009, 01:32:06 AM »
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That's real life bro, no sticking lollipops up your ass and licking jesus's butthole man. People are getting raped,murdered and visiting the berrics daily. Deal with it.

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Re: Sage
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2009, 01:35:07 AM »
listens to gwar

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Re: Sage
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 06:04:04 AM »
Helped build Burnside, a place you can't skate.

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Re: Sage
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 06:09:44 AM »
One who pitches gravel?

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Re: Sage
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 06:38:28 AM »
i think sage's are posers in the wizard circles

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Re: Sage
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 06:43:56 AM »
Isnt that Danny Sargents nickname as well?

Do any of the SF heads know what's up with him? I remember this interview in Thrasher when he had just kicked heroin and was skating again

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Re: Sage
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 06:54:41 AM »

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Re: Sage
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 07:02:39 AM »

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Re: Sage
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 07:42:56 AM »
my penis posting = fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Classic keyboard skate champion talk right there.

you need to stop thinking people do what you tell them bc they dont.

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Re: Sage
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 08:57:32 AM »
sage is for losing your brain temporarily.
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We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Sage
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2009, 09:18:23 AM »
paradox, paradox, paradox, paradox
whoever made that happen, shits hilarious!

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Re: Sage
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2009, 09:20:27 AM »
paradox paradox paradox paradox paradox paradox


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Re: Sage
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2009, 09:26:03 AM »
One who pitches gravel?

Obviously God doesn't care that he killed a gay guy, because he's had plenty of opportunities to ruin his shit while he's flying over 70 foot gaps and hasn't made a move yet.

God doesn't care about gay people.

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Re: Sage
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2009, 09:48:01 AM »

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Re: Sage
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2009, 11:04:54 AM »
Isnt that Danny Sargents nickname as well?

Do any of the SF heads know what's up with him? I remember this interview in Thrasher when he had just kicked heroin and was skating again
He's around skating. Pretty sure he's still clean from the hard shit, though I have seen him at bars around the city.

And sage is that nasty shit that hippies burn to purify or some shit, all it does is makes me nauseous by the smell.
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Re: Sage
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2009, 12:11:35 PM »
what about my penis?

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Re: Sage
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2009, 01:45:10 PM »

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Re: Sage
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2009, 02:13:44 PM »

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Re: Sage
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2009, 05:13:40 PM »
Ari why so butthurt? I'm a little disappointed that my first hate thread was started by the likes of you.

somebody loves you sage, really..there is someone who really loves you, for you.....just look, just look..in the mirror....

However coupled with this PM from you I'm pretty satisfied that I've pissed you off enough to hopefully get the ball rolling on your slap mental breakdown.

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Re: Sage
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2009, 05:22:36 PM »
Ari why so butthurt? I'm a little disappointed that my first hate thread was started by the likes of you.

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somebody loves you sage, really..there is someone who really loves you, for you.....just look, just look..in the mirror....
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However coupled with this PM from you I'm pretty satisfied that I've pissed you off enough to hopefully get the ball rolling on your slap mental breakdown.

hey why are you always asking if people are butthurt?

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Re: Sage
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2009, 05:37:25 PM »
Gravel Pitch like you're one to talk about Slap breakdowns. You lost it, oh, about one account ago.

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Re: Sage
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2009, 05:41:28 PM »
HAHA yea right, I'm not the dude who went on like a 5000 post spamming spree.
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Ari why so butthurt? I'm a little disappointed that my first hate thread was started by the likes of you.

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somebody loves you sage, really..there is someone who really loves you, for you.....just look, just look..in the mirror....
[close]

However coupled with this PM from you I'm pretty satisfied that I've pissed you off enough to hopefully get the ball rolling on your slap mental breakdown.
[close]

hey why are you always asking if people are butthurt?

because there's a lot of it going around

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Re: Sage
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2009, 05:45:05 PM »
butt (teehee) why are you so fixated on "da butt"?

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Re: Sage
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2009, 05:48:31 PM »
obviously I'm gay

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Re: Sage
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2009, 05:50:39 PM »
thanks, that's all i wanted.

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Re: Sage
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2009, 07:43:06 PM »