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This muthafucka will fuck yo ass up.
« on: September 02, 2009, 12:22:13 PM »

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Re: This muthafucka will fuck yo ass up.
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 12:31:10 PM »
patron is shit

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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 12:34:01 PM »
Patron is delicious, but that doesn't make this guy any less of a douche. Pretty amazing.
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 12:39:38 PM »
Is this his Real World try out tape?
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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 12:41:40 PM »
it's so metallic, you can taste the metal cask that they age it in. you'd think for that money you'd get wood barrel aged but patron sells on image to people who think they know what's up but really don't have a clue. you can get way better for half the price.

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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 12:44:53 PM »
it's so metallic, you can taste the metal cask that they age it in. you'd think for that money you'd get wood barrel aged but patron sells on image to people who think they know what's up but really don't have a clue. you can get way better for half the price.
Meh, I don't know shit about shit, and I wouldn't pretend to, I just think patron goes down smoothly. I don't think I'd flash it in a movie though
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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2009, 12:51:30 PM »
Nick is fucked.

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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2009, 12:57:52 PM »
GWB's dad.
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2009, 12:58:36 PM »
it's so metallic, you can taste the metal cask that they age it in. you'd think for that money you'd get wood barrel aged but patron sells on image to people who think they know what's up but really don't have a clue. you can get way better for half the price.
Meh, I don't know shit about shit, and I wouldn't pretend to, I just think patron goes down smoothly. I don't think I'd flash it in a movie though

well, it's definitely better tequila than jose's well shit because it's 100% agave but definitely not good for the price. the shit i drink is 17 bucks a fith and way better than patrons 45 dollar ass.

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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2009, 01:13:47 PM »
i get money.

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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2009, 02:03:10 PM »
No way I'm watching that whole thing. I don't really drink tequilla very often, but I agree with Sleazy about the 100% agave. When I get it I get this one that's in a long skinny blue bottle (can't remember the name). It should probably be drank straight, but margaritas are good and otherwise I wouldn't need to own a blender.
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Re: This muthafucka will fuck yo ass up.
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2009, 02:21:42 PM »
guido sensation

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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2009, 02:23:06 PM »
i like it straight but i can fuck some margaritas up.

i actually started using agave nectar instead of orange liquer and it's pretty fucking sick. it's basically like honey that made from agave and will definitely impress the ladies when they want to know the secret.


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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2009, 03:13:40 PM »
I don't know what kind of effect the sunglasses on inside was supposed to have.

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« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2009, 03:18:03 PM »
^^^yeah....The dude talking is fuckin' retarded as hell but that tool in the background takes the cake.

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« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2009, 04:45:58 PM »
god. fucking. damnit.


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« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2009, 05:18:12 PM »
If I was a horse I would just sit around and eat grass all day
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« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2009, 12:53:03 AM »
I don't know what kind of effect the sunglasses on inside was supposed to have.

Earlier I was skating at the park and a guy was pushing around in the bowl wearing sunglasses, it was 9 at night.

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« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2009, 09:24:48 AM »
I don't know what kind of effect the sunglasses on inside was supposed to have.

Earlier I was skating at the park and a guy was pushing around in the bowl wearing sunglasses, it was 9 at night.

You should wear sunglasses. It's a disguise for when he comes and takes your roommates bed, NIC.

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« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2009, 12:15:45 PM »
I don't know what kind of effect the sunglasses on inside was supposed to have.

Earlier I was skating at the park and a guy was pushing around in the bowl wearing sunglasses, it was 9 at night.
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« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2009, 12:28:54 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2009, 01:28:20 PM »
douche bags always have side kicks, such a weird thing. how do you end up being a douche side kick?

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« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2009, 01:45:45 PM »
Being a douche as well ??

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Re: This muthafucka will fuck yo ass up.
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2009, 04:21:55 PM »
douche bags always have side kicks, such a weird thing. how do you end up being a douche side kick?


i always figured they were just friends for ever, they just share the limelight occasionally while the other stands in the back and looks tough.

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Re: This muthafucka will fuck yo ass up.
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2009, 11:57:51 PM »
Im so glad I dont live on that side of the United States.
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Re: This muthafucka will fuck yo ass up.
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2009, 04:11:36 AM »
i like it straight but i can fuck some margaritas up.

i actually started using agave nectar instead of orange liquer and it's pretty fucking sick. it's basically like honey that made from agave and will definitely impress the ladies when they want to know the secret.



there's not anything i don't prefer straight that I've encountered so far.
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