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Juvie Court
« on: September 02, 2009, 02:27:20 PM »
Have to go sometime next month. Has anyone had to go? Please inform me on the experience.

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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 02:36:10 PM »
Maybe next time you should do your laundry
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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 02:50:37 PM »
Maybe next time you should do your laundry


I do not understand this joke.

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 03:02:25 PM »
Have fun cleaning that dog shit out of those kennels.

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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 03:34:10 PM »
Maybe next time you should do your laundry

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 04:44:48 PM »
Have fun cleaning that dog shit out of those kennels.

Community service? I got charged for shoplifting, >10 dollars.

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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2009, 05:04:46 PM »
Have fun cleaning that dog shit out of those kennels.

Community service? I got charged for shoplifting, >10 dollars.

you're fucked buddy. with a mouth that pretty, they're gonna tear you apart in juvie prison.

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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2009, 05:08:28 PM »
Have fun cleaning that dog shit out of those kennels.

Community service? I got charged for shoplifting, >10 dollars.

you're fucked buddy. with a mouth that pretty, they're gonna tear you apart in juvie prison.
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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2009, 07:39:16 PM »
they'll give you lotion so you can masturbate

all you gotta do is ask
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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2009, 07:42:18 PM »
first day in juvie just walk up to some kid and go "theyre seventeen and they still shower together" when somebody asks who respond "deez nutz" then when theyre laughin punch the dude in the dick and watch him go down. nobody will fuck with you then
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2009, 08:17:55 PM »
you wont get in trouble for something like that, you're really stupid to have gotten caught too.

the judge or magistrate might even laugh at you.

I worked with kids outta juvie type lockups for a minute, they'd eat your ass alive if you ever went on "the in."

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2009, 08:20:00 PM »
cigarettes=money

If anyone turns their pocket inside out and tells you to grab it and follow them around, hit them with a brick when you're out in the yard.  this is assuming you're in gen pop.  shoplifting has been known to equal solitary.  I believe they refer to solitary as "the cooler" or "the shoe".

I'm sure one of the PALS might hook you up with a file in a cake or some shit too.

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2009, 09:27:59 PM »
seeing as how everyone else is being a sarcastic dick i will give you some advice.

if this is your first time being in trouble with johnny law, show up with a legit lawyer(NEVER take the one supplied by your city or else you will end up doing community service or something retarded). Pleade guility and the judge will talk to your lawyer for about 5 seconds and then he will go "i am issuing you an a.c.u." or something like that.

i believe its called a.c.u., but it basically means that when you are a minor and you get charged with a first time class a misdameanor the court will actually take pitty apon you and let you go, the only downside is that if you get in trouble again within how every many months the judge says, your petty charge will be brought back up along with the charge that got you arrested AND your orginal charge will be maxim penalty. Also you will not have to tell your employer about it or school or anyone outside of like the military.

good luck and dont steal shit.

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2009, 11:26:57 PM »
Have fun cleaning that dog shit out of those kennels.

Community service? I got charged for shoplifting, >10 dollars.

you're fucked buddy. with a mouth that pretty, they're gonna tear you apart in juvie prison.

I just pictured a torn asshole.

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2009, 12:05:22 AM »
Hey OP have you seen American History X?

Juvie is exactly like that. You start off as an unrequieted hater of everthing but then get a life changing experience like a prision gang rape from neo nazis. Then you become all cool and shit and make buds with the local black dude who like saves your life and shit. But then your brother ends up getting shot and then you have a cry.

Ya understand me?
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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2009, 06:56:51 AM »
seeing as how everyone else is being a sarcastic dick i will give you some advice.

if this is your first time being in trouble with johnny law, show up with a legit lawyer(NEVER take the one supplied by your city or else you will end up doing community service or something retarded). Pleade guility and the judge will talk to your lawyer for about 5 seconds and then he will go "i am issuing you an a.c.u." or something like that.

i believe its called a.c.u., but it basically means that when you are a minor and you get charged with a first time class a misdameanor the court will actually take pitty apon you and let you go, the only downside is that if you get in trouble again within how every many months the judge says, your petty charge will be brought back up along with the charge that got you arrested AND your orginal charge will be maxim penalty. Also you will not have to tell your employer about it or school or anyone outside of like the military.

good luck and dont steal shit.

Thanks man, are you sure I need to get a real lawyer? Can I just get a shitty one out of the yellowpages for $50?

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2009, 07:54:11 AM »
seeing as how everyone else is being a sarcastic dick i will give you some advice.

if this is your first time being in trouble with johnny law, show up with a legit lawyer(NEVER take the one supplied by your city or else you will end up doing community service or something retarded). Pleade guility and the judge will talk to your lawyer for about 5 seconds and then he will go "i am issuing you an a.c.u." or something like that.

i believe its called a.c.u., but it basically means that when you are a minor and you get charged with a first time class a misdameanor the court will actually take pitty apon you and let you go, the only downside is that if you get in trouble again within how every many months the judge says, your petty charge will be brought back up along with the charge that got you arrested AND your orginal charge will be maxim penalty. Also you will not have to tell your employer about it or school or anyone outside of like the military.

good luck and dont steal shit.

Thanks man, are you sure I need to get a real lawyer? Can I just get a shitty one out of the yellowpages for $50?
a shitty yellow pages lawyer is still a lawyer.  odds are you'll pay $80+ for a retainer.  the point of it is to look like you give enough of a shit to hire a lawyer to help resolve your legal issue.  doesnt matter if he/she is any good or not, it's not like they're going to be in the OJ Simpson trial or anything, most times they won't say much at all.  depending on what you did - i gotta agree that they'll probably give you an amnesty period or something like that where you can't get in trouble for 6-12 months.  if you do, you're old charges will be brought back and prosecuted as well as the new charges.

but yeah, you do got a purdy mouth boy.

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2009, 10:37:49 AM »
seeing as how everyone else is being a sarcastic dick i will give you some advice.

seeing as how he stole something under $10 in value (at least that's my understanding of the situation. is that right?) i don't think he needs any real "advice" cherry. he'll be let off the hook, maybe with some light community service he can do at goodwill or some shit. don't make him waste money on a lawyer. that's just plain stupid. i understand you mean well, but you're doing more harm than good.

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2009, 11:36:43 AM »
don't steal things you stupid fuck

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2009, 12:13:33 PM »
HATE, he cant even buy cigs yet.

Good luck in juvie, im sure you will be someone's bitch in seconds of entering the place. At least you will figure out that you like dick in your ass at an early age.

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« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2009, 12:19:40 PM »
seeing as how everyone else is being a sarcastic dick i will give you some advice.

seeing as how he stole something under $10 in value (at least that's my understanding of the situation. is that right?) i don't think he needs any real "advice" cherry. he'll be let off the hook, maybe with some light community service he can do at goodwill or some shit. don't make him waste money on a lawyer. that's just plain stupid. i understand you mean well, but you're doing more harm than good.
oh didn't know that was the cause.  yeah a lawyer might be overkill.

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2009, 02:00:43 PM »
your ripe wittle hairless butthole is about to get plugged by a 17 year old growing dick, most likely the color you ain't too fond of back home, cracker boy.
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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2009, 04:27:41 PM »
Don't worry my nig,I'm the kinda guy that can smuggle shit into the pen.A rock hammer and a Rita Hayworth poster and you can dig your way out.Lil' Shawshank apreesh,you feel me?

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2009, 05:04:17 PM »
i had to go to court to today for a ticket i got a month ago. i plead not guilty and now i have to show up in court again in october. bullshit.

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2009, 07:09:18 PM »
HATE, he cant even buy cigs yet.

You don't buy them in prison, cigarettes actually ARE money.  Your friends and fam bring them to you.

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2009, 03:43:11 PM »
I cant believe you made a thread about this
Im just glad I wasnt a hoe like you when I was your age

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Re: Juvie Court
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2009, 07:50:03 AM »
Well you're off to the big house. Alcatraz. Unless you are Sean Connery, kiss your pre-pubescent ass goodbye.