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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #60 on: September 12, 2009, 10:55:52 AM »
art looks like one of the summer church camp counselors that has a lisp and talks about degrassi at lunch with a table of girls. where does he live?

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #61 on: September 12, 2009, 10:56:59 AM »
Art Newt looks like he works out. He's a good role model for some of Slap's thicker posters.

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2009, 11:01:43 AM »
she lives in westchester, I live on the PA border.

sidenote reed, we smoked some nice herb together at the allman brothers concert at bethel last year.
Sweet. I was tripping on shrooms with a lot of the seniors from my high school. Everything seems to work out perfectly at that place.. more then 5 people came up to our crew and smoked us out and offered decent acid. I miss that concert and atmosphere (the Blue Sky solo was the best)
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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #63 on: September 12, 2009, 11:08:00 AM »
Some people take this place way to seriously. Kinda bummed Art's a chongo.

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« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2009, 11:09:18 AM »
she lives in westchester, I live on the PA border.

sidenote reed, we smoked some nice herb together at the allman brothers concert at bethel last year.
Sweet. I was tripping on shrooms with a lot of the seniors from my high school. Everything seems to work out perfectly at that place.. more then 5 people came up to our crew and smoked us out and offered decent acid. I miss that concert and atmosphere (the Blue Sky solo was the best)

yeah, you should have come up to the show on the 26th last month. they brought out some more of the classic blues songs I love them for, not just warren's spaztic solos like in '08. bethel woods sucks, aestetically great venue but its fucking woodstoock; they could be making millions each summer off throwing huge festivals there.

I live about fifteen minutes west of there, come up sometime and skate some shit with me


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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2009, 11:09:44 AM »
do you actually live in ny?
by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh
Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan

excuse me is that suppose to be a black joke er some shit? nigga atleast i get hoes

u chill wit bros

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2009, 11:13:17 AM »
she lives in westchester, I live on the PA border.

sidenote reed, we smoked some nice herb together at the allman brothers concert at bethel last year.
Sweet. I was tripping on shrooms with a lot of the seniors from my high school. Everything seems to work out perfectly at that place.. more then 5 people came up to our crew and smoked us out and offered decent acid. I miss that concert and atmosphere (the Blue Sky solo was the best)

yeah, you should have come up to the show on the 26th last month. they brought out some more of the classic blues songs I love them for, not just warren's spaztic solos like in '08. bethel woods sucks, aestetically great venue but its fucking woodstoock; they could be making millions each summer off throwing huge festivals there.

I live about fifteen minutes west of there, come up sometime and skate some shit with me


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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2009, 02:56:21 PM »
HAHAHA, I called it that someone would have "fun" with my pics I posted in temp gnar.  Also, please don't make jokes about sandals as if I would enjoy wading around in water in skate shoes.  It's just terrible humor.  Then again you obviously haven't mastered humor since you posted a pic of Sergio posted by Sergio and a pic of me posted by me.  Not to mention I'm handsome and it doesn't have the same effect as when pics of people like you or Gest are posted for the enjoyment of the rest of SLAP.  Sorry, Reed.

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2009, 02:59:40 PM »
yall is funny with ya lil message board and stuff
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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #69 on: September 12, 2009, 03:08:41 PM »
HAHAHA, I called it that someone would have "fun" with my pics I posted in temp gnar.  Also, please don't make jokes about sandals as if I would enjoy wading around in water in skate shoes.  It's just terrible humor.  Then again you obviously haven't mastered humor since you posted a pic of Sergio posted by Sergio and a pic of me posted by me.  Not to mention I'm handsome and it doesn't have the same effect as when pics of people like you or Gest are posted for the enjoyment of the rest of SLAP.  Sorry, Reed.
You're not handsome. at all.
What was the white studded belt for? something useful i presume. I enjoy your posts though so carry on. Get your headset ready for Diablo 2
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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2009, 03:39:59 PM »
k all these dudes need to stop claiming "im handsome" and "girls want to fuck me"

the second hand embarrassment is on par with Michael Scotts greatest hits

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2009, 03:43:30 PM »
I'm handsome and girls love my cock
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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #72 on: September 12, 2009, 03:51:08 PM »
You poor kid.  Insults should be reserved for humor.  I only wear a white studded belt.  That's the only belt I wear and if I cared or was ashamed I would probably buy another belt.  When it falls apart I will buy another just like it.

You're really into thinking I play video games.  Other than having a DS with some mario games I only own a PS2.  I haven't bought a new game since Metal Gear 3 came out if that tells you anything about how often I play/purchase video games.  I don't even play computer games much less own a headset...unless you count scrabble - shout out to Boosh aka shitkicker on scrabble.  We're the kings.

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #73 on: September 12, 2009, 03:52:30 PM »
I'm handsome and girls love my cock

that just goes without saying

and Art Newt ftw

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #74 on: September 12, 2009, 05:56:08 PM »
do you actually live in ny?
by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh
Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan

excuse me is that suppose to be a black joke er some shit? nigga atleast i get hoes

u chill wit bros

i chill wit hoes ;D

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #75 on: September 12, 2009, 06:42:27 PM »
do you actually live in ny?
by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh
Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan

excuse me is that suppose to be a black joke er some shit? nigga atleast i get hoes

u chill wit bros

i chill wit hoes ;D

beammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #76 on: September 12, 2009, 06:48:37 PM »
They're my cousins anyway. I never "chil wit" them too often. Those two girls look they'd be into doing ecstasy though.. hope you nipped 'er in the bud

this topic has officially veered off the road wayyy too far.
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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #77 on: September 12, 2009, 07:21:57 PM »
Ben did you paint your own room?
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2009, 08:43:50 PM »
Ben please don't try to hit on me by sending personal messages
Yeah i did. That's what fags do... play with paints and you know, gay off
Keep it in the thread you sufferer of mild rosacea
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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #79 on: September 12, 2009, 08:55:09 PM »
Ben please don't try to hit on me by sending personal messages
Yeah i did. That's what fags do... play with paints and you know, gay off
Keep it in the thread you sufferer of mild rosacea
I don't need makeup to achieve that rosey red affect like you often do in your photoshoots with the cute little sailor cap. Sticking up for the fat kid is awesome though. Let's hear another rad story about you fucking some chick and then doing something completely reckless and cool..
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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #80 on: September 12, 2009, 09:23:38 PM »
What fat kid?

Once Me and my friends went to this chicks house and she just did a porno shoot. She showed me and my heroin addict friends her recent porno pictures and Jo Jo kept saying "oh yes, beautiful. mmm wow!". I asked him to leave the room, then I tried having sex with her and remembered her friend said she liked it in the ass. I politely asked her if we could enjoy some anal sex but she was not into it. I figured she had to take a shit and my dick went limp. My heroin addicted friends came back laughing because one of them took a shit and smeared it on someone's apartment door. They persuaded me to smell the shit covered door the next morning and I vomited right in front of the door.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #81 on: September 12, 2009, 09:41:40 PM »
What fat kid?

Once Me and my friends went to this chicks house and she just did a porno shoot. She showed me and my heroin addict friends her recent porno pictures and Jo Jo kept saying "oh yes, beautiful. mmm wow!". I asked him to leave the room, then I tried having sex with her and remembered her friend said she liked it in the ass. I politely asked her if we could enjoy some anal sex but she was not into it. I figured she had to take a shit and my dick went limp. My heroin addicted friends came back laughing because one of them took a shit and smeared it on someone's apartment door. They persuaded me to smell the shit covered door the next morning and I vomited right in front of the door.
Wow, so cool. One of the things i liked about Dash Snow, your favorite, is that he actually had the pictures to back up all the crazy shit he did. I think you're secretly envious of him and want to live that lifestyle. Fiction literature on a skateboarding message board seems to be the only way of letting out your bohemian fantasy world. Write a book some day
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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #82 on: September 12, 2009, 10:03:13 PM »
What fat kid?

Once Me and my friends went to this chicks house and she just did a porno shoot. She showed me and my heroin addict friends her recent porno pictures and Jo Jo kept saying "oh yes, beautiful. mmm wow!". I asked him to leave the room, then I tried having sex with her and remembered her friend said she liked it in the ass. I politely asked her if we could enjoy some anal sex but she was not into it. I figured she had to take a shit and my dick went limp. My heroin addicted friends came back laughing because one of them took a shit and smeared it on someone's apartment door. They persuaded me to smell the shit covered door the next morning and I vomited right in front of the door.
Wow, so cool. One of the things i liked about Dash Snow, your favorite, is that he actually had the pictures to back up all the crazy shit he did. I think you're secretly envious of him and want to live that lifestyle. Fiction literature on a skateboarding message board seems to be the only way of letting out your bohemian fantasy world. Write a book some day

Carrying around a camera (or anything worth any amount of money) is a bad idea when you are intoxicated. I don't do anything with the mindset of documenting it and sharing it with others, because I really don't care too much if people find things I do interesting or not.

I don't like Dash Snow because he's a rich kid, wannabe low life shitty artist. You seriously think taking a picture from a book and gluing it to a newspaper with your sperm is great art? His tags are complete shit, and the only interesting thing is the shock value, which is such an uncreative way to get people to pay attention to your shit art that your friends at Max Fish dig.

Just listen to the guy talk

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #83 on: September 12, 2009, 10:17:59 PM »
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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #84 on: September 12, 2009, 10:19:35 PM »
the only interesting thing about my posts is the shock value, which is such an uncreative way to get people to pay attention to my posts that my internet friends at SLAP dig.
Isn't this your whole shtick? that's why everybody on here loves you. You're the pot calling the kettle black
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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #85 on: September 12, 2009, 10:24:30 PM »
This is the most prolonged, boring SLAP meltdown yet. Hurry up and focus.

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #86 on: September 12, 2009, 10:41:27 PM »
Dental plan
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
« Reply #87 on: September 12, 2009, 10:44:46 PM »
how is this a meltdown anyways

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Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
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