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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2009, 05:46:09 AM »


she's gorgeous and sucks at acting. gibbard is actually talented. put them together and you'll have some amazing babies. yes homo

These are both true statements.  Actually they are facts.



thank god you guys agree with me

is it homo to like her music more than her acting? if so, throw the book at me, dan-o
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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2009, 06:49:43 AM »
ease in slightly and whisper in her ear "lets not turn this rape into a murder"
so fucked! but i laughed.

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2009, 11:58:38 AM »


She definitely puts that Gyllanhall bitch in her place.

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2009, 12:58:47 PM »
Fuck, this really sucks.

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2009, 02:08:11 PM »
wow gibbard


all of you guys actually did have a chance after all

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2009, 10:38:42 PM »
i never even paid attention to her acting i just stare at her in her movies

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2009, 12:49:42 AM »
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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2009, 01:41:00 AM »


take the "s" out of the "https" to embed

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2009, 11:26:49 AM »
You can still rape someone if they're married

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #39 on: September 23, 2009, 10:34:39 PM »
bham boy done good....... fucker.

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #40 on: September 24, 2009, 02:15:57 PM »
bham boy done good....... fucker.

Shit, I didn't know he's from WA. I wanna walk to his parents' house and make brown on the portch.
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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2010, 11:49:35 PM »


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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2010, 02:08:52 AM »


you can see her titties in this movie.
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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2010, 05:42:48 AM »
Did you guys buy her cd? I did.

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2010, 10:06:35 AM »
Zooey Deschanel is a talentless piece of shit.  Joanna Newsom is where it's at, faggots.


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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2010, 10:22:21 AM »
Fuck! oh well it is Hollywood and that means it's an average of 3-7 years. How long does Scarlett Johanson have left on her marriage?

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #46 on: March 19, 2010, 10:25:31 AM »
i got to meet her once.  she is super cute, but i don't she has much range as an actress.  she pretty much just plays herself
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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #47 on: March 19, 2010, 10:38:19 AM »
 :)

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #48 on: March 19, 2010, 10:39:00 AM »
Did you guys buy her cd? I did.

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #49 on: March 19, 2010, 10:54:25 AM »
Zooey Deschanel is a talentless piece of shit.  Joanna Newsom is where it's at, faggots.



joanna newsome sucks.  with her fake weird screechy bullshit.  but damn, she's got an ass on her.

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #50 on: March 19, 2010, 12:02:21 PM »
Yeah, and Zooey's band is just fucking awesome... Hush, faggot. 


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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #51 on: March 19, 2010, 03:18:07 PM »
Zooey Deschanel is a talentless piece of shit.  Joanna Newsom is where it's at, faggots.



joanna newsome sucks.  with her fake weird screechy bullshit.  but damn, she's got an ass on her.

Joanna's voice is hit or miss with me. But she was on some late night show recently (One of the Jimmy's I think) and I didn't recognize her at first because she's mellowed out her voice just enough so that's different, but not too pitchy like it can be. It was also the first time I ever saw her and I'll be damned there wasn't a bubbly midget in red wings fluttering above my head with a sly grin on his pudgy face. What a beautiful girl. Zooey's growing on me quite a lot, but I never got into her before because her acting just killed it for me. floop's right, she just plays similar characters all the time. But I can still swim in those eyes for the duration of her movies.

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #52 on: March 19, 2010, 04:25:05 PM »
her head would make a nice ornament for my love room

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #53 on: March 19, 2010, 04:55:03 PM »
her head would make a nice ornament for my love room

and her arms would make great candlestick holders for the foyer

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #54 on: March 19, 2010, 07:10:44 PM »

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #55 on: March 21, 2010, 12:20:30 AM »
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #56 on: March 21, 2010, 09:47:36 AM »
i'm already plotting to kill ben gibbard, anyone want to help?

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #57 on: March 21, 2010, 04:05:31 PM »


That was an extremely awkward performance. She looked so uncomfortable, and like she could use several drinks.
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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #58 on: March 21, 2010, 04:45:37 PM »
She has some magical aurora about her that draws me in. So how much does it cost to stuff a body?

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Re: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
« Reply #59 on: March 21, 2010, 05:22:07 PM »

tracyanne campell > z. deschanel.