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Re: Zombies
« Reply #60 on: December 13, 2009, 05:28:54 PM »
You know I was just thinking about it, and as ridiculous as it sounds do you think any government agencies out there actually have contingency plans for a zombie outbreak?

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #61 on: December 13, 2009, 05:47:47 PM »

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #62 on: December 13, 2009, 06:00:54 PM »
You know I was just thinking about it, and as ridiculous as it sounds do you think any government agencies out there actually have contingency plans for a zombie outbreak?

I hope so. If the U. S. doesn't then I don't know how much longer I can live here.

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #63 on: December 13, 2009, 06:11:29 PM »
all of this zombie talk has gotten me quite hyped, need to watch some epic zombie movies, and of course buy the survival guide. I think all the zombies in Vancouver would be too nice to kill anyone, theyd be too environmentally conservative and polite, id probably get by with some golf clubs, this however coming from someone who hasnt read the guide, fuck i need to regroup
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Re: Zombies
« Reply #64 on: December 13, 2009, 07:14:38 PM »
http://hotfile.com/dl/20536298/b94d005/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide.pdf.html
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Re: Zombies
« Reply #65 on: December 13, 2009, 08:16:39 PM »
Zombieland was pretty awesome. I want to make a zombie short movie some day; maybe this summer i'll get to it finally.

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #66 on: December 13, 2009, 08:25:58 PM »
  if    when the zombie apocalypse happens, i can only hope to be out of southern california

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #67 on: December 14, 2009, 12:24:30 AM »
Yeah, Zombieland was awesome

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #68 on: December 14, 2009, 06:34:47 AM »
can zombies swim? my guess is no, but they could probably flail around until they reach shore. this would make an island escape very tricky, as you would have to probably plan it for an island in salt water. this way the bleeding/decaying zombies would become shark treats.

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« Reply #69 on: December 14, 2009, 09:17:42 AM »
Sparsely populated areas would be good, but what if Walking Dead type roaming hordes existed? Picking them off one by one wouldn't quite work.

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #70 on: December 14, 2009, 09:39:16 AM »
can zombies swim? my guess is no, but they could probably flail around until they reach shore. this would make an island escape very tricky, as you would have to probably plan it for an island in salt water. this way the bleeding/decaying zombies would become shark treats.
In the Max Brooks' mythos, they don't swim, but they walk around the bottom of the ocean, occasionally coming up on shore unexpectedly.

Also, they don't bloat up and rot the same way a regular corpse does, the virus that causes them to zombify turns their liquids and tissue toxic to pretty much every living thing... from dogs to microbes.

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« Reply #71 on: December 14, 2009, 09:41:45 AM »
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can zombies swim? my guess is no, but they could probably flail around until they reach shore. this would make an island escape very tricky, as you would have to probably plan it for an island in salt water. this way the bleeding/decaying zombies would become shark treats.
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In the Max Brooks' mythos, they don't swim, but they walk around the bottom of the ocean, occasionally coming up on shore unexpectedly.

Also, they don't bloat up and rot the same way a regular corpse does, the virus that causes them to zombify turns their liquids and tissue toxic to pretty much every living thing... from dogs to microbes.
Zombie sharks?

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #72 on: December 14, 2009, 09:43:19 AM »

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #73 on: December 14, 2009, 10:02:49 AM »

although I don't see how they are worse than normal ones.

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #74 on: December 14, 2009, 10:29:18 AM »
If anyone is intersted in an awesome zombie website with reviews, news and other shit.

http://www.inevitablezombieapocalypse.com/

Also, this is the best zombie comic series I've found, "The Walking Dead"



Monster Island is a free zombie novel that is posted online.

http://www.brokentype.com/monster/

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #75 on: December 15, 2009, 12:42:41 AM »
Thanks to whoever mentioned Crossed, does the trick while waiting for new Walking Dead issues.

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #76 on: December 15, 2009, 12:47:22 AM »
can zombies swim? my guess is no, but they could probably flail around until they reach shore. this would make an island escape very tricky, as you would have to probably plan it for an island in salt water. this way the bleeding/decaying zombies would become shark treats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSPG9QQg4C0

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #77 on: December 15, 2009, 07:51:45 AM »
does "Chud" Count?

if so C.H.U.D. 2 Bud the CHUD

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #78 on: December 15, 2009, 08:53:08 AM »


In this film they just chill in their sunken submarine near the coast and then take a stroll across the bottom of the sea to the beach and attack innocent bystanders. But then again, not all underwater zombies have SS training.
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Re: Zombies
« Reply #79 on: December 15, 2009, 10:14:50 AM »
i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after.
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Re: Zombies
« Reply #80 on: December 15, 2009, 10:16:07 AM »
I don't know, Zombieland was entertaining, definitely because of Bill Murray, but there was a lot of stupid shit in it. I guess I'm just sick of seeing schtick/comedy zombie movies. And rage zombies. If Zombies are such a huge genre right now, and every sites old Romero as influences, and people love The Walking Dead, why can't we get a classic, post-apocalyptic, serious zombie movie?

In my opinion there hasn't been a real, proper zombie movie since Fulci's Zombie 2 in 1979. 30 years for fuck's sake!!!

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #81 on: December 15, 2009, 09:53:36 PM »

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #82 on: December 16, 2009, 01:00:22 AM »

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #83 on: December 16, 2009, 02:50:05 AM »

Also, this is the best zombie comic series I've found, "The Walking Dead"



i havnt read many comics but this looked cool so i downloaded it and after reading the first issue it seems pretty sick; definately going to read a few more. heres a link to the torrent if anyone wants to download them


http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/143758953/the+walking+dead?tab=summary

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #84 on: December 16, 2009, 05:32:04 AM »
does anyone know which one burns hotter - gasoline or kerosene? i'll need to know this when the hordes come.

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #85 on: December 16, 2009, 07:52:33 PM »
If anyone is intersted in an awesome zombie website with reviews, news and other shit.

http://www.inevitablezombieapocalypse.com/

Also, this is the best zombie comic series I've found, "The Walking Dead"



Monster Island is a free zombie novel that is posted online.

http://www.brokentype.com/monster/
Just wanted to publically gnar you and bump this thread... on my way home I stopped in a fucking great comic shop and picked up the first 5 of the 10 trade paperbacks (was going to be $75 usd but the clerk and another dude there and I had struck up a nearly hour long comic, movie, and zombie geek orgy so he charged me 66.60 instead), I'm halfway through the first one and I'm fucking hooked like... like a fucking crack whore. It's different than WWZ, but it's really good. Thanks for that.

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #86 on: December 16, 2009, 11:47:46 PM »
I'm already eying the Compendium. Thanks for the heads up, Poo!
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Re: Zombies
« Reply #87 on: December 17, 2009, 07:58:42 AM »
How do I look at .cbr files? I'm so excited! halp!

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #88 on: December 17, 2009, 08:36:35 AM »
Figured it out, grown up.

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #89 on: December 17, 2009, 08:42:57 AM »
I don't know, Zombieland was entertaining, definitely because of Bill Murray, but there was a lot of stupid shit in it. I guess I'm just sick of seeing schtick/comedy zombie movies. And rage zombies. If Zombies are such a huge genre right now, and every sites old Romero as influences, and people love The Walking Dead, why can't we get a classic, post-apocalyptic, serious zombie movie?

In my opinion there hasn't been a real, proper zombie movie since Fulci's Zombie 2 in 1979. 30 years for fuck's sake!!!

seriously. movies like 28 days later are entertaining, but I wants my slow zombies dammit!