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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3780 on: September 08, 2007, 10:59:22 AM »
when you quit a job for a future career after 3 years and all a sudden all your co-workers think you fuckin killed someone or something and you can tell your boss wants to scream FUCK YOU>> YOU CANT QUIT but has to hold it in... pretty shitty day for me today considering i fuckin loved tht job

What's your career going to be?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3781 on: September 08, 2007, 04:43:43 PM »
12 months probation, can't enjoy getting high in the yard with the dog for a while.
parents watching justin timberlake concert on tv with surround sound, then having to hear dad try to justify it's very goood music. on surround sound, damn.

job interview went too well today, they're not supposed to be fucking that hyped on me. coming back on tuesday, pretty sure i fucking blew that shit.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3782 on: September 08, 2007, 04:49:32 PM »
When interviewers seem more stoked than they should be, it's because the job fucking blows, and they're thrilled to have a capable candidate. 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3783 on: September 08, 2007, 04:50:28 PM »
if they're hyped on you, how did you blow it?

as fas as probation,
just smoke 21 days out of the month, then on the last week, take 2 mega golden seals(1000mg) 3 times a day for 3 days straight, then just drink water for the next 4 days and you're guaranteed to pass.  that 4 day period of drinking water will wash away the golden seal.  just make sure to check the mgs on it,  don't get some weak ass 85mg shit, you gotta ge the super mega mg kind.
   


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3784 on: September 08, 2007, 05:02:29 PM »
maybe i'll start doing that after i pass the first couple UAs, have them believe "i'm on the right track" and then i don't have to fret over random testing and can have an enjoyable probation. shit's a fucking joke, who the fuck is to judge me for ingesting shit that grows from "god's earth".


as far with the job, i have this thick moustache and ol boy had a grizzly beard so he might suspect i already know what's up. but i still think i blew it. noone is THAT hyped on me after just reading my shit and talking to me for a few minutes. if only he were a cougar.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3785 on: September 08, 2007, 07:48:28 PM »
i was supposed to do stuff tonight but i bailed because i thought i was going to have a diarrhea blowout and it never happened.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3786 on: September 09, 2007, 02:34:28 AM »
the lady's cat died the other day, and they were pretty close, so she's super bummed out.

too bummed out to let me smash.  i'm trying not to be selfish...but fuck, man.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3787 on: September 09, 2007, 08:09:59 AM »
I fell bombing a hill in the dark on Friday, and I still feel like I got hit by a car. I ripped a huge hole in my hand, fucked up my elbow, got a mean hipper and hurt my neck a little bit... shit sucks, I want to skate.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3788 on: September 09, 2007, 10:19:32 AM »
when you quit a job for a future career after 3 years and all a sudden all your co-workers think you fuckin killed someone or something and you can tell your boss wants to scream FUCK YOU>> YOU CANT QUIT but has to hold it in... pretty shitty day for me today considering i fuckin loved tht job

What's your career going to be?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3789 on: September 09, 2007, 01:17:32 PM »
The shitty small town I'm from is taking apart the skate park due to lack of interest.

Why would I wanna go home now?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3790 on: September 09, 2007, 04:07:42 PM »
not having boards till next friday and it being sunny as fuck out all week. i just cant bring myself to buy one.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3791 on: September 09, 2007, 04:25:59 PM »
maybe i'll start doing that after i pass the first couple UAs, have them believe "i'm on the right track" and then i don't have to fret over random testing and can have an enjoyable probation. shit's a fucking joke, who the fuck is to judge me for ingesting shit that grows from "god's earth".


as far with the job, i have this thick moustache and ol boy had a grizzly beard so he might suspect i already know what's up. but i still think i blew it. noone is THAT hyped on me after just reading my shit and talking to me for a few minutes. if only he were a cougar.


i knew i was right. didn't get shit, pussy had to leave a message on the voicemail.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3792 on: September 09, 2007, 04:41:17 PM »
I was at a local wood/modular park yesterday and this kid was running this line between two quarterpipes. His last run through, I saw his arm get ripped back as he was flying between the two ramps. He skated right over to me and said, dude I have to go to the hoispital. He was holding his arm. He pulled his hand away and there was this GAPING hole in his forearm about the size of a penny and approx 3 inches deep. At first it wasn't bleeding and you could see tendon, muscle, and I think bone. Then it started bleeding. It was fucking nasty. It turns out there was a screw head sticking out on one of those quarter pipes that he was skating in between. He was going pretty much full speed and that screw impaled his arm. He was kinda freaked out. I had my motorcycle so I offered to drive him to the hospital in his truck. I was bummed for him. He ended up having surgery and staying overnight at the hospital.

I've always heard how modular ramps are dangerous for this very reason, but that was the first time I've seen it first hand. The kid was lucky he didn't hit an artery. I know there are some pretty major veins in that area. It would have been lights out.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3793 on: September 09, 2007, 09:04:44 PM »
my satellite fuckin' up while Zelig is on >:(
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3794 on: September 10, 2007, 12:07:31 AM »
My friend just found out he has testicular cancer. 
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3795 on: September 10, 2007, 01:47:25 AM »
blown acl and some other damage cant skate for a year, subway behind house bumped prices up like $2 a sandwich

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3796 on: September 10, 2007, 07:09:08 AM »
not having boards till next friday and it being sunny as fuck out all week. i just cant bring myself to buy one.

Backed.  I should've placed my order before breaking my last deck.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3797 on: September 10, 2007, 11:41:32 AM »
shoes disintegrating

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3798 on: September 10, 2007, 02:57:35 PM »
paying $20 for a piss test. they should be paying me for my piss.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3799 on: September 10, 2007, 03:20:17 PM »
my appeal to my insurance company was denied.  looks like I'm going to court... >:(

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3800 on: September 10, 2007, 03:26:20 PM »
shoes disintegrating

quit skating toxic waste plants
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3801 on: September 10, 2007, 04:43:38 PM »
on da first NFL game a nigga watch on Sunday a dude gets crushed. Dis fool aint moving and could be paralized. He had surgery and doctors will tell in the upcoming days whether or not he'll be paralized. So all my real da real niggas stand up and pray fo a foo'. The hit wuz bad and they showed dude go into convulsions before cutting that camera off.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3802 on: September 10, 2007, 04:45:41 PM »
bills are my team. kevin everett, he'll be in heavy sedation for the next couple days. they're not even all the way sure if he'll even survive, craze.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3803 on: September 10, 2007, 05:50:49 PM »
I just ate four bloody chicken wings.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3804 on: September 10, 2007, 06:29:17 PM »
I just ate four bloody chicken wings.
That's gnar, did you sacrifice the fifth one?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3805 on: September 10, 2007, 06:31:29 PM »
You know i did.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3806 on: September 10, 2007, 06:44:53 PM »
I just ate four bloody chicken wings.

damn, i hope you don't get salmonella poisoning...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3807 on: September 10, 2007, 06:46:01 PM »
my appeal to my insurance company was denied.  looks like I'm going to court... >:(

Dammit Justin, when all your medical bullshit is over and done with, something amazingly good is going to happen to you.
Keep your head up man.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3808 on: September 10, 2007, 06:52:21 PM »
thanks man I hope so...for now, it looks like I'm in limbo for another couple months...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3809 on: September 11, 2007, 01:41:59 PM »
The girl I asked to homecoming pretty much told me to fuck off.

She tried to find the slightest out that she could.

Me: "So can you go?"

her: "Yeah but didn't you ask ______?"

me: "no."

her: "oh"  *leaves as soon as the bell rings*

I should have known not to go to a fucking football related event.