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Rusty Champignon

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3750 on: September 06, 2007, 03:17:35 PM »
30 minutes into skating this morning some kid, for no reason, took a shit in the middle of the park. Not hyped.
thats odd
recently at a spot in my town there was a dead pigeon and we had a game of skate over it, maybe you should play "shit skate", wait, no, thats a terrible idea

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3751 on: September 06, 2007, 03:19:46 PM »
30 minutes into skating this morning some kid, for no reason, took a shit in the middle of the park. Not hyped.
thats odd
recently at a spot in my town there was a dead pigeon and we had a game of skate over it, maybe you should play "shit skate", wait, no, thats a terrible idea
me and my boys were at the spot yesterday and one of my guys actually rolled thru bumshit which released a horrible smell. the flies seemed to dig it tho

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3752 on: September 06, 2007, 09:38:36 PM »
i dont fit in with anybody
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3753 on: September 06, 2007, 09:52:37 PM »
you've seen too much of the world, you're scaring the normal whiteboys.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3754 on: September 06, 2007, 11:31:57 PM »
i dont fit in with anybody

yep, thats what its like for me at school but i could care less
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3755 on: September 07, 2007, 12:18:10 AM »
it's 2:15 am and I'm still playing around online.  I work in six hours.

cavities.

we have a new concrete park.  It's sick, don't get me wrong, but it's on a plot of land with football fields, swimming pools, soccer fields, etc.  Every inch of that land is lit up until wee hours of the night, but not the fucking skatepark.  The pool is closed for the summer and the lights still came on tonight.  sorry.  I'm a bitch.
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« Reply #3756 on: September 07, 2007, 12:30:03 AM »
you mean you're not stoked on a dead muskrat in your park?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3757 on: September 07, 2007, 02:42:40 AM »
nearly every time I see a possum it's in dead form.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3758 on: September 07, 2007, 08:57:44 AM »
Happy birthday to me...  :'(


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« Reply #3759 on: September 07, 2007, 11:39:42 AM »
Not stoked on Pooping at Mcdonalds this morning. There was no toilet paper so I sort of put my pants on and waddled over to the sink to see if there was paper towell, there wasn't. I wiped with the toilet paper roll and had mud-butt the whole drive home.


Atleast the roll didn't flush and some dropout who makes 6.00 will have to pick it up. He should have been on top of his toilet paper game.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3760 on: September 07, 2007, 11:45:47 AM »
it's 2:15 am and I'm still playing around online.  I work in six hours.

cavities.

we have a new concrete park.  It's sick, don't get me wrong, but it's on a plot of land with football fields, swimming pools, soccer fields, etc.  Every inch of that land is lit up until wee hours of the night, but not the fucking skatepark.  The pool is closed for the summer and the lights still came on tonight.  sorry.  I'm a bitch.

Get with Grim and find out how to write a letter to your city council to get that shit lit up!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3761 on: September 07, 2007, 11:47:12 AM »
Not stoked on Pooping at Mcdonalds this morning. There was no toilet paper so I sort of put my pants on and waddled over to the sink to see if there was paper towell, there wasn't. I wiped with the toilet paper roll and had mud-butt the whole drive home.


Atleast the roll didn't flush and some dropout who makes 6.00 will have to pick it up. He should have been on top of his toilet paper game.

I really only try to shit at home. I try to eat foods with fiber in them so I can drop a duece before work each day, and never have to use a public toilet to take a shit.

P.S. Kev, happy birthday. How old are you now?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3762 on: September 07, 2007, 01:40:10 PM »
hubba hideout, NOW WITH SAND.

my trip would have been so much fun.
tricks into sand ala mandown?

no more like



worst spot for unknowing southern california dudes visitng.
I love this kind of logic. "Yeah, scratches on this ledge looks bad, let's take out the fucking landing and leave sand there, that'll look much better."

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3763 on: September 07, 2007, 01:42:56 PM »
not stoked on my boss telling me my mustache is against company policy.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3764 on: September 07, 2007, 02:19:08 PM »
not stoked on my boss telling me my mustache is against company policy.

hahaha; that's hilarious, what a asshole,
maybe it's because you can grow a stache and he doesn't?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3765 on: September 07, 2007, 02:23:18 PM »
Happy birthday to me...  :'(



Happy B-Day yo!
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3766 on: September 07, 2007, 02:24:21 PM »
I asked this fine ass girl to homecoming.

She said "sure" very exasperated and doesn't know if she's going at all. I'm calling bullshit.

I'm sure she had some jock in mind to take her.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3767 on: September 07, 2007, 02:28:53 PM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3768 on: September 07, 2007, 02:33:13 PM »
happy bird day nigga. I'm fina po out some of my 40 wata fo yu.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3769 on: September 07, 2007, 02:38:37 PM »
Tried OE high gravity last night. It has a higher alco content but some of the charcoal flavor was lost in the process. OG OE is best.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3770 on: September 07, 2007, 03:54:37 PM »
I did a 40 of steel reserve last night. It's 8.1, and it got me drunk.


Also, fuck Mr. Pizza Man, there website says they deliver to Berkeley, so we placed an order online, thinking that the pizza would arrive at the house just as we would, and half way through a drunken bike ride home we get a call from some cunt saying that they don't serve Berkeley. Fucking cunts.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3771 on: September 07, 2007, 06:23:55 PM »
high gravity malted liquor beverages turn me into an asshole

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3772 on: September 07, 2007, 07:28:05 PM »
happy birthday kev

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3773 on: September 07, 2007, 08:47:29 PM »
when you quit a job for a future career after 3 years and all a sudden all your co-workers think you fuckin killed someone or something and you can tell your boss wants to scream FUCK YOU>> YOU CANT QUIT but has to hold it in... pretty shitty day for me today considering i fuckin loved tht job

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3774 on: September 07, 2007, 08:48:36 PM »
people wearing beanies in 90 degree heat

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3775 on: September 07, 2007, 09:04:17 PM »
My groin is fucked and I haven't been able to skate for like 3 weeks. I went to a physiotherapist yesterday and the dude said to see a doctor because it might be a hernia. I went to the doctor today and after getting my crotch felt up for 10 minutes I'm told to go home and take some ibuprofen. It seems nobody can actually tell me what exactly is going on and I'm really frustrated.

I also have like ten rolls of film sitting on my desk but no money to develop them.

The soles on my shoes are practically falling off but there haven't been any new black or blue suede halfcabs at the shop for ages.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3776 on: September 08, 2007, 09:11:19 AM »
^ouch, hope you get better soon.
they got half cabs on sale(i think $40) over at buyskateshoes.com.




i'm not stoked on being stuck at work today, its beautiful day for skateboarding.  :(

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3777 on: September 08, 2007, 09:27:20 AM »
I did a 40 of steel reserve last night. It's 8.1, and it got me drunk.


Also, fuck Mr. Pizza Man, there website says they deliver to Berkeley, so we placed an order online, thinking that the pizza would arrive at the house just as we would, and half way through a drunken bike ride home we get a call from some cunt saying that they don't serve Berkeley. Fucking cunts.
Mr. Pizza Man is best by the slice anyway, 2 dollars for a slice and soda, and the slice is actually good and fills you up. I'm pissed they got rid of the one in Berkeley, but I usually stop by whenever I'm skating downtown Oakland.
let me just name a few of the hammers in this video...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3778 on: September 08, 2007, 10:11:56 AM »
My groin is fucked and I haven't been able to skate for like 3 weeks. I went to a physiotherapist yesterday and the dude said to see a doctor because it might be a hernia. I went to the doctor today and after getting my crotch felt up for 10 minutes I'm told to go home and take some ibuprofen. It seems nobody can actually tell me what exactly is going on and I'm really frustrated.

Had the same problem about a year ago, couldnt barely skate or even climb steps for about 2 months, even when i took a break from skating and feeling alright it came back after the first session
the only thing that helped me is doing tons of stretches that work on the area before and after sessions, when i started doing it the pain went away and i could skate again, a good one is to sit on the ground with the soles of your foot touching eachother and with your hands you push your knees towards the ground. do it after you warm up a bit and after the sessions and it will help
now, a year later, i can still feel pain there when doing certain things and sometimes it bugs the hell out of me, hope you get well i know hoe much it sucks
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3779 on: September 08, 2007, 10:48:33 AM »
I also have like ten rolls of film sitting on my desk but no money to develop them.