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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3750 on: September 07, 2007, 06:23:55 PM »
high gravity malted liquor beverages turn me into an asshole

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3751 on: September 07, 2007, 07:28:05 PM »
happy birthday kev
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3752 on: September 07, 2007, 08:47:29 PM »
when you quit a job for a future career after 3 years and all a sudden all your co-workers think you fuckin killed someone or something and you can tell your boss wants to scream FUCK YOU>> YOU CANT QUIT but has to hold it in... pretty shitty day for me today considering i fuckin loved tht job

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3753 on: September 07, 2007, 08:48:36 PM »
people wearing beanies in 90 degree heat

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3754 on: September 07, 2007, 09:04:17 PM »
My groin is fucked and I haven't been able to skate for like 3 weeks. I went to a physiotherapist yesterday and the dude said to see a doctor because it might be a hernia. I went to the doctor today and after getting my crotch felt up for 10 minutes I'm told to go home and take some ibuprofen. It seems nobody can actually tell me what exactly is going on and I'm really frustrated.

I also have like ten rolls of film sitting on my desk but no money to develop them.

The soles on my shoes are practically falling off but there haven't been any new black or blue suede halfcabs at the shop for ages.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3755 on: September 08, 2007, 09:11:19 AM »
^ouch, hope you get better soon.
they got half cabs on sale(i think $40) over at buyskateshoes.com.




i'm not stoked on being stuck at work today, its beautiful day for skateboarding.  :(

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3756 on: September 08, 2007, 09:27:20 AM »
I did a 40 of steel reserve last night. It's 8.1, and it got me drunk.


Also, fuck Mr. Pizza Man, there website says they deliver to Berkeley, so we placed an order online, thinking that the pizza would arrive at the house just as we would, and half way through a drunken bike ride home we get a call from some cunt saying that they don't serve Berkeley. Fucking cunts.
Mr. Pizza Man is best by the slice anyway, 2 dollars for a slice and soda, and the slice is actually good and fills you up. I'm pissed they got rid of the one in Berkeley, but I usually stop by whenever I'm skating downtown Oakland.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3757 on: September 08, 2007, 10:11:56 AM »
My groin is fucked and I haven't been able to skate for like 3 weeks. I went to a physiotherapist yesterday and the dude said to see a doctor because it might be a hernia. I went to the doctor today and after getting my crotch felt up for 10 minutes I'm told to go home and take some ibuprofen. It seems nobody can actually tell me what exactly is going on and I'm really frustrated.

Had the same problem about a year ago, couldnt barely skate or even climb steps for about 2 months, even when i took a break from skating and feeling alright it came back after the first session
the only thing that helped me is doing tons of stretches that work on the area before and after sessions, when i started doing it the pain went away and i could skate again, a good one is to sit on the ground with the soles of your foot touching eachother and with your hands you push your knees towards the ground. do it after you warm up a bit and after the sessions and it will help
now, a year later, i can still feel pain there when doing certain things and sometimes it bugs the hell out of me, hope you get well i know hoe much it sucks
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3758 on: September 08, 2007, 10:48:33 AM »
I also have like ten rolls of film sitting on my desk but no money to develop them.



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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3759 on: September 08, 2007, 10:59:22 AM »
when you quit a job for a future career after 3 years and all a sudden all your co-workers think you fuckin killed someone or something and you can tell your boss wants to scream FUCK YOU>> YOU CANT QUIT but has to hold it in... pretty shitty day for me today considering i fuckin loved tht job

What's your career going to be?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3760 on: September 08, 2007, 04:43:43 PM »
12 months probation, can't enjoy getting high in the yard with the dog for a while.
parents watching justin timberlake concert on tv with surround sound, then having to hear dad try to justify it's very goood music. on surround sound, damn.

job interview went too well today, they're not supposed to be fucking that hyped on me. coming back on tuesday, pretty sure i fucking blew that shit.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3761 on: September 08, 2007, 04:49:32 PM »
When interviewers seem more stoked than they should be, it's because the job fucking blows, and they're thrilled to have a capable candidate. 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3762 on: September 08, 2007, 04:50:28 PM »
if they're hyped on you, how did you blow it?

as fas as probation,
just smoke 21 days out of the month, then on the last week, take 2 mega golden seals(1000mg) 3 times a day for 3 days straight, then just drink water for the next 4 days and you're guaranteed to pass.  that 4 day period of drinking water will wash away the golden seal.  just make sure to check the mgs on it,  don't get some weak ass 85mg shit, you gotta ge the super mega mg kind.
   


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3763 on: September 08, 2007, 05:02:29 PM »
maybe i'll start doing that after i pass the first couple UAs, have them believe "i'm on the right track" and then i don't have to fret over random testing and can have an enjoyable probation. shit's a fucking joke, who the fuck is to judge me for ingesting shit that grows from "god's earth".


as far with the job, i have this thick moustache and ol boy had a grizzly beard so he might suspect i already know what's up. but i still think i blew it. noone is THAT hyped on me after just reading my shit and talking to me for a few minutes. if only he were a cougar.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3764 on: September 08, 2007, 07:48:28 PM »
i was supposed to do stuff tonight but i bailed because i thought i was going to have a diarrhea blowout and it never happened.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3765 on: September 09, 2007, 02:34:28 AM »
the lady's cat died the other day, and they were pretty close, so she's super bummed out.

too bummed out to let me smash.  i'm trying not to be selfish...but fuck, man.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3766 on: September 09, 2007, 08:09:59 AM »
I fell bombing a hill in the dark on Friday, and I still feel like I got hit by a car. I ripped a huge hole in my hand, fucked up my elbow, got a mean hipper and hurt my neck a little bit... shit sucks, I want to skate.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3767 on: September 09, 2007, 10:19:32 AM »
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when you quit a job for a future career after 3 years and all a sudden all your co-workers think you fuckin killed someone or something and you can tell your boss wants to scream FUCK YOU>> YOU CANT QUIT but has to hold it in... pretty shitty day for me today considering i fuckin loved tht job
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3768 on: September 09, 2007, 01:17:32 PM »
The shitty small town I'm from is taking apart the skate park due to lack of interest.

Why would I wanna go home now?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3769 on: September 09, 2007, 04:07:42 PM »
not having boards till next friday and it being sunny as fuck out all week. i just cant bring myself to buy one.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3770 on: September 09, 2007, 04:25:59 PM »
maybe i'll start doing that after i pass the first couple UAs, have them believe "i'm on the right track" and then i don't have to fret over random testing and can have an enjoyable probation. shit's a fucking joke, who the fuck is to judge me for ingesting shit that grows from "god's earth".


as far with the job, i have this thick moustache and ol boy had a grizzly beard so he might suspect i already know what's up. but i still think i blew it. noone is THAT hyped on me after just reading my shit and talking to me for a few minutes. if only he were a cougar.


i knew i was right. didn't get shit, pussy had to leave a message on the voicemail.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3771 on: September 09, 2007, 04:41:17 PM »
I was at a local wood/modular park yesterday and this kid was running this line between two quarterpipes. His last run through, I saw his arm get ripped back as he was flying between the two ramps. He skated right over to me and said, dude I have to go to the hoispital. He was holding his arm. He pulled his hand away and there was this GAPING hole in his forearm about the size of a penny and approx 3 inches deep. At first it wasn't bleeding and you could see tendon, muscle, and I think bone. Then it started bleeding. It was fucking nasty. It turns out there was a screw head sticking out on one of those quarter pipes that he was skating in between. He was going pretty much full speed and that screw impaled his arm. He was kinda freaked out. I had my motorcycle so I offered to drive him to the hospital in his truck. I was bummed for him. He ended up having surgery and staying overnight at the hospital.

I've always heard how modular ramps are dangerous for this very reason, but that was the first time I've seen it first hand. The kid was lucky he didn't hit an artery. I know there are some pretty major veins in that area. It would have been lights out.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3772 on: September 09, 2007, 09:04:44 PM »
my satellite fuckin' up while Zelig is on >:(
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3773 on: September 10, 2007, 12:07:31 AM »
My friend just found out he has testicular cancer. 
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3774 on: September 10, 2007, 01:47:25 AM »
blown acl and some other damage cant skate for a year, subway behind house bumped prices up like $2 a sandwich

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3775 on: September 10, 2007, 07:09:08 AM »
not having boards till next friday and it being sunny as fuck out all week. i just cant bring myself to buy one.

Backed.  I should've placed my order before breaking my last deck.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3776 on: September 10, 2007, 11:41:32 AM »
shoes disintegrating

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3777 on: September 10, 2007, 02:57:35 PM »
paying $20 for a piss test. they should be paying me for my piss.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3778 on: September 10, 2007, 03:20:17 PM »
my appeal to my insurance company was denied.  looks like I'm going to court... >:(

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3779 on: September 10, 2007, 03:26:20 PM »
shoes disintegrating

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