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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2009, 11:06:33 AM »
Kickflip back 5050 on a hubba is ridiculous? 5050 some lame rail is ridiculous? You have low standards for skateboarding.


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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2009, 11:18:46 AM »
regardless of the trick its a great photo. dude behind the lens knows what he's doing.

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2009, 12:55:44 PM »
Kickflip back 5050 on a hubba is ridiculous? 5050 some lame rail is ridiculous? You have low standards for skateboarding.

If you don't think he's good at skateboarding you don't have eyes.
POP, speed, style, sick tricks. I'm sure you didn't see all his footage.

He can noseslide nollie heel better than you. don't be sad
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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2009, 01:50:26 PM »
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jake is the best am
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Kill yourself, please.
u like louie lopez and david reyes
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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2009, 02:18:33 PM »
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jake is the best am
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Kill yourself, please.
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u like louie lopez and david reyes
They both shit on jake. Jake skates like a drunk vulture.


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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2009, 02:21:32 PM »
seriously man how is louie lopez good

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #36 on: October 29, 2009, 02:23:39 PM »
I don't think any of you understand that he's 14.


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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2009, 02:24:20 PM »
i thought you were the one who allegedly liked skateboarders for their skateboarding

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2009, 02:26:04 PM »
He's good, and has clean style. Does hard tricks. What more should you expect from a 14 year old?


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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2009, 02:26:42 PM »
what the hell is a clean style?

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2009, 02:28:09 PM »
Someone that lands clean, unlike jake.


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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2009, 02:29:51 PM »
he lands clean you foolish

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2009, 02:35:52 PM »
yeah, you can argue that he skates gay spots, or does shitty tricks, but you can't say he doesn't land clean.

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2009, 03:26:55 PM »
Because he landed a sketchy nollie 360flip bs five-o and a sketchy 360 flip noseslide in the chapman video.

http://www.youtube.com/user/quartersnacksdotcom#p/search/0/MpGPuQQOhjo

http://www.youtube.com/user/quartersnacksdotcom#p/u/16/J5owhQ_DiLQ

good footage in these clips.
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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2009, 04:28:00 PM »
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yeah, your so right, louie lopez and the 14 year old girls at flip are so much better, mad style bro.

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2009, 04:37:19 PM »
He's good, and has clean style. Does hard tricks. What more should you expect from a 14 year old?

jakes part in mind field > louie's shitty ass part in the flip video. Your an idiot.

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #46 on: October 29, 2009, 05:39:30 PM »
Kickflip back 5050 on a hubba is ridiculous? 5050 some lame rail is ridiculous? You have low standards for skateboarding.

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #47 on: October 29, 2009, 05:53:02 PM »
I wanted to know about the disappearance in New York.

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2009, 07:23:48 PM »
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They both shit on jake. Jake skates like a drunk vulture.

what the fuck does that even mean?

anyone?

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2009, 07:56:28 PM »
COTG is a delusional child who thinks he's gonna make it big someday.  So he hypes his favorite companies and disses the others, like it will help his cause.


Though I'm still not convinced he isn't the best fake poster ever.

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #50 on: October 29, 2009, 08:12:06 PM »
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They both shit on jake. Jake skates like a drunk vulture.
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what the fuck does that even mean?

anyone?

that he has shitty arm style

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #51 on: October 29, 2009, 09:30:18 PM »
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They both shit on jake. Jake skates like a drunk vulture.
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what the fuck does that even mean?

anyone?
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that he has shitty arm style
This might be news to you, but vultures don't have arms. They have wings. Besides, I don't even get how skating like a drunk vulture is even an insult, I think it sounds fucking awesome.
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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #52 on: October 29, 2009, 10:33:49 PM »
COTG is a delusional child who thinks he's gonna make it big someday.  So he hypes his favorite companies and disses the others, like it will help his cause.


Though I'm still not convinced he isn't the best fake poster ever.
HAHAHA I don't even like flip, idiot.


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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2009, 12:38:15 PM »
wow
thanks for posting that
good read
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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #54 on: November 02, 2009, 12:52:14 PM »
Kickflip back 5050 on a hubba is ridiculous? 5050 some lame rail is ridiculous? You have low standards for skateboarding.
You see, skateboarding can't be measured on a scale where the person who does a kickflip is automatically of lesser 'accomplishment' than a person doing a double kickflip. There are literally hundreds of reasons to take into account when 'judging' how good a skateboarder is or isn't; there are obvious factors such as the weather or the ground but also you've got to take into account factors such as a trick may have been done first go at a complete bust of a spot, the person may in fact have been able to do a trick of 'higher technicality' but may have merely chosen something they found harder yet of lesser 'techincality.' These sort of aspects are rarely taken into consideration by many.

For example, a non-skateboarder was asked to judge which trick is better/harder. They get to see a 720 on vert by Bob Burnquist that may have taken a few goes on the ramp he constantly skates. They also get to see him do a 50-50 on some narrow round rail that he has never skated. Ten times out of ten they would choose the latter as the trick of lesser significance justified solely on the fact that one trick looks easier than the other. When in fact the 50-50 could be far more difficult to him, and the situation he may have faced could have been far more favorable with the first trick.

You will completely ignore my argument, because I'm aware of your ignorance. I know people like you and there's no reasoning with you. However I will stoop to your level as the next best thing for demonstration of your unsubstantiated contention.

I don't think any of you understand that he's 14.

You argue that Louie Lopez is 'better' or something than Jake Johnson as he is 14. What would you say if they were reversed ages? Would that not mean that Jake would be better than Louie or some shit? What exactly are you measuring your level of skating with. You cannot omit/submit your own factors for justification of 'skill.'

Grow up and realise that a 'trick' probably involves far more than what you just see in the picture.
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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #55 on: November 02, 2009, 01:25:43 PM »
Just because is a trick is harder for someone doesn't means it's hard for everyone. One of my homies can barely noseslide but he kickflip crooked a handrail. You're basically saying him doing a noseslide would be better. No it wouldn't.

as far as the age thing goes. You can't expect a child to be as good as an adult, that doesn't even make any sense.


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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #56 on: November 02, 2009, 01:28:16 PM »
^ Wow. That just blew my mind

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #57 on: November 02, 2009, 01:44:27 PM »
Just because is a trick is harder for someone doesn't means it's hard for everyone. One of my homies can barely noseslide but he kickflip crooked a handrail. You're basically saying him doing a noseslide would be better. No it wouldn't.

as far as the age thing goes. You can't expect a child to be as good as an adult, that doesn't even make any sense.
Your first sentence was just one of my points.

I just deleted what I was going to say. Instead I just thought about how I'm just wasting my time.

If I was hanging from a building for my life I'd prefer to die than have you rescue me. Seriously...

Oh and I just noticed you 'kooked' me for my opinion not being in phase with yours. Wow!

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Re: Jake Johnson New Jack Article
« Reply #58 on: November 02, 2009, 01:46:33 PM »
You're assuming that i would attempt to help a faggot like you.