Since someone decided to bump this I'm gonna give my take on things, even if it's two years old.
I don't really think he was gonna molest Mizzark, or that hes a rapist or anything... I think he was just incredibly lonely and wanted a friend for a day. Now, this guy is definitely fucked up, badly, but I really don't get the impression he would hurt someone.
As for why he wants the tapes so bad... these T.V. shows were probably the only friends he ever had growing up. I used to love watching Saturday morning cartoons on FOX when I was really young, so I can definitely understand the nostalgia. But for a guy like this who obviously lives an extremely pathetic life, a simple T.V. show probably means a lot more to him then a normal person, hence the lengths he went to to get a copy of them.
I'll agree this entire thread is hilarious, and I'd read it again. This is fucking A-grade slap, maybe the best thread I've ever read. Still, I can't help feeling sorry for this guy.