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« Reply #60 on: November 07, 2009, 09:47:13 AM »
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« Reply #61 on: November 07, 2009, 09:47:59 AM »
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« Reply #62 on: November 07, 2009, 11:03:31 AM »
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« Reply #64 on: November 07, 2009, 03:14:04 PM »
a followed by directly by d

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« Reply #65 on: November 07, 2009, 04:23:14 PM »
A. You gotta fuck with him first. Schwarzenegger style.

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« Reply #66 on: November 07, 2009, 05:07:44 PM »
c then d

or a except tell him the 9/11 knock knock joke and then D right after the punch line
yo mike mo new age ape style high five with my reborn hand.

 2008 psychedelic experience. thanks.

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« Reply #67 on: November 08, 2009, 06:51:26 AM »
joke then murder

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« Reply #68 on: November 08, 2009, 07:43:30 AM »
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« Reply #69 on: November 08, 2009, 11:17:52 AM »
a please

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« Reply #70 on: November 08, 2009, 07:32:29 PM »
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if you tomlick that chelloveck and let the red kroovy flow like moloko a chasso or millicent will come in a minoota
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I don't know where you get your facts. The first generation of My Little Ponies were made by Hasbro, not the Khmer Rouge. And Hasbro hasn't made toys out of human skulls since the 1960's.

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« Reply #71 on: November 08, 2009, 08:51:11 PM »
Prince Alois' trembling gets to the point that you have to hold the knife out from his neck to keep from inadvertently sawing through it.  You the need to keep him at ease until some kind of bargain can be reached.  You try to calm his nerves by asking him if he'd like to hear a joke.  The Prince says nothing, so you repeat your question in a calm deliberate tone, realizing as you hear your own speech how twisted an individual he must think you to be.  The Prince stutters, "O-o-okay."

You clear your throat and present your question with great eloquence.  "Where do you find a no-legged dog?" you ask.  The Prince doesn't answer.  He seems to be pondering the right response in hopes that you might spare his life.  His uncontrollable shaking subsides as he says in a tense high pitched voice, "I dunno?"

He waits for your reply, completely frozen on his feet, not even breathing in fear of the repercussions you have in mind for him.  You say nothing, letting the silence hang heavily in the dank uncirculated air of the musty hotel.  You wait for a whole minute, two minutes.  The Prince closes his eyes and says a silent prayer to himself as his lip quivers wildly. 

You speak, "Right where you left him."

A squeak escapes from the mouth of the Prince.  Then a guffaw.  Then a hysterical laughter that fills the room with a horrible unpleasantness.  Part Mozart, part Fran Drescher, his laugh is a truly disgusting thing to behold.  You release him from your clutches as he drops to the floor in hysterics.  The tension must have snapped a cord in his brain, you think to yourself.  Prince Alois rolls about on the lush carpet screaming with hideous glee.  You look at his face and observe that his eyes have rolled into the back of his head and a froth has begun to form at the corners of his mouth.

He clutches his chest as his laughter is suddenly replaced with a deep groan of pain.  His voice fades to a faint chortle barely audible among the spasms of his limbs.  You watch the life fade from his body as his eyes become dim and glazed.  A quiet washes over what a moment before had been a pleading squeamish embodiment of homosexual royalty. 

The battle had been won without firing a shot, you think to yourself.  A tinge of panic creeps up your spine and the urge to split come quickly.  The still present cocaine sharpness floods your brain rapidly as you consider seven different plans of action at once.  You slip down the stairs at a brisk pace, past the open doors of the dining hall still filled with false teeth businessmen, and into the cool air of the Liechtenstein evening. 

You head back to the tavern where you were knocked out with the faint hope you might see the little weirdo, but he is nowhere to be seen.  You order a drink and begin to mentally sort through what had transpired.  Who is this organization that's interested in killing the Prince?  Were you merely a pawn in their game?  Would you ever uncover the dark truth of the little weirdo's motives?  And what of the gay cokehead bartender?  Would he ever find true love?  And what about Chase's vacation?

The answer to all these questions and more will be revealed next time as Chase Homely visits the darkest corners of Africa to try and uncover the most ancient of secrets.

THE END
         

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« Reply #72 on: November 08, 2009, 09:02:32 PM »

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« Reply #73 on: November 08, 2009, 09:31:57 PM »
yet another great installment
143 bipsmound

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« Reply #74 on: November 09, 2009, 04:37:40 PM »
thank you bippy. this was pure gold.

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« Reply #75 on: November 09, 2009, 08:22:12 PM »
im so intrigued by little weirdo. what was his plan for? how did he find you? what does he eat on his toast?
i want him to have a spin off. maybe he can move to LA and make it as an infomercial actor. this could be as good as joey
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I don't know where you get your facts. The first generation of My Little Ponies were made by Hasbro, not the Khmer Rouge. And Hasbro hasn't made toys out of human skulls since the 1960's.

Tom Penny says: My 'ed systems!

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« Reply #76 on: November 10, 2009, 08:55:11 AM »
Thanks bipsmound
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