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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1170 on: August 27, 2011, 07:43:20 PM »
yo ronnie look like the guido juicehead sling blade
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1171 on: August 27, 2011, 08:11:36 PM »
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Think Nolan has time to recast Bane for The Dark Knight Rises?

I usually back Pauly 110%, but he's on some manipulative shit. How can he call out Deena for robbing and cockblocking when him and Vinny did the same to her the night before? At least she gave back the girl to finish Vinny off. That's love, and a true pimp move Eazy E could appreciate.
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They were only really cockblocking her because she didn't go take the spare room to bang though, weren't they?

How many times did Pauly and Mike bang in the same room in the past? They can get over it for a night I think.


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Think Nolan has time to recast Bane for The Dark Knight Rises?


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But Bane is intelligent. Ronnie couldn't play intelligent on easy.

Stunt double. I know I was off there, but the camera angle from behind Ronnie as he was approaching Mike in the other room looked like the teaser where Bane is lumbering towards Batman.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1172 on: August 28, 2011, 04:03:28 PM »
what the fuck was that bullshit
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1173 on: August 28, 2011, 05:14:19 PM »
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1174 on: August 28, 2011, 05:23:39 PM »
I can't believe that Ronnie came home with flowers. He is sending mixed signals.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1175 on: August 28, 2011, 06:00:27 PM »
Did I miss tonights?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1176 on: August 28, 2011, 07:03:39 PM »
Still going over the recap on west coast.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1177 on: September 02, 2011, 03:13:44 PM »
Knocked himself out? 

Have you guys watched Geordie Shore, the british version of Jersey shore? 

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1178 on: September 03, 2011, 03:32:31 AM »
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1179 on: September 03, 2011, 05:05:01 PM »
Ronnie and Sam's relationship would make me want to slam my head against a cement wall as well.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1180 on: September 30, 2011, 01:19:41 AM »
jionni was hardly in the wrong.  remove yourself from the situation rather than escalate.  snooks got crazy needy and hysterical, guy definitely dodged a bullet.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1181 on: September 30, 2011, 09:47:48 AM »
Dude is fucked. "Im in Rome. No wait, I'm at the train station a few blocks away." Also, clown had no luggage.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1182 on: September 30, 2011, 12:36:53 PM »
I still watch, but hardly care. The women have taken over the show with their drama and stupidity and I long for the one-liners and lemons-into-lemonade situations the man of the same name would get himself into. I mean, it still happens, but it's vastly over-shadowed by the broads. Get rid of Jersey Whore, bring back the Shore.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1183 on: September 30, 2011, 12:40:18 PM »
I personally blame Deena. Wandering around crying that she's pregnant yet continuing to get fucking annihilated at a bar.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1184 on: September 30, 2011, 08:40:36 PM »
I personally blame Deena. Wandering around crying that she's pregnant yet continuing to get fucking annihilated at a bar.

Deena is the least of it all. Sam is constantly comparing herself now to how she was in past seasons. Jenni is consistently being mom to Snooki, who is single-handedly taking the show down to Snooki-coochie-pay-attention-to-me land. Deena's stunt was a 10-minute interjection in the 6 or 7 hours they've aired so far that actually gave a unique tone to the show that the other whiney bitches haven't been able to lend.


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1185 on: October 01, 2011, 01:41:56 PM »
WHERE'S MY BOYFRIENDD..???!?


Near died laughing. That girl is a train wreck. Used to think I was a shitshow when I was drunk, in comparison I'm a saint.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1186 on: October 02, 2011, 08:15:22 PM »
mtv needs to consider allowing jersey shore cast to participate in the real world/road rules challenges.  shit would be golden!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1187 on: October 03, 2011, 08:07:27 AM »
Everybody would die. Kenny would mouth off to Ronnie and Ron-Ron would pull him apart like a piece of chicken. Situation would creep on every chick and would fail, while at the same time Vinny would one-by-one fuck every chick, ugly or not. I'm guessing Jwoww would be the standout female competitor while Snookie would fall off everything. Like literally she would fall off every obstacle, platform, rope ladder...etc. Deena would fake being pregnant again.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1188 on: October 03, 2011, 08:49:29 AM »
Yo real talk

My friends sister is like old ass friends with that Deena bitch, she thinks she's such hot shit now cause of this dumb show.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1189 on: October 06, 2011, 01:28:24 PM »
guess that explains why she caked on the makeup this season.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1192 on: January 07, 2012, 11:25:22 AM »
mad Ryder footage in the first season 5 ep. she's def. the Gino/Julien of JS

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1193 on: January 07, 2012, 11:36:40 AM »
Ryder might as well be the 9th roommate. But I gotta admit Ryder's stepped her game up since the days of dancing in shorts and Nike dunks. This season looks pretty boring. They should've waited to film until the cast had some time in between Italy and this season. Dudes all look burnt out and ready to go home.

Vin leaving better not mean that "unit" becomes a roommate.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1194 on: January 07, 2012, 11:35:06 PM »
Situation needs some uppers. The dude constantly looks depressed.. then again I would be too

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1195 on: January 07, 2012, 11:54:30 PM »
Ryder might as well be the 9th roommate. But I gotta admit Ryder's stepped her game up since the days of dancing in shorts and Nike dunks. This season looks pretty boring. They should've waited to film until the cast had some time in between Italy and this season. Dudes all look burnt out and ready to go home.

Vin leaving better not mean that "unit" becomes a roommate.

I agree. To be out in Italy for that long and then to go back to Jersey to do it all again sounds rough. They need to detox a little so they can come back hard again.

And agree on Ryder too. Looks like a budget Taylor Swift.

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