Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154214 times)

foiedonk · « **Reply #60 on:** December 06, 2009, 08:49:24 AM »

When I saw a preview for this show I figured I had to watch it no matter what happened it was a life or death matter. Was that "the situation" throwing a fist into the snookie girls face? Talk about some trash.
http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/series.jhtml

jack burton · « **Reply #61 on:** December 06, 2009, 09:19:21 AM »

Quote from: Tko788 on December 06, 2009, 08:32:05 AM

Quote from: jack burton on December 06, 2009, 12:22:23 AM
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that is wayyy to tall to be snooki. im guessing maybe the girl sam.
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if you look at the cheeks you could tell it is snickers. She was most likely standing on something.

as funny as that punch is, thats still fucked up.

yea looking again thats definitely her. guess she doesnt get along with everyone.

zipzinger666 · « **Reply #62 on:** December 06, 2009, 10:48:29 AM »

Quote from: foiedonk on December 06, 2009, 08:49:24 AM

When I saw a preview for this show I figured I had to watch it no matter what happened it was a life or death matter. Was that "the situation" throwing a fist into the snookie girls face? Talk about some trash.
http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/series.jhtml

kinda figured it was Ronnie or maybe just some random dude at the club, when the cops take him away hes too short and stocky for it to be "the situation". i wish he wouldve punched angelina instead, girl was such a cock block...

Baby Gerber · « **Reply #63 on:** December 06, 2009, 11:09:38 AM »

i love when in the first episode Ronnie says
" When you take off there your shirt they just come to you, like fly comes to shit"

Baby Gerber · « **Reply #64 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:41:48 PM »

Before:

After:

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #65 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:17:22 PM »

Me and my friends turned on the show last night for some laughs, and while we're watching it my friend screams out "What the FUCK!" and everyone looks at him puzzled, turns out he used to have classes with JWOW and would occasionally hang out with her, he didn't recognize for the first couple of minutes because of the huge fake tits and out of control hair, he swore she used to look nothing like she does now.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #66 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:29:49 PM »

Quote from: Tko788 on December 06, 2009, 08:32:05 AM

Quote from: jack burton on December 06, 2009, 12:22:23 AM
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that is wayyy to tall to be snooki. im guessing maybe the girl sam.
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if you look at the cheeks you could tell it is snickers. She was most likely standing on something.

as funny as that punch is, thats still fucked up.

The comedy comes from the fact that it is really fucked up, and you knew these guys were total douchebags before they even showed that clip, and you knew it was just a matter of time before some sort of act of extreme misogyny was coming. Him Punching a chick in the face at the bar was just like a total "told you so" moment.

Quote from: Baby Gerber on December 06, 2009, 11:09:38 AM

i love when in the first episode Ronnie says
" When you take off there your shirt they just come to you, like fly comes to shit"

Yeah, that was epic. Who compares themselves to shit in a metaphor about how sexy they are?

Smurph · « **Reply #67 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:49:22 PM »

It's on youtube. Game on.

frisco · « **Reply #68 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:05:51 PM »

this shows fucking ridiculous, funny though

toque · « **Reply #69 on:** December 06, 2009, 06:20:44 PM »

I wonder how many times the situation says "the situation" in a given hour.

I walked into the room when this show was starting on thursday and was hypnotized by it the whole two hours. Quality entertainment

zipzinger666 · « **Reply #70 on:** December 06, 2009, 06:25:34 PM »

Quote from: forks/knives save lives on December 06, 2009, 06:20:44 PM

I wonder how many times the situation says "the situation" in a given hour.

I walked into the room when this show was starting on thursday and was hypnotized by it the whole two hours. Quality entertainment

drinking game material...

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #71 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:59:50 PM »

Right now this and 48 Hours Mystery are the only two shows we can stand to watch together.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #72 on:** December 06, 2009, 09:28:03 PM »

i let this quote slip through the radar

Angelina: "I'm a bartender... at least I'm doing something important"
-when she was getting bummed about selling t-shirts

i also think the t-shirt dork is quite the misogynist. anytime the guidos have problems he sympathizes but if a guidette has a problem hes on their asses in a heartbeat

zipzinger666 · « **Reply #73 on:** December 06, 2009, 09:36:43 PM »

Quote from: sven thorkel on December 06, 2009, 09:28:03 PM

i let this quote slip through the radar

Angelina: "I'm a bartender... at least I'm doing something important"
-when she was getting bummed about selling t-shirts

i also think the t-shirt dork is quite the misogynist. anytime the guidos have problems he sympathizes but if a guidette has a problem hes on their asses in a heartbeat

a little bit, but angelina was being such a lazy bitch while pauly on the other hand was actually trying to sell shit and succeeding. he was just trying to get her off her fat ass...

realitycontrol · « **Reply #74 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:06:55 AM »

from what i can gather, it appears that the west coast has "bros" and the east coast has "guidos".

fair statement, or do slap pals in jersey/etc have to suffer from these fucks AND raised truck-driving white trash?

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #75 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:42:52 AM »

Quote from: realitycontrol on December 07, 2009, 01:06:55 AM

from what i can gather, it appears that the west coast has "bros" and the east coast has "guidos".

fair statement, or do slap pals in jersey/etc have to suffer from these fucks AND raised truck-driving white trash?

I think "bros" are MUCH more widespread. We got em way up here in the middle of nowhere Canada. LOTS OF EM!!

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #76 on:** December 07, 2009, 03:17:38 AM »

Quote from: jeremyrandall on December 07, 2009, 02:42:52 AM

Quote from: realitycontrol on December 07, 2009, 01:06:55 AM
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from what i can gather, it appears that the west coast has "bros" and the east coast has "guidos".

fair statement, or do slap pals in jersey/etc have to suffer from these fucks AND raised truck-driving white trash?
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I think "bros" are MUCH more widespread. We got em way up here in the middle of nowhere Canada. LOTS OF EM!!

Bro seems like a generic category under which guidos fit. I bet Canadian bros and Socal bros are way different, but douchebaggy bros never the less.

realitycontrol · « **Reply #77 on:** December 07, 2009, 03:56:58 AM »

we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.

we could have:

-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro

-the orange county douchebag bro

-jersey shore guido bro

-the collegiate frat boy bro

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #78 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:15:49 AM »

Australian Metrosexual Bro.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #79 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:22:02 AM »

best show on television easily, like bb said. snooks takes that punch to the fucking face. i've never seen a punch like that, let alone a chick getting smashed in the face. i watched it slowmo. it was incredible. she's bitching, bitching, bitching...dude is looking the other way and just POW fucking knuckle sandwich. i do not condone hitting women but that was fucking seriously funny.

i'm fucking glued to my tv when this show is on.

for more fun with this subject, refer to http://getoffourisland.com/

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #80 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:24:47 AM »

The Canadian bros are normally called Management.

snickers · « **Reply #81 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:31:28 AM »

Quote from: realitycontrol on December 07, 2009, 03:56:58 AM

we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.

we could have:

-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro

-the orange county douchebag bro

-jersey shore guido bro

-the collegiate frat boy bro

don't forget the 818 san fernando valley bro. those fucks are truly one-of-a-kind in the douchebaggery department

PatrickSkateman · « **Reply #82 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:31:28 AM »

I always thought of bros as being collegiate fratty types and the 25 & under dress shirt at the bar crowd.

ahlee · « **Reply #83 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:40:05 AM »

dont forget slap bros

http://www.companybe.com/Meta/team/p1010048.jpg

gordon bombay · « **Reply #84 on:** December 07, 2009, 07:32:55 AM »

Quote from: realitycontrol on December 07, 2009, 03:56:58 AM

we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.

we could have:

-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro

-the orange county douchebag bro

-jersey shore guido bro

-the collegiate frat boy bro

i would say its more of a tri-state guido bro, bro. north jersey, staten island, long island, and some parts of nyc are the areas that generally have guidos. most guidos dont actually live in south jersey as they usually migrate south from the areas above in the summer time. these types are usually known as "Benny's" to the jersey shore crowd that actually live there all year round.

Boston. · « **Reply #85 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:06:34 AM »

the fuck is wrong with them

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #86 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:10:11 AM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on December 07, 2009, 06:24:47 AM

The Canadian bros are normally called Management.

After watching the two episodes of this show last night, I was saying there's totally gonna be a Wasaga Shore Much Music show any day now.

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #87 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:27:09 AM »

a bro can come in all shapes and forms (except obese)the only overweight bro is the "I used to wrok out and do steriods but stopped working out and continued juicing now I have man boobs fat" , and can be accociated with every type of culture.

jack burton · « **Reply #88 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:36:39 AM »

Quote from: realitycontrol on December 07, 2009, 01:06:55 AM

from what i can gather, it appears that the west coast has "bros" and the east coast has "guidos".

fair statement, or do slap pals in jersey/etc have to suffer from these fucks AND raised truck-driving white trash?

oh yea we have plenty of raised truck driving white trash.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #89 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:53:51 AM »

bros, you gotta check out dude perfect summer camp edition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4giMyqv0qc

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someone clear this up for me. i picture australia being flooded with freckly, sun burnt, billabong wearing, boardshorts having, globe footwear enthusiasts who have the brain power and anatomy analogous to a gorilla. never give folk who are descendants of the anglo-saxons an abundance of sun and extreme activities, it just results in a bad combo

Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154214 times)

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