ZERO STRANGE WORLD REVIEW(RANT)

[ChildoftheGhetto]

Well, anytime you say something to me I'm going to continue to point out how nobody, on this board or not, respects your opinion.

HAHAHAHA like people on this board matter. I actually skateboard. And while we're on the subject of respect didn't your roommate steal your car after you told him he couldn't use it? These people on the internet may not respect my opinion, but people in real life don't respect you.

[Albatross]

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Well, anytime you say something to me I'm going to continue to point out how nobody, on this board or not, respects your opinion.

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HAHAHAHA like people on this board matter. I actually skateboard.

ChildoftheGhetto
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for a real skateboarder you sure spend a shitton of time on the computer



its beyond me how anyone who actually skates cant appreciate how good keegan is. vx1k you gotta stop posting man, can someone pull some strings and get this kids skateperception account unbanned?

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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Well, anytime you say something to me I'm going to continue to point out how nobody, on this board or not, respects your opinion.

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HAHAHAHA like people on this board matter. I actually skateboard.

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ChildoftheGhetto
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for a real skateboarder you sure spend a shitton of time on the computer



its beyond me how anyone who actually skates cant appreciate how good keegan is. vx1k you gotta stop posting man, can someone pull some strings and get this kids skateperception account unbanned?

Yup.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Well, anytime you say something to me I'm going to continue to point out how nobody, on this board or not, respects your opinion.

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HAHAHAHA like people on this board matter. I actually skateboard. And while we're on the subject of respect didn't your roommate steal your car after you told him he couldn't use it? These people on the internet may not respect my opinion, but people in real life don't respect you.

See, that's why I said "on this board or not." I knew you would say that.  Even if you don't care what people on this board say, people who aren't on this board and know about you clown on you.
That kid didn't respect anybody, and he learned right quick never to do it again. I don't think he ever asked me for so much as a spare cigarette after that.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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Well, anytime you say something to me I'm going to continue to point out how nobody, on this board or not, respects your opinion.

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HAHAHAHA like people on this board matter. I actually skateboard. And while we're on the subject of respect didn't your roommate steal your car after you told him he couldn't use it? These people on the internet may not respect my opinion, but people in real life don't respect you.

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See, that's why I said "on this board or not." I knew you would say that.  Even if you don't care what people on this board say, people who aren't on this board and know about you clown on you.
That kid didn't respect anybody, and he learned right quick never to do it again. I don't think he ever asked me for so much as a spare cigarette after that.

I hope you know that doesn't make any sense. The dude who put that in the transworld article is clearly a member of slap, and not only that, he didn't clown me. That's what you fail to realize.

[All Hail Wu Welsh]

i do not enjoy watching keegan sauder skate. he did some good tricks but the majority of them were boring and i find his style very bad.



and he should not do pop shoves, that one on the fountain gap was terrible. he caught it super ugly, but unlike others in a similar situation, dude did not pull it off with a landing that was easy on the eyes either.

i honestly do not understand how the gipper can claim his part will be one to look back to because it won't be one upped. a few of his tricks were one upped by other dudes in the same video, and others were simply mediocre tricks on spots that have already been given the treatment. that noseblunt and fence bash to fakie are clearly the only tricks that will stand the test of time, guaranteed his ender is topped within a month or so, or with the way things are in the city, it's probably already been topped and some dude is sitting of the footage.

[Gordon Ramsay]

The Keegan hate is a complete abomination. Can't believe that shit, but alas, to each his own.

COTG is why people think sideways in regards to slap forums. You [cotg] are one of the most ignorant motherfuckers to ever make use of a keyboard. There is a yearning inside of me that just wants to expose you and pull you're card so badly. I don't take anything you say seriously, and when scrolling through a topic I immediately dismiss any of you're posts as some bullshit rambling that I, as a person cannot read correctly due to the overwhelming amount of asinine literature . Your level of faggot'ness is skyrocketing by the second. If one of the moderators focused you account and IP so that you could never come back here, I would immediately send M.Whiteley, or whom ever did the deed; the porno: "Pirates", and 60 bucks Canadian. 

[ChildoftheGhetto]

The Keegan hate is a complete abomination. Can't believe that shit, but alas, to each his own.

COTG is why people think sideways in regards to slap forums. You [cotg] are one of the most ignorant motherfuckers to ever make use of a keyboard. There is a yearning inside of me that just wants to expose you and pull you're card so badly. I don't take anything you say seriously, and when scrolling through a topic I immediately dismiss any of you're posts as some bullshit rambling that I, as a person cannot read correctly due to the overwhelming amount of asinine literature . Your level of faggot'ness is skyrocketing by the second. If one of the moderators focused you account and IP so that you could never come back here, I would immediately send M.Whiteley, or whom ever did the deed; the porno "Pirates" and 60 bucks Canadian. 

HAHAHA slap was hated a disregarded long before i was here, and then it pretty much only had circle jerk dick riding faggots. What's funny is you don't understand I pretty much represent the people that don't like you guys: actual skateboarders.

Another thing you don't understand is there is nothing to expose. Ask the two people on here that have met me. I'm just a regular dude that skateboards. Well, actually I'm sure they would say extremely cool, and charismatic reminiscent of a young dwayne johnson, but you get the picture.

[krookedskate]

daymmm sucka got put in his place

[krookedskate]

Bitch you aint the rock

[zipzinger666]

^

[Gomez]

Yeah, but you also claimed that you didn't really see anything wrong with Ben Gilley's style, thus voiding your entire argument.

you completely misunderstood me. i said that his style was never as completely terrible as it is now. i even said he skates like he's 30 pounds heavier and said his attempts and make on the last 5050 were unbearable. but yeah, i can understand how you would think i found nothing wrong with his style.

as for the stills, they weren't meant to showcase how bad his style was, they were just meant to point out specific tricks that were done especially bad. the tricks look bad in the stills, but if you watch back those tricks in their entirety they don't look any better.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Yeah, but you also claimed that you didn't really see anything wrong with Ben Gilley's style, thus voiding your entire argument.

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you completely misunderstood me. i said that his style was never as completely terrible as it is now. i even said he skates like he's 30 pounds heavier and said his attempts and make on the last 5050 were unbearable. but yeah, i can understand how you would think i found nothing wrong with his style.

as for the stills, they weren't meant to showcase how bad his style was, they were just meant to point out specific tricks that were done especially bad. the tricks look bad in the stills, but if you watch back those tricks in their entirety they don't look any better.

You took this millisecond clips of him as far down as he got. I guarantee if somebody put in the effort, they could make Paul Rodriguez's switch 360 flip you got on your avatar look like he landed taking a shit. It looks fine if you see any of those stills in context.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

Not possible.

[PsychOut]

i looked at those screen shots then went back to watch keegans part, I seriously dont see what people are seeing, his style is fine.

[Gomez]

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Yeah, but you also claimed that you didn't really see anything wrong with Ben Gilley's style, thus voiding your entire argument.

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you completely misunderstood me. i said that his style was never as completely terrible as it is now. i even said he skates like he's 30 pounds heavier and said his attempts and make on the last 5050 were unbearable. but yeah, i can understand how you would think i found nothing wrong with his style.

as for the stills, they weren't meant to showcase how bad his style was, they were just meant to point out specific tricks that were done especially bad. the tricks look bad in the stills, but if you watch back those tricks in their entirety they don't look any better.

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You took this millisecond clips of him as far down as he got. I guarantee if somebody put in the effort, they could make Paul Rodriguez's switch 360 flip you got on your avatar look like he landed taking a shit. It looks fine if you see any of those stills in context.

that 5050 front shove looked worse in video than a still could possibly represent. same with that pop shove, among other tricks. that's the difference between taking a still of the footage of a perfectly done switch tre done by prod, and a still of the footage of most tricks done by keegan sauder.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Yeah, but you also claimed that you didn't really see anything wrong with Ben Gilley's style, thus voiding your entire argument.

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you completely misunderstood me. i said that his style was never as completely terrible as it is now. i even said he skates like he's 30 pounds heavier and said his attempts and make on the last 5050 were unbearable. but yeah, i can understand how you would think i found nothing wrong with his style.

as for the stills, they weren't meant to showcase how bad his style was, they were just meant to point out specific tricks that were done especially bad. the tricks look bad in the stills, but if you watch back those tricks in their entirety they don't look any better.

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You took this millisecond clips of him as far down as he got. I guarantee if somebody put in the effort, they could make Paul Rodriguez's switch 360 flip you got on your avatar look like he landed taking a shit. It looks fine if you see any of those stills in context.

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that 5050 front shove looked worse in video than a still could possibly represent. same with that pop shove, among other tricks. that's the difference between taking a still of the footage of a perfectly done switch tre done by prod, and a still of the footage of most tricks done by keegan sauder.

They looked fine on video, you are a dumbshit. He caught the shove it fine, that's a huge drop, if he didn't catch it well, he would have eaten shit.

[Canuck]

cotg,

your opinion really matters and all of on here really respect you and think you're the best skateboarder in the world. I would bet money that you're better at skating than P-rod and Jereme (when he skated) combined.

Anyways keep up the great posts.

[crailtapsill]

cotg is a dumbass but he says some funny shit once in a while. I respect anyone thats gonna go out of there way to look like an idiot, takes lots of nerve....the kid that did the screen grabs is a lame ass fag, lets see your footy bro

[Gomez]

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Yeah, but you also claimed that you didn't really see anything wrong with Ben Gilley's style, thus voiding your entire argument.

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you completely misunderstood me. i said that his style was never as completely terrible as it is now. i even said he skates like he's 30 pounds heavier and said his attempts and make on the last 5050 were unbearable. but yeah, i can understand how you would think i found nothing wrong with his style.

as for the stills, they weren't meant to showcase how bad his style was, they were just meant to point out specific tricks that were done especially bad. the tricks look bad in the stills, but if you watch back those tricks in their entirety they don't look any better.

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You took this millisecond clips of him as far down as he got. I guarantee if somebody put in the effort, they could make Paul Rodriguez's switch 360 flip you got on your avatar look like he landed taking a shit. It looks fine if you see any of those stills in context.

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that 5050 front shove looked worse in video than a still could possibly represent. same with that pop shove, among other tricks. that's the difference between taking a still of the footage of a perfectly done switch tre done by prod, and a still of the footage of most tricks done by keegan sauder.

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They looked fine on video, you are a dumbshit. He caught the shove it fine, that's a huge drop, if he didn't catch it well, he would have eaten shit.

even if you thought the stiff legs bent over shit looks good, you know damn well that 5050 front shove was ugly. there is such a thing as getting lucky, and cleary keegan experienced it with that shove on the fountain gap.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

What's funny is no one calling me an idiot is better than me at skateboarding, or even close to the same skill level. Just an observation.

[aleksander]

i do not enjoy watching keegan sauder skate. he did some good tricks but the majority of them were boring and i find his style very bad.



and he should not do pop shoves, that one on the fountain gap was terrible. he caught it super ugly, but unlike others in a similar situation, dude did not pull it off with a landing that was easy on the eyes either.

i honestly do not understand how the gipper can claim his part will be one to look back to because it won't be one upped. a few of his tricks were one upped by other dudes in the same video, and others were simply mediocre tricks on spots that have already been given the treatment. that noseblunt and fence bash to fakie are clearly the only tricks that will stand the test of time, guaranteed his ender is topped within a month or so, or with the way things are in the city, it's probably already been topped and some dude is sitting of the footage.

Gomez this is you:
"I'm thoroughly dissapointed in Jerry Hsu's bonus round part. Seriously, the skating was subpar, and the song was already used in some shop video. Next time I see Jerry I'm going to kick his..."

[Tuna]

What's funny is no one calling me an idiot is better than me at skateboarding, or even close to the same skill level. Just an observation.

idk man, i'd say crailtapsill is pretty sick.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

Doubt it.

[Gomez]

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i do not enjoy watching keegan sauder skate. he did some good tricks but the majority of them were boring and i find his style very bad.



and he should not do pop shoves, that one on the fountain gap was terrible. he caught it super ugly, but unlike others in a similar situation, dude did not pull it off with a landing that was easy on the eyes either.

i honestly do not understand how the gipper can claim his part will be one to look back to because it won't be one upped. a few of his tricks were one upped by other dudes in the same video, and others were simply mediocre tricks on spots that have already been given the treatment. that noseblunt and fence bash to fakie are clearly the only tricks that will stand the test of time, guaranteed his ender is topped within a month or so, or with the way things are in the city, it's probably already been topped and some dude is sitting of the footage.

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Gomez this is you:
"I'm thoroughly dissapointed in Jerry Hsu's bonus round part. Seriously, the skating was subpar, and the song was already used in some shop video. Next time I see Jerry I'm going to kick his..."

haha jerry hsu's bonus round part is a good watch, and i didn't even know that song had been used before that skit came on. i get what you're saying though, but i would have just said "keegan's part was my least favorite to watch" if he hadn't been so hyped on here. i just can't understand why anyone would like someone who has bad style, doesn't skate especially fast, and does mostly mediocre tricks on popular out spots.

[picklesickshuv-it]

What's funny is no one calling me an idiot is better than me at skateboarding, or even close to the same skill level. Just an observation.

You are stock as fuck and your lack of physical confidence cannibalizes your tricks. I have watched your footage it is easily forgettable, so when you voice your opinion with such assertiveness I just get confused. 
This Zero video on the other hand was great, I just want to know what happened to Dominique Dietrichs part, I thought it was pretty sick. It seems to have been replaced.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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What's funny is no one calling me an idiot is better than me at skateboarding, or even close to the same skill level. Just an observation.

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You are stock as fuck and your lack of physical confidence cannibalizes your tricks. I have watched your footage it is easily forgettable, so when you voice your opinion with such assertiveness I just get confused. 
This Zero video on the other hand was great, I just want to know what happened to Dominique Dietrichs part, I thought it was pretty sick. It seems to have been replaced.

What does that even mean? You're also still not better than me either, so whatever.

[GnarlesManson]

You are stock as fuck and your lack of physical confidence cannibalizes your tricks. I have watched your footage it is easily forgettable, so when you voice your opinion with such assertiveness I just get confused. 
This Zero video on the other hand was great, I just want to know what happened to Dominique Dietrichs part, I thought it was pretty sick. It seems to have been replaced.

yeah i knew some things were missing. he was in the montage with the drunk injuns song. maybe they cut him out to make room for jamie. also i think it was a different song at the premiere, or maybe it was too loud for me to recognize it? i feel like there was another person or two that were in the premiere version.

cataclysmic abyss premiere and dvd versions are different too.

[ArizonaGreenTea]

Can we just take a moment to once again bask in this clip's presence

[TheFreshSC]

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Can we just take a moment to once again bask in this clip's presence

i like you, arizonagreentea. both the poster and the beverage