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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #90 on: December 16, 2009, 09:44:37 PM »
i might have to buy a fucking webcam
DO IT ITS SO FUCKING ADDICTIVE only shitty prt is the amount of bro's Ive come across

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #91 on: December 16, 2009, 11:32:27 PM »
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its always a brazillian dude! so disapointing.... all i do is talk ufc and soccer with these guys and its boring. where the bitches at?
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Yeah, a Brazilian dude yesterday told me it was his dream to be in a UFC event and call somebody a pussy.
Something tells me if that's his only strategy...

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #92 on: December 17, 2009, 12:34:31 AM »
I saw so many tits tonight, addicted

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #93 on: December 17, 2009, 03:15:52 AM »


all i found was random dudes, guys jerkin off and this girl who fell into my world and ill i could do was talk to her about jim carey... i wanna pretend im in love

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #94 on: December 17, 2009, 05:19:59 AM »
I saw so many tits tonight, addicted

Lies!  Screen captures...

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #95 on: December 17, 2009, 06:27:45 AM »
Liar Liar came out in 1997, no wonder that bitch that you were lame.

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #96 on: December 17, 2009, 02:32:16 PM »
My friend & I were the two dudes dressed with loads of clothes on our heads and shoe-laces all over our faces in case anyone came across us. We were pretending to be on coke and speed. So many people were so boring. Most just saw us and disconnected. I don't see how you wouldn't stay for a chat if you saw two fucking drug addicts raving out in front of a webcam. There was this one guy who also was using his webcam and he was raving out along with us and his mom walked in. It was pretty rad.

I was on Omegle a few minutes ago and got talking to this chic - who turned out to be really interesting. She started the conversation with 'tell me a secret.' Then she told me she's having an affair with her female ballet professor who's married! Seriously deep stuff. We were talking for about half an hour and she was genuine too. Anyway I took a little screencap when she was confessing...



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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #97 on: December 17, 2009, 10:07:59 PM »
I think maybe this website should just be called "Surprise Dick".

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #98 on: December 17, 2009, 10:12:22 PM »
I think maybe this website should just be called "Surprise Dick".

hahah lol'ing everywhere. Hilarious chat service.
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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #99 on: December 17, 2009, 11:24:18 PM »
Liar Liar came out in 1997, no wonder that bitch that you were lame.

what a dumb piece of shit

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #100 on: December 18, 2009, 02:04:06 AM »
 ;D
« Last Edit: December 18, 2009, 01:05:02 PM by MenendezDiego »

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #101 on: December 18, 2009, 02:06:00 AM »
edit, this chick was furiously flicking her bean after she turned the camera on, it was epic

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #102 on: December 18, 2009, 03:24:21 AM »
Underage girls masturbating and people shitting on babies? What the fuck is wrong with you. Paging C-Hanzel and Gretel.

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #103 on: December 18, 2009, 03:26:39 AM »
underage? I'd hope she wasnt

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #104 on: December 18, 2009, 05:19:08 AM »
I'm sure you're cool.

She looks at least 12.
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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #105 on: December 20, 2009, 08:13:49 PM »
yet another screenshot for the collection

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #106 on: December 26, 2009, 10:47:30 PM »


Christmas rules

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #107 on: December 26, 2009, 11:27:45 PM »
That's one of those looped pre-recorded videos, bro. I've seen that video on the internet before.

Hope you didn't stroke it off for her, because if so some old fat dude with a video loop on his camera whacked off watching you whack off.

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #108 on: December 26, 2009, 11:33:43 PM »
i had an excellent chatroulette sesh with some good friends today. there was lots of simulated gay sex on our part, and we got the exact reactions we were looking for. i love the internet

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #109 on: December 26, 2009, 11:38:42 PM »
That's one of those looped pre-recorded videos, bro. I've seen that video on the internet before.

Hope you didn't stroke it off for her, because if so some old fat dude with a video loop on his camera whacked off watching you whack off.

I've seen it too, but everything is better in screen shot version on the chatroulette.

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #110 on: February 02, 2010, 10:17:10 AM »
I need a fucking webcam now, I literally sat and refreshed from midnight until 5am.  Telling dudes to make out with each other, trying to kill the jackoffs' boners, asking 4 titz, asking hippies if they bathe in bong water.. it's the most fun I've had online ever.

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #111 on: February 02, 2010, 10:36:56 AM »
I just remembered about my friends Bill Clinton mask and how I could use that to fuck with people on here.

Than I remembered that I don't have a camera.
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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #112 on: February 02, 2010, 11:08:43 AM »
this has turned into a weekly thing for me and some friends. when new episodes of Jersey Shore was still on thursday we would go on chatroulette before it started. we encountered:

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Some Euro hardcore chicks making out upon request
a little fat kid taking a bath
this awesome kid who would chug a beer every time one of us would
10000 masturbaters

I miss Jersey Shore/Chatroulette night...
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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #113 on: February 03, 2010, 01:22:54 AM »


totally got a dude to cum all over his chest while chatting with him. what a fag!
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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #114 on: February 03, 2010, 03:20:52 AM »


totally got a dude to cum all over his chest while chatting with him. what a fag!

ugh damn.

Yesterday my girlfriend was chatrouletting and 8/10 guys showed her their dick.
Bitches call me pussy, the horse filler.

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« Reply #115 on: February 03, 2010, 07:28:28 AM »
Yesterday my girlfriend was chatrouletting and 8/10 guys showed her their dick.

Sorry.

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #116 on: February 03, 2010, 07:43:34 AM »
yet another screenshot for the collection

I talked to this girl for a good amount of time about the Smiths. I heard her listening to them and got stoked. It's hard to make a transition from "I really like the music you're listening to" to "tattaaayyyyyeeeezzzzz."

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #117 on: February 03, 2010, 12:12:40 PM »
the amount of dudes just stroking their cocks is insane

you find 1 cute girl out of 100 bros

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #118 on: February 03, 2010, 12:36:35 PM »

That chick looks very similar to Mckenzee Miles.

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Re: chatroulette
« Reply #119 on: February 03, 2010, 04:36:02 PM »
Over Christmas break, my friends and I met this Brazilian dude who called us American fags, then started talking to us about how big his dick was for some reason. We told him to prove it, and he did it. We cheered and then we reported him. I'm interested to know how he explained it to his bros. "Dudes! I was on Chatroulette and these dudes said they wanted to see my dick, so I showed them! It was awesome!"

Also, my friends who have a band met some random people in Brooklyn, who let them stay at their house while they were on tour. Once you sift through all the dicks, there's actually some rewarding stuff.