getting drunk on weekdays

[cold budweisers]

room temperature banquets it is, thanks for your help

[Reggie Nobles]

bud light/bud heavy

[skate_bored]

bud light/bud heavy

coors light and corona light are the only two light beers i would ever consume with a smile.

[cheese]

had some nice gin earlier  add some GDP and im FUCKED

[saucy ragu]

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The bar was packed tonight. I mean, slumpettes raging to The Eagles' "Hotel California" remix, dude with a pony tail trailing down his back and highlighter shorts drinking cranberry vodkas by himself singing every third song at karaoke night, company outings, two birthday parties kind of packed. Still drunk.

[close]

I really fuckin' wailed on "Livin' On A Prayer," though, didn't I?

Song of the night, for sure. Cheers!

[saucy ragu]

My roommates bought a case of 40's for the house from the can returns from our last party. Digging into that tonight a bit, cheers to you all.

[starvingrobot]

Aww fuck.  Had like 4 cold something or others, 4 warm bud lights, 4 cold bud lights and a shot of Jack.  I have been drinkin on the weekdays pretty consistently lately.

[saucy ragu]

Aww fuck.  Had like 4 cold something or others, 4 warm bud lights, 4 cold bud lights and a shot of Jack.  I have been drinkin on the weekdays pretty consistently lately. LET'S PARTY!!

[Beeda Weeda]

smoke weed, talk shit, wake up in a dumpster.

[Inbred Jed]

Wish I could afford more thirsty two ouncers of High Life I've been drinking lately. It's already flat when you open it.

[rawbertson.]

well i suppose this thread has came to a close once again for the week, you will be in my prayers, please have the strength to drink extra hard over the weekend to extend your benders as a proper friday night pint will be soon upon us.

[Narcissus]

Goin' to a wedding tonight. Gonna drop my pants and hit the dancefloor.

[bndla]

I think i gotta switch to light beer.. Im losing my six-pack 

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I think i gotta switch to light beer.. Im losing my six-pack? 

fuck ur 6pack, nigga.

[CUDDLEMONSTER]

a bar near me has a free buffet and trivia every weekday at 9. there's really nothing more classy than walking into the ladies room shitfaced on a tuesday with meatball stains on your shirt to ask if your friend knows woody allen's real name.

[saucy ragu]

Hello Monday night. And hello $2 pounders at the American Legion.

[Donkey Lips]

I went hard last night. Ended up at some weird martini bar and everybody was good looking. I was the dude ordering dumb shit that I was googling on my phone. I fell into a fountain upon leaving. I'm paying for it right now.

[steenz]

Tuesday + Call of Duty 4 + beers with the housemate = a great night

sounds like a gay night

[bloodcrippin]

I fully support the behavior that drinking on a weekday causes.

[skate_bored]

man i woke up just fucking confused as all hell. i was at my girlfriends, which is just a few houses down from mine, but i had no clue what the hell happened because i was out with my friends and she was sleeping. from what i remember we started at my house drinking beers on the porch (and i had a 4loco whoops). then i vaguely remember walking to the bar...and then i woke up. had a big cut on my arm, and was drunk still til like 3pm today.

haha, as i was typing this my friend called and filled me in. said i decided to climb the fence to leave the bar patio, fell on the ground and didnt get up. he poured like 5 beers on me, i ran home full speed?, i puked a bunch, smoked weed, drank more, then walked to my girlfriends.

sounds like a good monday night to me. just skated for an hour and the 95 degree weather and the alcohol bouncing around means im gonna go puke now.

[russ]

man i woke up just fucking confused as all hell. i was at my girlfriends, which is just a few houses down from mine, but i had no clue what the hell happened because i was out with my friends and she was sleeping. from what i remember we started at my house drinking beers on the porch (and i had a 4loco whoops). then i vaguely remember walking to the bar...and then i woke up. had a big cut on my arm, and was drunk still til like 3pm today.

haha, as i was typing this my friend called and filled me in. said i decided to climb the fence to leave the bar patio, fell on the ground and didnt get up. he poured like 5 beers on me, i ran home full speed?, i puked a bunch, smoked weed, drank more, then walked to my girlfriends.

sounds like a good monday night to me. just skated for an hour and the 95 degree weather and the alcohol bouncing around means im gonna go puke now.

Best post I've read in a while!

[saucy ragu]

Going to the ladies swim team's house to be the wingman to my roommate. Gonna show them how buoyant a beer belly can be.

[EricLogan]

a few weeks ago after work I ended up being coaxed by a buddy of mine to knock back a few at this dudes apartment above the bar where I work. Anywho, I got shitty drunk, decided to avoid driving absolutely fucked over so I took a nap from 3am-6, woke up to my alarm and then got horribly lost inside the building trying to find my way out.

I couldn't find the elevator I took up there in the first place and decided to just say fuck it' and take the stairs. I enter the stair well and the door closes behind me. I make my way down to the 3rd floor where the building has an exit to the back alley, pull on it and it's locked. I have a low-level panic attack and run full speed back up all of the stairs til' I luckily find a door to the parking garage that was broken.

I thought I was going to die of starvation in this stair well, and undoubtably somewhere there's surveillance footage of my meltdown, running full speed up flights of stairs like an asshole tugging on locked doors

[Giovanni Falcone]

Wow that is fucked! Haha last Wednesday I decided to drink instead of skate after work, and near 1am I decided to skate to the bar for some last call, ended up having more than I intended because I made some friends and they bought me drinks. On the skate home which I don't really remember I ate shit, got a hella bad shiner.

Woke up the next day in agony with fucking blood all over my bed and apartment and could barely walk. Ended up getting 13 stitches in my right shin, shit was all the way down to the muscle.

[Smell Good]

Gentlemen! I bring good news!

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2014332,00.html

[saucy ragu]

It's been a tame week. Meeting some beautiful women on ecstasy at the Legion, I'm curious how it'll be.

[drunk]

i drank whiskey and dr.pepper all weekend

[skate_bored]

its monday, im drunk. i plan on drinking until i pass out tonight. got like 5 friends over chillin on my porch watching skate videos on youtube on the laptop. the bar comes later.

i hope you guys are getting shitty too, we all forgot about last week

[saucy ragu]

its monday, im drunk. i plan on drinking until i pass out tonight. got like 5 friends over chillin on my porch watching skate videos on youtube on the laptop. the bar comes later.

i hope you guys are getting shitty too, we all forgot about last week

Very shitty. Legion killed it for me, then had to sneak away from my lady because her newly dubbed ex was hanging with her roommate and didn't want to stir the pot. I don't mind, but fuck I'm drunk and need a woman. These Cape Cod Sweet Mesquites will do fine though.

[bloodcrippin]

i would like to be doing this right now, psh thanks for the late invite brandon!