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Alright cigbeer we've seen your 10 yr old footage, but you're gonna have to prove you still skate.  Yes it's an impressive member, but making more posts about your dick than skating is just fucking awkward.

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I don't skateboard very often... I filmed this 7 months ago

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ahahahahaha! so good

That was a perfect video response. Hah!

[EXTRA SPICY]

This was a fun night:

that's one tall woman.

[Hobo.Joe]

[EricLogan]

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This was a fun night:

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that's one tall woman.

either that or this man's gloryhole

[kilgore.]

bump

[Smell Good]

Feeling weird for lurking this thread.

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

I'm guessing it's the accepted norm here that CigBeer will randomly post pictures of his phallus.

[CigaretteBeer]

Armando:yer a fucking tool. oh and art is super gay get over it yer music sucks a cock.

Me:Ha hahaha okay Armando. Your message is a perfect reflection of your stupidity and pointless life. We can't all be cro-magnon looking douche bags from Orange County with fake chanel earrings. I'm sure you have a really enriching meaningful life watching football and drinking with fellow morons. It's really not even worth arguing with someone who most likely has an I.Q under 90. Your insults only make you look like a complete fool and shows your jock mentality and junior high view of the world. Go take a beginning english course at your community college and if possible, think very deeply about what a meaningless life you are leading and how sad it really is.

Love,
Timothy


Armando:hahahah really? yer soooo fucking legit man i wish i could be like u man think u know everything cuse you keep yer head in a book in the middle of the nowhere playing music and contemplating yer life over a cup of coffee thinking yer expanding yer mind wow i wish i could be just like you.

YOU leed a pointless life yer a fucking nobody and u will always be one. you have to text MY gf random ass shit just to have some comunication with someone.does anyone even know yer alive.

stay hangin out at coffee shops talking to jobless losers that keep going to skool cuse they dont know what they want to do with there life and stop talking to my lady.

no one cares about how insaine you are or what pills u want u druggie fuck.

we are all douchebags in OC yea totaly man . dont be pissed cuse we are better than you.
and whats wrong with football? just mad cuse youve been a skinny little emo bitch yer whole life? sorry you never became a man im sure yer dad if u even know who he is or if hes alive is really fucking proud of you.

one last thing moron befor u start talking shit know something about someone befor you do . i have a 158 iq u fucking nigger! and im sure yer thinking oh but he spells so bad and is not articulate with his words and curses so much hes dumb blah blah blah. im just an angry asshole. stop trying to show off how smart and cool u THINK you are and just live life.

ART STILL SUCKS

2:12pmMe
Your boyfriend is trash
Read the letter he just wrote
Did he even finish middle school?

2:14pmMegan
dood she dosent care about your opinion man get lost. we have been togethger for a year we live together and yer a fucking nobody that lives in victorville. killyerself man

2:15pmMe
Oh god, you're being a stalker using her facebook now?


2:15pmMegan
hahah what?

2:15pmMe
Much more than you will ever be
2:15pmMegan
i came on here to talkk shit to yo
no yer a nobody

2:15pmMe
And who are you?
You're somebody?

2:15pmMegan
my friends are promusicians yer just a tool

2:15pmMe
Explain what makes you great

2:15pmMegan
yea i m
im LORD armando i run this shit

2:16pmMe
Dude you listed "christian rock" as music you like
You obviously don't know shit about good music

2:16pmMegan
where do u get christian rock from?

2:16pmMe
But anyways
What makes you a "somebody" ?
Please explain

2:16pmMegan
so cuse i dont like yer music that means i know nothing about muic?
really?

2:17pmMe
You like horrible music, and I doubt you can play a single note on any instrument

2:17pmMegan
im sure pedro the lion and texas is the reason sold lot more records than u ever will

2:17pmMe
If people liked you liked my music I'd be doing something very wrong

2:17pmMegan
i play bass guitar and a lil drumms ive been playing in meal bands since i was 14

2:17pmMe
Those are both terrible bands
Meal bands?
You play for dinner clubs?

2:18pmMegan
kill yerself bro nobody cares what u think

2:18pmMe
You obviously do

2:18pmMegan
go away
my lady dont like u
she says yer annoying as fuck

2:18pmMe
First explain what makes you so great

2:18pmMegan
no one cares about you

2:18pmMe
Yeah okay
Explain

2:18pmMegan
im from orange county
and thats all that matters

2:19pmMe
Who cares about you, and what is it you're doing in life that is worth anything

2:19pmMegan
so go kick rocks

2:19pmMe
Wow great response

2:19pmMegan
i have friends and family and people that care about me
you bro...
u got nothing but a dieing mom

2:19pmMe
You're somebody because of your geographical location?

2:19pmMegan
go hang yerself man

2:19pmMe
You spelled dying wrong, but I have family like most people

2:20pmMegan
take a bunch of pills and just finish it

2:20pmMe
That is not an accomplishment
You still haven't explained how you're somebody
I can play over 20 instruments and make a living doing what I love

2:20pmMegan
but first write an emo song about how yer a closet fag and how much u hate me for speaking the truth i wanna hear it and then kill yerself
so
i make more money than you.

2:21pmMe
Explain dumb ass

2:21pmMegan
and i lvoe what i do

2:21pmMe
Okay how?

2:21pmMegan
i own an autoglass company

2:21pmMe
Oh wow!
You're living the dream hahah

2:21pmMegan
basically poeple tnit and replace windows and i make al the money

2:21pmMe
Wow you are so amazing

2:21pmMegan
yea am living the dream

2:22pmMe
Everyone will remember your glass company when you're dead

2:22pmMegan
i have a beautiful woman who i love nd a nice place to live by the beach

2:22pmMe
Any moron can do that

2:22pmMegan
no everyone will remember my sports records that weill never be broken
im living the dream bro

[chuck d]

Who is Armando?

[nice weather]

on the topic of lengthy conversations with morons, I just found one that I had with a guy trying to sublet his room a few months back.

FABIO:

I'm 28 student and worker, football player, open-minded and laid-back, if you are preferred MAN, sporty, if your ass has JUST the way-out (you know what I mean), then you are the right one!!!
I look forward to our wg!!!
Fabio

PCE:

Hey Fabio,


What's up man!

Name's Philip Curtis Ebner, but you can call me Curt. I'm originally from Boston Massachusetts and I somewhat happened to wash ashore here in beautiful Vienna. For the time being I'm looking for pretty much exactly what you described.

As for right now I'm still looking for a job in the music industry, but that's hard to come by in this country, even if you have history with'em. ( I played bass guitar for STAIND on their album "14 shades of grey" follow up to the hit album "Break the cycle", but nevermind).

As long as the proper job for a man of my format doesn't pop up, I'm kinda doing a part time job at the AKH where I'm a corpse washer for the most part, which is fine with me, because I'm also a necrophile national socialist, and what better place for me is there than frickn' Vienna, you follow me?


I do appreciate your laid back attitude and am sure that we'll be getting along nicely. If you're interested in a copy of "14 shades of grey" I can easily hook you up with a little discount.

Looking forward to hearing back from you,

PCE

FABIO:

cool!!!!!! do you have a tel number?

see you soon!

fabio

PCE:

Yo Fabio,

Glad to hear you?re okay with this thang.
But let me cut to the chase, I?m not in the country until monday, me and my friend Squirrel (from Crazy Town, you might?ve heard of them, they were pretty big in ?04) are doing a little show in Landshut, bavaria. Thing is, my phone?s a prepaid one, so it won?t work from a different country for some reason.
When would you have time to show me around the apartment? I need to see if there?s enough room for my two pet cheetahs. Is there some sort of park nearby your place by chance?
I like to put them on separate leashes and take them for a walk with one leash in every hand. The ladies sure dig that kinda style, you follow me?
I also own a 12? albino anaconda, hope that?s not an issue. Her terrarium is a bit bulky, you think it?s okay if we put that in the hallway maybe?

Sorry about all the requests, just makin sure we cool.

Peace,

PCE

FABIO:

hi man! i want to meet you!!! have tel?

fabio

PCE:

mic check one two one two, waddup Fabio,

Appreciate your quick responses, this is really makin this whole thing a lot easier for me.
About the phone, like I said, I?m still jamming hard with my buddy Squirrel here in germany, but Ima call you right when I get back into town on monday. You see, I took down your phone number so it?s all good, but at this point I can?t just toss around my own one like the next dude. Just trying to stay on the down low until I get back on top.
The project me and Squirrel are doing is going to skyrocket any day now. It?s solid shit, you know. Squirrel on the lead guitar, me doing bass and vocals, it?s like back in the day.

In my earlier messages I forgot to mention that while touring with STAIND as a roadie and fill-in bass player, I developed several addictions, sex and peyote being the two most severe ones. Now with my job at the AKH, the getting-my-fuck-back-on music-wise and all the pets it?s getting pretty hard to meet girls these days, you follow me? Not even 4 years back I was still on tour making that big $, they called me ?the vagician?, groupies on the reg, Escalade on the reg, fucking hangin out with Fred Durst on the reg. Now that kinda lifestyle will leave a hole in any mans life once the shining lights start to fade. So I kinda developed a bit of a habit of enjoying the fruits of the worlds oldest profession, if you catch my drift. Not always do I feel like leaving the house for it though, and between the two of us, having two fuckin grown cheetahs watch you while you?re getting it on sure doesn?t drive the price up, you follow me?
Hope that?s cool with you,

Peace,

PCE

[Tyroneshoelaces]

[longballlarry]

so who's down to change their avatar to a picture of their dick?
this can be the new thing on slap. c'mon guys it will be funny

[pugmaster]

so who's down to change their avatar to a picture of their dick?
this can be the new thing on slap. c'mon guys it will be funny

YEAH LARRY GO FOR IT!!!

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[CigaretteBeer]

Who is Armando?

Some douche bag who is dating my ex girlfriend. We've remained friends after I broke up with her 4 or 5 years ago. Yesterday she said I have horrible taste in women ad I told her that her boyfriend is a moron and I'm guessing he went through her phone because he signed onto her facebook and talked to me through it then deleted and blocked me from her.

[chuck d]

I wonder what makes him think his IQ is 158.  It was probably a MySpace IQ test.

[Hobochilli]

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Who is Armando?

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Some douche bag who is dating my ex girlfriend. We've remained friends after I broke up with her 4 or 5 years ago. Yesterday she said I have horrible taste in women ad I told her that her boyfriend is a moron and I'm guessing he went through her phone because he signed onto her facebook and talked to me through it then deleted and blocked me from her.

That was some funny shit, armando seems like a clever dude

[codithou]

That conversation was funny. I knew there was a reason i came into a thread called "Post your cock".