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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2009, 06:38:12 AM »
It's 9:30 am and this thread already made me hungry for fried chicken.
you some closet dick-in-da-booty ass nigga.


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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2009, 06:41:37 AM »
Someone please speak on KFC's Famous Bowls.

I have never tried them, but despite Patton Oswalt's description of them as a "Failure pile in a sadness bowl",
I find that I have a strange desire to give one a shot.


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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2009, 06:52:01 AM »
Patton's routine on 'em was funny because he was spot on. I tried one when they first came out and wanted to vomit. It tasted like vomit, too.

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« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2009, 08:20:00 AM »
Patton's routine on 'em was funny because he was spot on. I tried one when they first came out and wanted to vomit. It tasted like vomit, too.

I love them but I can understand why they'd gross someone out. We have Church's here but I've never been.

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2009, 09:30:48 AM »
i seriously can't believe people talk about fried chicken without the word popeyes


Ha, beat me... I was gonna say, nobody goes to KFC when there's a Popeye's or a Church's in town. That's like fried chicken blasphemy.

That is the truth, there are only 3 popeyes here in Nashville and luckily one is near my house.  Spicy please!

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2009, 09:52:26 AM »
i don't think i've ever met any normal person that doesn't like fried chicken? 
maybe vegetarians but they don't count as normal people, ha! 

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2009, 10:23:41 AM »
i'm going to the temple in a little while. i can't help but feel a little seedy for craving popeyes.

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« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2009, 11:04:20 AM »
church's/white caste combo ftw. i wonder if those are still around in ny.

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2009, 11:15:38 AM »
Who doesn't like fried chicken? I really like the fried chicken they have at Knott's Berry Farm. That berry drink they serve there is amazing too.
Yeah, watermelon too. Black people get unfairly saddled into feeling guilty for enjoying foods that everybody likes. Rumor is that black people are constantly inhaling oxygen too... its just what you would expect from them...

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2009, 11:48:47 AM »
Who doesn't like fried chicken? I really like the fried chicken they have at Knott's Berry Farm. That berry drink they serve there is amazing too.
Yeah, watermelon too. Black people get unfairly saddled into feeling guilty for enjoying foods that everybody likes. Rumor is that black people are constantly inhaling oxygen too... its just what you would expect from them...

Damn! Beat me to it.

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2009, 12:20:31 PM »

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2009, 01:32:22 PM »
I really wish there was a chicken wing buffet somewhere with a billion different flavors.

We have Wingstop, Wingstreet, and Buffalo Wild Wings out here. Those are all good.

Yeah there's Wingstops around here as well. Is the Wingstreet thing that Pizza Hut mabob? My girlfriend has told me about Buffalo Wild Wings once, but is it actually a buffet? My dream here is to be able to walk down an aisle of freshly fried wings and down another aisle of just sauces you can toss on and mix yourself then a room to die in after.
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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2009, 03:42:56 PM »
i seriously can't believe people talk about fried chicken without the word popeyes


Ha, beat me... I was gonna say, nobody goes to KFC when there's a Popeye's or a Church's in town. That's like fried chicken blasphemy.
I think church's is kind of bland, but man do I love popeye's! It makes me sick everytime I eat it, but I still can't resist when I see one. Spicy, with those amazing biscuits that probably have more butter than flour in them.... so good!
For the record though, that guy got some popeye's too.
I always liked browns chicken too, I think that's just a chicago thing though.
I feel nauseous, but simultaneously, crave popeye's. I might destroy myself soon.
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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2009, 03:50:20 PM »
i seriously can't believe people talk about fried chicken without the word popeyes



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« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2009, 04:02:44 PM »
Are you implying that because African-Americans invented the American style of fried chicken that liking it is limited to their community? I like fried chicken, and I am white.
Next you'll be posting some sort of demeaning shit about Mexican people liking rice and beans. douche.

It's just a joke man, hahaha seriously.
It's demeaning, insulting, and reinforces stereotypes man, hahaha seriously.

How stupid are you? Nobody seems to care except you. Get over yourself. Also, it's actually being hypocritical to it's own stereotype of blacks liking chicken, since this man basically would kill for chicken. Moron.

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2009, 04:35:45 PM »
I need to put this out there...

Go to Popeye's and ask for the Cajun Sparkle seasoning packet.  It changes everything.

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2009, 07:12:56 PM »
I can't believe a newspaper would publish something this blatantly racist. Fucking disgusting.

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2009, 07:31:03 PM »
Popeye's is fucking great(the chain restaurant, not the poster who runs people over, goes to mental hospitals and tells everyone him and the genius Jimi Hendrix suffer from the same mental illness). Their spicy fried chicken is unbelievable. The mashed potatoes and gravy and amazing as well. I tried Churches once and I remembered it being very bland tasting.
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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2009, 08:01:11 PM »
I can't believe a newspaper would publish something this blatantly racist. Fucking disgusting.
That is true. Crest even pointed out the fact that his next meal, which they do not show a picture of, was like pizza and ice cream, it didn't get printed big because of the fact that it doesn't fit the stereotype.
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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #51 on: December 13, 2009, 08:20:15 PM »
Popeye's is fucking great(the chain restaurant, not the poster who runs people over, goes to mental hospitals and tells everyone him and the genius Jimi Hendrix suffer from the same mental illness). Their spicy fried chicken is unbelievable. The mashed potatoes and gravy and amazing as well. I tried Churches once and I remembered it being very bland tasting.

sorry i can't be as cool as you, taking pictures of my dick every week.  i've been repping popeyes since day one, glad to see it getting the respect it deserves.  i made a fake coupon with photoshop six or seven years ago for a "free mega box" of 16 pieces of chicken.  two different popeyes actually honored it.  then i took it to one where white people worked and they knew it was fake. 

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #52 on: December 14, 2009, 05:46:06 AM »
Was he Chinese?
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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #53 on: December 14, 2009, 09:55:00 AM »
only because someone mentioned watermelons earlier...

Next time you can, buy a watermelon big enough for a few people to dig in on but not so big that it won't fit in your fridge.
Also, buy some Rum... either plain or some sweet flavor (not spiced).

Cut a bottle-top size hole out of part of the watermelon... if you can, cut out a plug that you can replace.

Open your bottle of rum and stick it in the hole, the adjust everything so the rum bottle is upside down. Watch the bottle drain into the melon.

Take the bottle out, plug the hole, and maybe even tape it down if it helps.

Leave it in the fridge for 24 hours... halfway or every 1/4 of the 24 hours, rotate the melon a little so the booze saturated is properly.

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #54 on: December 14, 2009, 11:58:19 AM »
wow, i like how people bring race into everything fuck off facists

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #55 on: December 14, 2009, 12:40:57 PM »
dude knew he was fucked and wanted a tasty last meal before confessing. id probably do the same

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« Reply #56 on: December 14, 2009, 02:11:49 PM »
Once a year I get a craving for KFC that I regret about an hour after eating it. Sometimes the chicken bones don't even have meat on them. It's just a bone with salty fried batter. I like the cole slaw.

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #57 on: December 14, 2009, 02:38:19 PM »
Once a year I get a craving for KFC that I regret about an hour after eating it. Sometimes the chicken bones don't even have meat on them. It's just a bone with salty fried batter. I like the cole slaw.
The best is the bottom of the popcorn chicken and all those delicious little chunks of deep fried nothing.
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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #58 on: December 15, 2009, 01:14:33 PM »
Popeye's is fucking great(the chain restaurant, not the poster who runs people over, goes to mental hospitals and tells everyone him and the genius Jimi Hendrix suffer from the same mental illness). Their spicy fried chicken is unbelievable. The mashed potatoes and gravy and amazing as well. I tried Churches once and I remembered it being very bland tasting.

sorry i can't be as cool as you, taking pictures of my dick every week.  i've been repping popeyes since day one, glad to see it getting the respect it deserves.  i made a fake coupon with photoshop six or seven years ago for a "free mega box" of 16 pieces of chicken.  two different popeyes actually honored it.  then i took it to one where white people worked and they knew it was fake. 

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Re: Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)
« Reply #59 on: December 15, 2009, 01:22:53 PM »