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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #780 on: April 20, 2010, 10:38:04 AM »
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #781 on: April 20, 2010, 10:41:39 AM »

Me and my son

LOVE this photo. your son is adorable.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #782 on: April 20, 2010, 10:45:57 AM »


Port wine is tasty.  Especially in Oporto.

you remind me of andy from hot rod circuit. and yes, port wine is tasty. i go to boston a few times a year to bring my brother to and from school. we always stop at Bukowskis for some port wine.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #783 on: April 20, 2010, 02:02:42 PM »
I had to shoot a fucked up opossum this morning before leaving the house... it was aggressively heading towards me while I was taking out some trash, so I hopped inside to grab my pea shooter and when I came out it was heading towards a puppy cage that my neighbor has (she raises pits).


If nobody's ever seen one of these up close, be warned that the play dead thing is just one thing they do... they have sharp claws, jaws like a dog, and they can wrap their tail around you if they freak. They disembowel cats, puppies, and anything else they think they can beat if playing dead doesn't work. Don't ever pick one up by the tail unless you know it's dead.

Also, they have glands that give off the smell of decomposition, which is why my face was stuck like that for over an hour. Fucking dank little bastard beasts.
I found some one who said hed eat.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #784 on: April 20, 2010, 08:48:58 PM »
Squirrels, rabbits, and other little rodents I'll eat, but never shall I ingest opossum meat.

When I get back home, I'm pretty sure I could unbag it and take the worst photo in the world... all the little parasites evacuating it. It's seriously fuckin gross, and I have a pretty solid constitution when it comes to things like that. The number of worms these fucks carry in their digestive system is fucking scary... and when they get out, they take any route they can find.

*gak*

Fuck, the parasites thing makes me worry about my puppy. He'll try to eat whatever and whenever I take him out to the front lawn he just starts eating grass. Who knows what he eats in my backyard when I let him loose.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #785 on: April 20, 2010, 08:57:19 PM »
Squirrels, rabbits, and other little rodents I'll eat, but never shall I ingest opossum meat.

When I get back home, I'm pretty sure I could unbag it and take the worst photo in the world... all the little parasites evacuating it. It's seriously fuckin gross, and I have a pretty solid constitution when it comes to things like that. The number of worms these fucks carry in their digestive system is fucking scary... and when they get out, they take any route they can find.

*gak*

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #786 on: April 20, 2010, 10:36:03 PM »
I had to shoot a fucked up opossum this morning before leaving the house... it was aggressively heading towards me while I was taking out some trash, so I hopped inside to grab my pea shooter and when I came out it was heading towards a puppy cage that my neighbor has (she raises pits).


If nobody's ever seen one of these up close, be warned that the play dead thing is just one thing they do... they have sharp claws, jaws like a dog, and they can wrap their tail around you if they freak. They disembowel cats, puppies, and anything else they think they can beat if playing dead doesn't work. Don't ever pick one up by the tail unless you know it's dead.

Also, they have glands that give off the smell of decomposition, which is why my face was stuck like that for over an hour. Fucking dank little bastard beasts.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #787 on: April 21, 2010, 08:37:28 AM »
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Squirrels, rabbits, and other little rodents I'll eat, but never shall I ingest opossum meat.

When I get back home, I'm pretty sure I could unbag it and take the worst photo in the world... all the little parasites evacuating it. It's seriously fuckin gross, and I have a pretty solid constitution when it comes to things like that. The number of worms these fucks carry in their digestive system is fucking scary... and when they get out, they take any route they can find.

*gak*
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Fuck, the parasites thing makes me worry about my puppy. He'll try to eat whatever and whenever I take him out to the front lawn he just starts eating grass. Who knows what he eats in my backyard when I let him loose.

...a lot of it's because they eat carrion. Pretty sure the tropical environment doesn't help much either.

CigBeer... you good at that thing? I can play piano and sax a little, but stringed instruments of all types elude me.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #788 on: April 21, 2010, 09:00:26 AM »
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Squirrels, rabbits, and other little rodents I'll eat, but never shall I ingest opossum meat.

When I get back home, I'm pretty sure I could unbag it and take the worst photo in the world... all the little parasites evacuating it. It's seriously fuckin gross, and I have a pretty solid constitution when it comes to things like that. The number of worms these fucks carry in their digestive system is fucking scary... and when they get out, they take any route they can find.

*gak*
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Fuck, the parasites thing makes me worry about my puppy. He'll try to eat whatever and whenever I take him out to the front lawn he just starts eating grass. Who knows what he eats in my backyard when I let him loose.
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...a lot of it's because they eat carrion. Pretty sure the tropical environment doesn't help much either.

CigBeer... you good at that thing? I can play piano and sax a little, but stringed instruments of all types elude me.

Could have been worse Neal, could have been one of these assholes:

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #789 on: April 21, 2010, 09:58:48 AM »
that guy you're sitting on has got some weird glasses dude

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #790 on: April 21, 2010, 11:23:05 AM »

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #791 on: April 21, 2010, 04:59:17 PM »
Hair of a prince. ^

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #792 on: April 21, 2010, 05:00:24 PM »

Watch out, Rawb is on an anti-bigguywithbeardswhowearbeanies rampage.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #793 on: April 21, 2010, 06:15:13 PM »
I had to shoot a fucked up opossum this morning before leaving the house... it was aggressively heading towards me while I was taking out some trash, so I hopped inside to grab my pea shooter and when I came out it was heading towards a puppy cage that my neighbor has (she raises pits).


If nobody's ever seen one of these up close, be warned that the play dead thing is just one thing they do... they have sharp claws, jaws like a dog, and they can wrap their tail around you if they freak. They disembowel cats, puppies, and anything else they think they can beat if playing dead doesn't work. Don't ever pick one up by the tail unless you know it's dead.

Also, they have glands that give off the smell of decomposition, which is why my face was stuck like that for over an hour. Fucking dank little bastard beasts.

You pop em with a .22?

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #794 on: April 22, 2010, 09:56:37 AM »
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Port wine is tasty.  Especially in Oporto.
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you remind me of andy from hot rod circuit. and yes, port wine is tasty. i go to boston a few times a year to bring my brother to and from school. we always stop at Bukowskis for some port wine.

I'm not sure who hot rod circuit is, but judging from that picture, I can assure you that I'm no where near that person's level of douchebaggery.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #795 on: April 22, 2010, 10:03:35 AM »
It's not a beanie, it's a Virgin de Guadalupe bandanna




+1.  you're holding a box of cocks. 

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #796 on: April 22, 2010, 10:34:18 AM »
i hope the next photo you post is you pulling cocks out of that box.  i'll die!

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #797 on: April 22, 2010, 10:48:12 AM »
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #798 on: April 22, 2010, 11:28:18 AM »
It's not a beanie, it's a Virgin de Guadalupe bandanna


I'm a fan of all things Virgin de Guadalupe.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #799 on: April 22, 2010, 03:27:50 PM »
Seriously. That shit keeps me up at night. If someone can explain it, you'll take a load off my mind.
If you're talking about magnets then, from what I can gather, its about the structure of the molecules. This is based off of a theory that I learned recently, so I'm not sure how accurate it is, but it has to do with the electron structure and the orbitals being filled. If the orbitals are completely filled. which would mean the electrons are all paired up, then it won't have a magnetic attraction (called diamagnetic) and if it has free electrons then it will have some sort of magnetic attraction (called paramagnetic). An example would be water having an electric charge. It is an O atom with 2 H atoms bonded to it. It has 2 pairs of free electrons which would make the steric number 4. So say that that gives you 4 "boxes", each of which holds e electrons. For electrons to go in the H atoms contribute 1 electron to hybridization and the lone electron pairs contribute 2 each. You fill in the boxes in such a way that you would have 2 boxes filled and 2 boxes with one each, leaving lone electrons. This leaves a dipole moment that could cause a water molecule to bond to other things, but also gives it a charge and creates magnetism.
Here is a picture of the water molecule


Heres a picture of a strong magnet in action, tearing water apart.


Sorry the explaination is weird or off at some points. I would have tried to explain it with what magnets are made of, but electron structure has so many exceptions further down the table, I'm not even completely sure I explained the water molecule correctly but you might get the gist of it. If I'm wrong, point it out and we'll try to get this shit straightened out.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #800 on: April 22, 2010, 03:34:26 PM »
i found these trails behind my place after moving to austin. nice fade, slams in loose dirt and rocks, epic nature = good times






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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #801 on: April 22, 2010, 03:40:48 PM »
second picture=terrifying. you go down that thing?

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #802 on: April 22, 2010, 04:11:03 PM »
i found these trails behind my place after moving to austin. nice fade, slams in loose dirt and rocks, epic nature = good times







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« Reply #803 on: April 22, 2010, 10:35:05 PM »
I have questions concerning mountainbiking: I found out there are some good trails in the forest and mountains near my place. Sooo I'm thinking about buying a mountainbike. Question: What are cheap mountainbikes that don't suck? How much should I invest minimum? Why should I go full suspension/hardtail?
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #804 on: April 22, 2010, 11:59:39 PM »


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #805 on: April 23, 2010, 01:15:57 AM »
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Squirrels, rabbits, and other little rodents I'll eat, but never shall I ingest opossum meat.

When I get back home, I'm pretty sure I could unbag it and take the worst photo in the world... all the little parasites evacuating it. It's seriously fuckin gross, and I have a pretty solid constitution when it comes to things like that. The number of worms these fucks carry in their digestive system is fucking scary... and when they get out, they take any route they can find.

*gak*
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Fuck, the parasites thing makes me worry about my puppy. He'll try to eat whatever and whenever I take him out to the front lawn he just starts eating grass. Who knows what he eats in my backyard when I let him loose.
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...a lot of it's because they eat carrion. Pretty sure the tropical environment doesn't help much either.

CigBeer... you good at that thing? I can play piano and sax a little, but stringed instruments of all types elude me.

That's rad you play sax, I'd really like to learn how to play one. I'm alright on it, I can play it with songs, but I'm not amazing on it, I've only had it since christmas. I play guitar, piano, bass, banjo, harmonica, drums and ukulele. This girl got me a mandolin and is bringing it to me next week so that should be fun to play.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #806 on: April 23, 2010, 10:05:30 AM »

That's fucking hilarious, best sequence I've seen around here in ages

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« Reply #807 on: April 23, 2010, 03:04:13 PM »
I curse myself for quitting on the piano.  Pianos seem like they are the Latin language of instruments.  If you can speak Latin, you can learn any romance language so much easier.  If you can play piano, everything seems to come easier.  I played clarinet for awhile when I was in jr. high but quit because my friends made fun of me.  Regret that too, because I was actually really good at it.

I'd like to try my hand at stringed instruments some day.  I have a thing for cellos and stand up bass.  Cigbeer- that's rad you are so versatile in the music dept.  My brother in law plays a ton of instruments too, I asked him about strings and he said the hardest one to pick up was the banjo for him.  Same for you?

Yeah I definitely agree with your brother in law. Banjo was by far the hardest instrument I have ever learned.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #808 on: April 23, 2010, 03:20:40 PM »
I would love to play banjo, but I am struggling on the guitar. I pick it up whenever I get a free moment at home, which isn't enough.

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« Reply #809 on: April 23, 2010, 05:09:39 PM »
I would love to play banjo, but I am struggling on the guitar. I pick it up whenever I get a free moment at home, which isn't enough.

If you get familiar with finger picking on guitar it definitely helps when you're learning the banjo. Also I think growing your fingernails out for picking is much easier than wearing those weird metal thing. Your right hand looks like a fucked up claw and some people think you have long nails to sniff drugs. Learning chords isn't really that hard because the banjo is tuned gdgbd. The top string is mainly used as a drone string so you just have to worry about the bottom four strings for basic chords. It's the same tuning as the bottom four strings as guitar except the very bottom string is tuned to d instead of e which is one step lower, so when playing a chord just fret it a step up from where you would normally fret it on guitar.
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