Post a picture of yourself!

[Bantam]

That sequence of events was amazing.  As an obvious fan of chickens, I am quite stoked on this picture particularly.

[TheFreshSC]

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That sequence of events was amazing.  As an obvious fan of chickens, I am quite stoked on this picture particularly.

bantam is stoked, perfect cock is bummed

[CigaretteBeer]

This is kind of a picture, a lot of pictures moving fast I suppose. There has been talk of banjo so it seems appropriate to post here

http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/z4OG5/hash/7qkbs3nb.swf?v=437127729967&ev=0

[jack burton]

^ that was awesome.

[Sleazy]

second picture=terrifying. you go down that thing?

no, there's actually a line that you just do the bottom half of it and once i get my new bike with disc brakes i'm going to try that one. this guy i work with tried it and ate shit but it wasn't that bad of a slam but with my current brakes it would be because you wouldn't be able to control speed enough. the jump in the next picture is actually just as gnarly because you land on some step rocky shit and would be hauling. i tried a smaller version of the jump yesterday and almost ate some serious shit.

[jack burton]

my sisters boyfriend is really into mountain biking and has showed me some pretty crazy youtube videos. i was gonna give it a try and go with him but he finally got around to selling his old bike before i did.

[grimcity]

You pop em with a .22?

When I'm in the woods, yeah... but at home I use a 1200 fps air rifle (.177 cal) because I live in the city limits where we can't discharge firearms and it would freak out my neighbors. It's a real pea shooter, hehe.

[raul]

I'll cut chu so bad, you'll wish I didn't cut chu so bad ése.

[TheFreshSC]

^ i loled

[Bobbito]

^ i loled

[VictoriousOG]

[raul]

Old picture of my nephew and I

Oh my god that beard is astounding. I never would've guessed! Here's a side profile of mine I'm pretty proud of. I was in the lobby waiting to see Jerry Springer & Steve Wilkos there with 20+ friends in January.

[Locbrew]

damn straight, koolaide stains on your Tommy Hilfiger tanktop with the ribbon safety pinned on there, thats old school.

[VictoriousOG]

I wrecked shit hard in '98, no joke.

And everyone that has a beard, I envy you and you get a gnar in my book.

[Locbrew]

Around the summer........

[Locbrew]

Oh yeah, I rocked the beard pretty hard from 2004-2007.  The longest I had it was about 5-6 inches.  I could tuck it into my shirt collar.  It also blew in the wind when I would go skating.

I think this is the longest I've ever had mine:



Last March in Boston, so fucking cold.

[VictoriousOG]

That dude behind you knew your beard was gnar too.

[McDuff]

wish i could grow a beard. i dont think id rock it, but i just want the option...

[Locbrew]

Not bad, not bad.  You gotta wash that shit though.  I'd go 2-3 days and that shit would start smelling like stale beer, dirt, and sweat.  That first real shave was gnarly too.  My shit has a fat, gray patch on the chin now too.  Stoked.

haha, I know what you mean, I don't think I took a shower til I got home that sunday, left thursday, I felt disgusting, my beard smelled of all three of those things you said. I wash the shit out of it now whenever I take a shower, hit it with some shampoo.

That dude behind you knew your beard was gnar too.

Thats my friend Drew, he always tells me my beard is sick, he's came up with a theory on how people don't fuck with me in the bars, "Its your beard man, they don't fuck with you if you got it."

[jack burton]

I wrecked shit hard in '98, no joke.

And everyone that has a beard, I envy you and you get a gnar in my book.

i feel you man. im to embarrassed to even try and let my shit grow. a friend of mine had a gnarly beard that was down to his chest and i just saw him the other day with out it. he looks way younger and far less intimidating.

[sven thorkel]

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Thats my friend Drew, he always tells me my beard is sick, he's came up with a theory on how people don't fuck with me in the bars, "Its your beard man, they don't fuck with you if you got it."

very insightful. does your friend Drew happen to have a book of his philosophies that i could possibly purchase? hmm i just felt like being a dick, pay no mind

[Sleazy]

makes a beard a dangerous fashion choice i your line of work eh?

[MexicanSpaniard]

Nothing against you all, butt there's some people here too scared to tell all of you you're ugly and you should have cocks on your face instead of a sweet ass and a dirty dripping vagina of ooze.

[raul]

Nothing against you all, butt there's some people here too scared to tell all of you you're ugly and you should have cocks on your face instead of a sweet ass and a dirty dripping vagina of ooze.

Your shoes look like CONS, creole.

[Hobochilli]

My son and me out skating for the 1st time

my son skating for the 1st time

[Donkey Lips]

^^Congrats man, that's awesome.

Don't be blinded by my handsome'ness


Side note - I think we should all meet for a first ever Slap Magazine Pinewood Derby.

[Hobochilli]

Thanks

[Inbred Jed]

my son skating for the 1st time

Weird. I am wearing that exact same outfit right now!

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

Does he push mongo???

Looks really cute though..

[grimcity]

From 1991... either 15 or 16. When barefoot or sockfooted, I've always sat like that and still do today. My feet are always cold.


I still wear that shirt.