Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
VictoriousOG was an account created in 2009 by SLAP Magazine officials to attract a younger, hip demographic. The idea was first introduced by Mark Whitely. "I thought we could create a hipster poster-boy. you know, the type that would dress well and still make other men feel secretly attracted in some way." The idea proved an easy sell, with big time accounts bending over backwards to reach their hands into VictoriousOG. Sponsors of the project were rewarded with exposure, often being talked about in threads such as "Things You Are Stoked On" and "post the shoes you are wearing." VictoriousOG is quoted:
"
Cowboy boots, Target plimsols, Cons CTS, Old Skools, Rey 3s
Leather plimsols, Authentics, Non SB Blazer, Eras"
During the time when the SLAP super account was active, VictoriousOG often received comments from other forum members. VictoriousOG was often quoted, and responded to with things like: "kool glassiz mang, nevr take thm off," "u r sick bro," and "frkn jeluz."
VictoriousOG was an ultimately successful account until "outed" by a somewhat mysterious, unused account. VONDULFUL was a project of a former SLAP PAL. armed with secret information attained only through infiltrating the super secret slap fun club called temp gnar was VONDULFUL able to make fun of other SLAP PALS. with the safety of anonymity on his side to keep his actual accounts precious virtual sack of jeweled gnars safe, and could say anything he liked. VONDULFUL is quoted:
"man u r so lame"
"man u r so ugly"
and when he ran out of things to say, he would post a funny picture. this new game VONDULFUL had created was soon perverted by a quest for vengeance. At times it seemed he only wanted to make fun of gulo gulo, who, between making horrendous threads such as "ask a cat" with humor that can be described by BrooklynBrawler as "kind of like if i had regular child, with an even higher sense of entitlement than my own," would respond with "i have fat thighs." While at other times it seemed he only wanted to make fun of The Gipper, who, between writing titlewave paragraphs of 5- minute digested wikipedia knowledge, would respond with "dude cops found my weed m i gna die?"
VONDULFUL rarely posted but made important threads such as "describe yourself in one post," where top notch quotes were cranked out such as:
"man im drunk" -Korgie.
"im the funniest looking motherfucker on these boards" -nutjerk
"wheres viquie?" -SW00TS
"so im hangin out with SW00T's girl..." -sextachrone
at times it seemed all people wanted to talk about was sex until bb, who, between deleting and editing posts out of the fucking ass, was proving why he was the more than logical choice to replace the perpetually degenerating veganshawn with locker- room bullshit like:
"guys we r acting like skateboarders when we r spost 2 b actin like genalmin."
"so im hanging out with bb's slap forum crush.." -Ali
VONDULFUL was ultimately successful until outed by jenitul, an account formed in response to SLAPS pussy ass VictoriousOG by Thrasher's Jake Phelps. In between winning numerous "who looks more like mickey mouse?" contests with jon goemann by just a hair, jake phelps would say things like:
"if i run thrasher, shouldnt i be able to do more than drop in and frontside slash?"
"skateboarding is about doing whatever the fuck i want. if you dont like it fuck you."
*internet apology video
art newb posted a video of a cat riding a horse
austinroswellskeet laughed hard, and responded more than once with a hearty HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he even took a picture of himself laughing, while of course including at least 1-3 of his signature DLX products.
and things get fuzzy when ludesandwine shoots up with sugaro