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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #870 on: May 02, 2010, 10:23:27 PM »
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Ya homebwaye Austin being all orange blooded and shit.
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care to disclose what was on those floppies?
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Porn acquired from BBSs', what else?

I'll wear that kit for you anytime ;)


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #871 on: May 02, 2010, 10:28:10 PM »
Have you ever been asked a customer on how to build "X skate obstacle"?

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #872 on: May 02, 2010, 11:03:04 PM »
I bleed orange as well.


Ive never been asked how to build a half pike.
However i often provide griptape strips for Razor scooterers and "rip stik" riders (wigglers?).

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #873 on: May 02, 2010, 11:17:39 PM »
I applied to Home Depot online. Longest. Application. Ever.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #874 on: May 02, 2010, 11:22:33 PM »
...and it doesnt even begin to weed out half-witted, permachild, redneck politicians.
Good place to work though.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #875 on: May 03, 2010, 05:43:10 PM »

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #876 on: May 04, 2010, 06:13:52 AM »
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #877 on: May 04, 2010, 06:43:01 AM »


my son skating for the 1st time

I think I have that same deck... did it come with plastic trucks and fake bearings? Shrink-wrapped before assembly?
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #878 on: May 04, 2010, 10:12:52 AM »
I'm hoping to bleed orange this summer. Probably not, though.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #879 on: May 04, 2010, 10:33:34 AM »
...and it doesnt even begin to weed out half-witted, permachild, redneck politicians.
Good place to work though.
yeah its a long ass application. My grandmother has worked for Home Depot for over 20 yeras so she talked to the HR people about bumping my application to the top oif the pool. But i definatly work with some "half-witted, permachild, redneck politicians". And aside form my store manager being a goddamned douche nozzle, i love my job.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #880 on: May 04, 2010, 11:26:58 AM »
Definitely^
I've worked there for almost 3 years. Its a fun job, a good workout, and it motivates me to stay in school. Also its spring in Texas and all the shawtys are out in spades. My store managers have also been douches... I think its impossible for them not to be. He's like a caffeinated chipmunk that wont stay out of my business, and my old one was a bipolar Frankenstein.     

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #881 on: May 04, 2010, 12:13:47 PM »
oh i feel ya on the hunnies. i work garden recovery (dept 28 FTW) and the sun dresses.....god bless em. My biggest qualm with my store manager is that he knows the scheduler isn't scheduling closing garden associates on the weekends and he's not doing shit to make her fix it. And again, im only garden recovery, i dont mind having to help customers if i have to, but its not my job to provide full service to customers. I've got a million pallets of cypress mulch and pavestone to shoot up in overhead.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #882 on: May 04, 2010, 12:24:58 PM »
 
yup
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #883 on: May 04, 2010, 12:33:49 PM »
oh i feel ya on the hunnies. i work garden recovery (dept 28 FTW) and the sun dresses.....god bless em. My biggest qualm with my store manager is that he knows the scheduler isn't scheduling closing garden associates on the weekends and he's not doing shit to make her fix it. And again, im only garden recovery, i dont mind having to help customers if i have to, but its not my job to provide full service to customers. I've got a million pallets of cypress mulch and pavestone to shoot up in overhead.

Hahah dude its insane to be talking to someone about this on here. Im regular garden but 75% of the time i close and im one of the few trained on all the equipment so im basically a glorified recovery guy. I never attempt to learn the first thing about plants so i stay on the side of the building and load mulch on the weekends. I do the dirty work and let the old folks play with foliage.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #884 on: May 04, 2010, 05:30:48 PM »
do you home depot guys get a good discount? i always see tons of sick tools and lumber there but never enough money for it.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #885 on: May 04, 2010, 07:29:28 PM »
do you home depot guys get a good discount? i always see tons of sick tools and lumber there but never enough money for it.
x2. Also, do you need prior experience to get a job there? I'm jobless and in dire need of $$$...maybe some tools to f with at that

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #886 on: May 04, 2010, 07:35:40 PM »
No discount :( But sometimes you can have strings pulled in your favor..
Easy to get a job as a cashier or what they call a lot loader, which is basically just pushing carts and picking shit up for people. Its not unheard of to start at $9 an hour with no experience.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #887 on: May 04, 2010, 07:49:53 PM »
I think I'll call them tomorrow and see what's up with that application.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #888 on: May 04, 2010, 08:50:37 PM »
You should probably go in and talk to a manager face to face.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #889 on: May 04, 2010, 08:53:34 PM »
I can't yet, I'm not home until Saturday.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #890 on: May 04, 2010, 11:07:12 PM »
^ the best picture that will ever be taken of you.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #891 on: May 04, 2010, 11:48:07 PM »
No discount :( But sometimes you can have strings pulled in your favor..
Easy to get a job as a cashier or what they call a lot loader, which is basically just pushing carts and picking shit up for people. Its not unheard of to start at $9 an hour with no experience.
yeah the no discount thing sucks, but my phone bill is 25% cheaper nad hteres a ahit ton of other places i get discounts at. And i got hired on a $9. they let me play around on the reach trucks and the o.p. in recieveing but none of the mangaers will sit down and let me get certified. its starting to piss me off.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #892 on: May 05, 2010, 06:11:06 AM »
i guess i blacked out sometime shortly after this photo was taken at the bad shit / the goat show last night here in allentown.



oh man, such a great photo. what is it with bad shit photos always having bloody noses in them.

how was it?

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #893 on: May 05, 2010, 08:13:23 AM »
i guess i blacked out sometime shortly after this photo was taken at the bad shit / the goat show last night here in allentown.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #894 on: May 05, 2010, 08:16:34 AM »
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i guess i blacked out sometime shortly after this photo was taken at the bad shit / the goat show last night here in allentown.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #895 on: May 05, 2010, 09:09:35 AM »
Seeing all these pictures from the Goat/Bad Shit makes me really wish my camera hadn't died that night.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #896 on: May 05, 2010, 05:47:55 PM »
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #897 on: May 05, 2010, 05:54:37 PM »


what a long and boring winter.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #898 on: May 05, 2010, 08:28:40 PM »
The contrast between you and Hate is amazing.

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« Reply #899 on: May 05, 2010, 09:38:23 PM »
on my bird day.