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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3600 on: May 21, 2019, 08:06:42 PM »
l33tman you mad cause im coming off as a dick but im just trying to help. your probly thinking you dont need my help and your totally right, but fuck dude, it totally has some part to do with physical appearance. if a girl really likes your appearance she gonna initiate outta nowhere with no talking needed, anywhere from sitting on your lap for a warm penis tingle, a arm wrap around the neck with kissy eyes, to sexual assualt cock grab. you might feel hopeless but your not. fuck it dude just buy a fucking hooker. fuck.

you could even probly start a go fund me and get a nice $500 one, just cause your a likable guy. ill leave u alone though.
 
anyway on the subject of physical appearance, tay i wanna have kids with you, not even a sexual thing, i just think theyd look good. ive gone up to a few girls and said we would have good looking kids, just as observation and they always freak out, whatever, cant comprehend the genetic future im spitting. pm me if you want me to mail you a fresh stance sock to see what pops out though.

steveburgers, i think we would have good looking kids too, maybe even better than me and tays baby, but its sadly just not possible. p.m. me if you want the sock anyways. you can paint a spooky cactus on it.

bobby peru and hate, you look like fucking gay faggots foreal and your genetic futures are wack. your dna is all fucked up and shitty.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3601 on: May 21, 2019, 08:10:09 PM »

Also not Jeff, that necklace is awesome

Edit: congrats g!

Thanks my grandma made it

Best dude ever, relax. That's mad forward.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3602 on: May 21, 2019, 08:17:59 PM »
l33tman you mad cause im coming off as a dick but im just trying to help. your probly thinking you dont need my help and your totally right, but fuck dude, it totally has some part to do with physical appearance. if a girl really likes your appearance she gonna initiate outta nowhere with no talking needed, anywhere from sitting on your lap for a warm penis tingle, a arm wrap around the neck with kissy eyes, to sexual assualt cock grab. you might feel hopeless but your not. fuck it dude just buy a fucking hooker. fuck.

you could even probly start a go fund me and get a nice $500 one, just cause your a likable guy. ill leave u alone though.
 
anyway on the subject of physical appearance, tay i wanna have kids with you, not even a sexual thing, i just think theyd look good. ive gone up to a few girls and said we would have good looking kids, just as observation and they always freak out, whatever, cant comprehend the genetic future im spitting. pm me if you want me to mail you a fresh stance sock to see what pops out though.

steveburgers, i think we would have good looking kids too, maybe even better than me and tays baby, but its sadly just not possible. p.m. me if you want the sock anyways. you can paint a spooky cactus on it.

bobby peru and hate, you look like fucking gay faggots foreal and your genetic futures are wack. your dna is all fucked up and shitty.
  Man, no offense, and im not perfect either, but you dont sound 'well'.   Remeber to breathe, be good.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3603 on: May 21, 2019, 08:30:13 PM »
im chillin, i copy paste off notepad cause my browsers fucked so i had time to write while new accounting cause ban for no reason. notjeff you dont ever think of your future offspring? i want the best for them. mad forward i guess but truthful discussion.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3604 on: May 21, 2019, 08:39:39 PM »
im chillin, i copy paste off notepad cause my browsers fucked so i had time to write while new accounting cause ban for no reason. notjeff you dont ever think of your future offspring? i want the best for them. mad forward i guess but truthful discussion.

Even if he was losing sleep over his genetics, the fuck can he do?

Also, get back to being banned, whoever you are.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3605 on: May 21, 2019, 08:52:59 PM »

Even if he was losing sleep over his genetics, the fuck can he do?

improve on future genetics like im saying you dummy. post your muscles.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3606 on: May 21, 2019, 09:00:19 PM »
Sorry but a hoe yung, plus in the middle of a transforming thing so soon boys.

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« Reply #3607 on: May 21, 2019, 10:01:55 PM »
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3608 on: May 21, 2019, 11:07:05 PM »
Was gonna post a pic,but now I feel like a happy sock is going to knock on my door asking for dog drugs if I do.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3609 on: May 22, 2019, 12:37:42 AM »
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Even if he was losing sleep over his genetics, the fuck can he do?
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improve on future genetics like im saying you dummy. post your muscles.

Gene pools are a thing. I have friends with non-so-attractive parents and they are good looking and vice-versa. You can go for good looking people and all but, you have to keep in consideration there's more to it. But, needless to say, there is no need to worry. Might as well look for someone you vibe with or can at least work things out with.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3610 on: May 22, 2019, 01:36:23 AM »
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Even if he was losing sleep over his genetics, the fuck can he do?

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improve on future genetics like im saying you dummy. post your muscles.

I might. Post you credentials, dummy.

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« Reply #3611 on: May 22, 2019, 06:13:15 AM »

bobby peru and hate, you look like fucking gay faggots foreal and your genetic futures are wack. your dna is all fucked up and shitty.

well thats one way to encourage people to share photos of themselves.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3612 on: May 22, 2019, 01:54:43 PM »
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bobby peru and hate, you look like fucking gay faggots foreal and your genetic futures are wack. your dna is all fucked up and shitty.
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well thats one way to encourage people to share photos of themselves.
those 2 homos are the only uggs i seen in this thread, everyone else is beautiful.

Sorry but a hoe yung, plus in the middle of a transforming thing so soon boys.
WHEN YOU TURN 18 can you take the pic doggy style with dong beetween the legs looking back at the camera with toung out wearing cat ears with daddys girl written on your buttcheeks? thank you.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3613 on: May 23, 2019, 07:05:06 AM »
^ took the lady boy plunge?

Maybe in the Dreams thread.

does anyone else remember this legendary post? trillho posted a selfie doing the smolik

also was going to contribute to this thread but apparently there are psychos on here

What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3614 on: May 23, 2019, 10:06:45 AM »
Hi SLAP peeps!  :D


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3615 on: May 23, 2019, 10:14:37 AM »
hi
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3617 on: May 23, 2019, 11:45:05 AM »
cool hand vaginas, just keep dialating, straight you already know we cant have kids because our genetics are too similar, ceith im gonna need a face or a dick to assess your genetics.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3618 on: May 23, 2019, 12:00:38 PM »
cool hand vaginas, just keep dialating, straight you already know we cant have kids because our genetics are too similar, ceith im gonna need a face or a dick to assess your genetics.

I’m not sure why but I want to assess your genetics/genitals.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3619 on: May 23, 2019, 02:56:07 PM »
I bet bestdudeever has one of those dicks that the hair goes all the way up the shaft.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3620 on: May 23, 2019, 03:12:34 PM »
I bet bestdudeever has one of those dicks that the hair goes all the way up the shaft.

Remember that dude on here who posted a picture of his fucking wookie dick like that?

Anyways, I'll post a pic if everyone promises to cum tribute me.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3621 on: May 23, 2019, 06:25:29 PM »
Yup. Camocan/Skatetroll/Wookiedick. Thats how imagine bestdudeever.
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the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3622 on: May 23, 2019, 08:27:19 PM »
Sick, Bawtawd on his 10000000th account. Better be careful bro, feds are lurking.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3623 on: May 23, 2019, 09:28:26 PM »
Sick, Bawtawd on his 10000000th account. Better be careful bro, feds are lurking.
He's hiding in a bush,just like his dick.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #3624 on: May 23, 2019, 10:10:32 PM »
via Imgflip Meme Generator

I’m bit of a creep / too old to have two naked teens making out as a user pic.

Fixed it for ya.

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« Reply #3625 on: May 23, 2019, 10:14:45 PM »
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I’m bit of a creep / too old to have two naked teens making out as a user pic.
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Fixed it for ya.

That’s just too bad because they’re not teenagers they’re the same age as me and I fuck men. The piece it was pull from actually was about love not porn

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« Reply #3626 on: May 23, 2019, 11:16:57 PM »
That’s just too bad because they’re not teenagers they’re the same age as me and I fuck men. The piece it was pull from actually was about love not porn

At least nothing got lost in translation!

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« Reply #3627 on: May 24, 2019, 03:08:59 AM »
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That’s just too bad because they’re not teenagers they’re the same age as me and I fuck men. The piece it was pull from actually was about love not porn
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At least nothing got lost in translation!

Garth, post a pic.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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« Reply #3628 on: May 24, 2019, 05:19:20 AM »
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That’s just too bad because they’re not teenagers they’re the same age as me and I fuck men. The piece it was pull from actually was about love not porn
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At least nothing got lost in translation!
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Garth, post a pic.
this aint a "roast me fam" thread. be shalom.

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« Reply #3629 on: May 24, 2019, 05:33:16 AM »
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That’s just too bad because they’re not teenagers they’re the same age as me and I fuck men. The piece it was pull from actually was about love not porn
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At least nothing got lost in translation!
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Garth, post a pic.
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this aint a "roast me fam" thread. be shalom.

Sure, could've pondered this today or been stoked but not stoked instead. Signatures can be turned off but we're stuck with sus user pics. Upon further inspection I managed to block the one Dustwardprez is using.

Not posting a pic, though. There is room for both anonymity and openness on Slap. Very shalom, is it not?