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William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« on: December 23, 2009, 08:07:45 PM »
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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 10:42:17 PM »
Well dude crushed...

I always wondered why the ninja's couldn't run up a tranny. 


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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 11:00:36 PM »
wow wtf

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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 11:03:12 PM »
wow
i can see why some people don't like this guy, but i think he's rad as fuck.




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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 11:05:28 PM »
what i liked was how the easiest obstacle for him to overcome was basically just running up a giant QP...
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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 11:12:14 PM »
Seriously, thats one of the hardest obstacles on the show. 

I always talked shit about it...

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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 11:13:17 PM »
^same here, I would never be able to do any of the shit that you need upper body strength for though.

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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 11:23:43 PM »
I never talked shit about any obstacle other than the Qp thing.  Because my fat out of shape ass couldn't do anything except that.

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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 12:13:06 AM »
they cut most of the difficult obstacles out, but i'd still like to see dude give sasuke a try.


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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2009, 06:07:31 AM »
they cut most of the difficult obstacles out, but i'd still like to see dude give sasuke a try.



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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2009, 08:36:11 AM »
That's pretty cool for safe and sane watered down ninjas, I guess. When I went to ninja school we didn't have pads to fall on. We had broken glass and flames and poison darts shooting at us. The water was filled with hungry crocodiles. This is what happens when ninjas go mainstream. They probably don't even flip out all the time.

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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2009, 03:34:44 PM »
Wasn't he supposed to have his own reality show? That course looks fun. I could never do it in 33 seconds, but I'd like to try it just to see if I could do it at all.
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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2009, 03:55:06 PM »
Wasn't he supposed to have his own reality show? That course looks fun. I could never do it in 33 seconds, but I'd like to try it just to see if I could do it at all.

He was supposed to, i think it fell through. bummer cuz I would have definitely tuned in to get my daily recommended dose of ninja...
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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2009, 05:21:07 PM »
i thought MXC and ninja warrior were like the same thing.But MXC is waaay better

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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2009, 07:09:13 PM »
Sasuke is sosickstyle

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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2009, 12:53:06 AM »
this dude hippie jumped a car in kotr 2007

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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2009, 01:15:55 AM »
did he do it the absolute fastest out of everyone? just curious what the other times were like, that course didn't seem very harsh
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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2009, 03:20:26 AM »
I honestly think i could finish that in like 1:30.


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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2009, 03:57:45 AM »
I honestly think i could finish that in like 1:30.
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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2009, 04:52:08 AM »
did he do it the absolute fastest out of everyone? just curious what the other times were like, that course didn't seem very harsh

didn't it say he broke the record? and that course didn't seem harsh at all, especially not compared to sasuke

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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2009, 12:26:38 PM »
That's like the first weak one though. I don't think even most of the super good people even pass the last one.


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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2009, 12:36:08 PM »
yeah, on the real ninja warrior they always start off w/ an easy course just to weed out the fat and clumsy

i understand they even mentioned that he beat it in "record breaking time", but there's no real context, he could have been the first dude to go.

edit, bummerrrrrr

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Ninja_Warrior

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15th Place: William Spencer^

^William had to retire due to heat exuastion.
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Re: William Spencer on American Ninja Warrior
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2009, 02:25:55 PM »
Tried watching it but was so terrible compared to the Japanese one I  changed the channel.  It's like they made it easy so they could stretch it out longer.  At least the Japanese one had an over vert QP.