haha nice.
i went out with this fat chick a few weeks ago , met her on the internet, she didnt looko fat in the pic, but then i met her and she was fat. so then i was like fuck it ill still get the dinner im hungry, i go to pay for it, she like snatches it out of my hands and will not let me pay for it. i was stoked, so i said "do you want to come to my house after" and then i titty fucked her and she sucked my dick, then i didnt chill with her since. i feel bad though. i just couldnt introduce her to my friends id be embarrased.
side story unrelated -
my friend told me he met this girl online but she lived AN HOUR AWAY. he drove down to her place, knocked on her door, and some fucking dude answered the door. hes like "is girl X here?" hes like "yep, come on in." he goes in , there is 2 fat bitches sitting on a couch, nothing like the pic. he chilled for a few min, awkward as fuck, and then he said "he im gonna go on a timmies run (coffee), anyone want anything:?" they gave him 5 bucks for coffees, he just took the 5 and jetted back to cambridge.