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bikers suck...
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:19:59 PM »
except for a few cases. this is one of them...

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 06:27:25 PM »
that was unbelievable. but this is slap, so i'm gonna complain about how there were too many ledge combos.

there were too many ledge combos.

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 06:40:40 PM »
Saw this ages ago. I'm not gonna lie, I was impressed but fuck its homo.

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2009, 07:44:13 PM »
I cant hate... one of my roommates rides bmx, a shit ton of my friends ride and are some of the most entertaining to session with, i own an S&M shirt, and i get some free shirts on occasion from my buddy's shirt company he hooks the local bmx crew up with.


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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2009, 08:01:42 PM »
really dislike bikes...but id take a meatcleaver to the sack befor i did any of that.
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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2009, 08:20:56 PM »
 For the most part, I am a BMX hater for what they do to ledges and making me fear for my fucking life whenever I am at a skatepark with a bunch of them. But I am really psyched on this BMXer, Steven Hamilton. Some of the dudes I skate with grew up with him and he still lives around here. He is also a pretty adept skater and I see him all the time biking or skating around. From what I've heard, he is like the Mark Gonzales of the BMX world. He films shit constantly and somehow one of his little home movies wound up at my house, and it is totally fucked up. It's eight hours long and I guess the majority of it was edited while on mushrooms, and you can definatly tell. Most of it is just clips of weird shit shown over and over again. It's pretty cool though, most of the music is really good and a bunch of my friends have random appearances in it, smoking, drinking, skating, listing the ingredients on their Subway sandwich, etc. Probably the biggest WTF moment is a clip of him getting a BJ from a hooker and blowing his load on the camera lens. It's all distorted and colored weird and I probably wouldn't have known what it was, but I was watching part of it with one of his friends and he was kinda narrating it and telling me what the fuck was going on. Anyways, he actually makes BMXing look really cool. He sort of makes all those impossible skateboarding what-ifs you think of when you see some crazy architecture a reality, except on a a bike.



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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2009, 06:34:29 AM »
that was unbelievable. but this is slap, so i'm gonna complain about how there were too many ledge combos.

there were too many ledge combos.

Funny that the video would have too many ledge combos and be set to that shitty Band Of Horses song.

I feel sort of the same way as Deluxe. I think BMXing is a cool activity and I can appreciate it, but I just hate sharing spots and parks with them. The majority of the ones at my skatepark are fucking retards. But I have some friends who moved away, but they used to BMX here and they were really cool and sick as fuck. One of them was sponsored by Etnies and in the late 90s when I worked at a gas station I would just steal stacks of porn and trade him for shoes.

But that first video and the dude in it can go fuck themselves. Fuck that flat tire jumping around shit. I think it's gay. Even worse then getting cut off at the skatepark by a BMX is getting cut off at the skatepark by a fucking mountain bike.

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2009, 07:42:06 AM »
Trials riders (guy in video) > BMXicans.  Whole different riding style that I actually get stoked on. 

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2009, 08:48:26 AM »
I feel kinda jealous of BMXers cause BMXing pretty much is where skating was 10-15 years ago....

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2009, 08:54:14 AM »
Lakai had that video posted on their site awhile ago.

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2009, 08:59:56 AM »
For the most part, I am a BMX hater for what they do to ledges and making me fear for my fucking life whenever I am at a skatepark with a bunch of them. But I am really psyched on this BMXer, Steven Hamilton. Some of the dudes I skate with grew up with him and he still lives around here. He is also a pretty adept skater and I see him all the time biking or skating around. From what I've heard, he is like the Mark Gonzales of the BMX world. He films shit constantly and somehow one of his little home movies wound up at my house, and it is totally fucked up. It's eight hours long and I guess the majority of it was edited while on mushrooms, and you can definatly tell. Most of it is just clips of weird shit shown over and over again. It's pretty cool though, most of the music is really good and a bunch of my friends have random appearances in it, smoking, drinking, skating, listing the ingredients on their Subway sandwich, etc. Probably the biggest WTF moment is a clip of him getting a BJ from a hooker and blowing his load on the camera lens. It's all distorted and colored weird and I probably wouldn't have known what it was, but I was watching part of it with one of his friends and he was kinda narrating it and telling me what the fuck was going on. Anyways, he actually makes BMXing look really cool. He sort of makes all those impossible skateboarding what-ifs you think of when you see some crazy architecture a reality, except on a a bike.





I have mad respect for good BMXing and Steven Hamilton is a legend. That's tight you kinda know him.

2:02 and the second to last trick in the first video were jaw dropping.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2009, 09:06:22 AM by the ragamuffin »

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2009, 09:10:43 AM »
One of my best friends is a pro flatland biker (the only thing he hurts is himself), beyond that I love bmx and trials stuff, I own a bike that I use to pick up milk at the store down the street, but I'm the first dude that will start talking shit once I see someone destroying ledges. We don't have bikes at our park (it would be suicide to allow them, but we don't have a bmx community here)... but it's the inconsiderate fuckers I beef with. There are some ledges in Baton Rouge that I skated since I was a kid... in downtown BR, nearly every smooth ledge had a layer of metal on it from decades of skaters laying it down, then in less than a year some of our best spots were nearly unskateable.

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2009, 09:21:37 AM »
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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2009, 10:12:27 AM »
I have mad respect for good BMXing and Steven Hamilton is a legend. That's tight you kinda know him.

2:02 and the second to last trick in the first video were jaw dropping.

Yeah, that second to last trick is one of the what-ifs i was talking about. That spot is at this office building right next to one of the skateparks around here, we always used to skate the stairs out front and think about how sick it would be if it were possible to skate all the slanted walls around the building. I didn't even know that bump-to-bar-to-retarded-death-slant was around back, nor would I have ever imagined skating it, but after seeing that part, the next time I went to that skatepark I checked out that spot and it is completely insane. In my head I felt like that kid in that Jeremy Wray video part, cause I can't fucking believe that him jumping that shit is real.

This past summer I was skating campus with one of my friends that knows him and we ran into him on his bike. He started following us around and it is so cool to watch him ride his bike. He will just do the craziest shit so easily.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2009, 10:36:32 AM by deluxe_six »

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2009, 02:39:15 PM »
The BMXers in Austin let a select few of us skate their ramps.



From what I have been told, this town is the BMX capital of the US. Some of the gaps that BMXers have done are insane. I am not too crazy about them chunking up all of our ledges, but they are an easy group to get along and party with here.

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2009, 05:38:55 PM »
ever since people started riding fixies I like BMXing more......i've always thought it was funny how skaters piss and moan about bmxers wrecking skateparks but skaters wrecking public property is fine....

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2009, 06:27:18 PM »
Whatever, but no better than a child on a razor when you're in a park.
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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2009, 06:33:35 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2009, 08:29:25 PM »
I cant hate... one of my roommates rides bmx, a shit ton of my friends ride and are some of the most entertaining to session with, i own an S&M shirt, and i get some free shirts on occasion from my buddy's shirt company he hooks the local bmx crew up with.
two of my friends are big time pro bmxers for metal(used to be distributed by s&m) and one of my best friends runs a local shirt company. one of them runs this company bonedeth and their all having parts in it. from what i gather it's something like the tilt mode of biking. all these big names bmxers came to boston all summer long to ride/film and i hung out and partied with most of them. garrett reynolds, the sheckler of biking, is the biggest wuss factory who was afraid to leave the apartment.

this is my buddy sean. he got video part of the year from transworld for this


this is albie. he's the man


this is colt. him, these two austrailians who might be pro, and i were unofficial roommates at my friends apartment all sumer long. i guess this is up for part of the year


this part made me go "wow"

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2009, 06:23:46 AM »
I thought this was gonna be about hating dudes who ride motorcycles and I was gonna have something to say.

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« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2009, 08:11:54 AM »
i grew up with a lot of bikers, more bikers than skaters actually, and most bikers arent as kooky as you think. all of the guys who i grew up with who still ride are all super good now too, two who moved to boston just came out with a video, the guys parts who im posting craig is def going pro some day


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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2009, 10:48:26 AM »
I cant hate... one of my roommates rides bmx, a shit ton of my friends ride and are some of the most entertaining to session with, i own an S&M shirt, and i get some free shirts on occasion from my buddy's shirt company he hooks the local bmx crew up with.
two of my friends are big time pro bmxers for metal(used to be distributed by s&m) and one of my best friends runs a local shirt company. one of them runs this company bonedeth and their all having parts in it. from what i gather it's something like the tilt mode of biking. all these big names bmxers came to boston all summer long to ride/film and i hung out and partied with most of them. garrett reynolds, the sheckler of biking, is the biggest wuss factory who was afraid to leave the apartment.

this is my buddy sean. he got video part of the year from transworld for this


this is albie. he's the man


this is colt. him, these two austrailians who might be pro, and i were unofficial roommates at my friends apartment all sumer long. i guess this is up for part of the year


this part made me go "wow"


these are my buddys. rad group of fellas this bunch. http://www.talclothing.com/
the sites a little dated, But Jonathan gives me free shirts so i gotta post a link at least once
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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2009, 11:45:53 AM »
Bikes + ledges = Me fucking angry

We go through all the trouble of getting these spots built (in some instances) and they ruin them.  Why don't we just built parks with skatestoppers
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« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2009, 02:04:26 PM »

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« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2009, 03:34:33 PM »
wu welsh i go to school with craig. isn't he flow for sunday bmx?

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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2009, 03:45:42 PM »
I cant hate... one of my roommates rides bmx, a shit ton of my friends ride and are some of the most entertaining to session with, i own an S&M shirt, and i get some free shirts on occasion from my buddy's shirt company he hooks the local bmx crew up with.
two of my friends are big time pro bmxers for metal(used to be distributed by s&m) and one of my best friends runs a local shirt company. one of them runs this company bonedeth and their all having parts in it. from what i gather it's something like the tilt mode of biking. all these big names bmxers came to boston all summer long to ride/film and i hung out and partied with most of them. garrett reynolds, the sheckler of biking, is the biggest wuss factory who was afraid to leave the apartment.

this is my buddy sean. he got video part of the year from transworld for this


this is albie. he's the man


this is colt. him, these two austrailians who might be pro, and i were unofficial roommates at my friends apartment all sumer long. i guess this is up for part of the year


this part made me go "wow"


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« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2009, 03:54:44 PM »
I cant hate... one of my roommates rides bmx, a shit ton of my friends ride and are some of the most entertaining to session with, i own an S&M shirt, and i get some free shirts on occasion from my buddy's shirt company he hooks the local bmx crew up with.
two of my friends are big time pro bmxers for metal(used to be distributed by s&m) and one of my best friends runs a local shirt company. one of them runs this company bonedeth and their all having parts in it. from what i gather it's something like the tilt mode of biking. all these big names bmxers came to boston all summer long to ride/film and i hung out and partied with most of them. garrett reynolds, the sheckler of biking, is the biggest wuss factory who was afraid to leave the apartment.

this is my buddy sean. he got video part of the year from transworld for this


this is albie. he's the man


this is colt. him, these two austrailians who might be pro, and i were unofficial roommates at my friends apartment all sumer long. i guess this is up for part of the year


this part made me go "wow"


Met Albie when I was in Boston in March, probably met you also but didn't introduce myself. I'm friends with Matt and CJ.
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Re: bikers suck...
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2009, 03:55:51 PM »
I cant hate... one of my roommates rides bmx, a shit ton of my friends ride and are some of the most entertaining to session with, i own an S&M shirt, and i get some free shirts on occasion from my buddy's shirt company he hooks the local bmx crew up with.
two of my friends are big time pro bmxers for metal(used to be distributed by s&m) and one of my best friends runs a local shirt company. one of them runs this company bonedeth and their all having parts in it. from what i gather it's something like the tilt mode of biking. all these big names bmxers came to boston all summer long to ride/film and i hung out and partied with most of them. garrett reynolds, the sheckler of biking, is the biggest wuss factory who was afraid to leave the apartment.

this is my buddy sean. he got video part of the year from transworld for this


this is albie. he's the man


this is colt. him, these two austrailians who might be pro, and i were unofficial roommates at my friends apartment all sumer long. i guess this is up for part of the year


this part made me go "wow"


Met Albie when I was in Boston in March, probably met you also but didn't introduce myself. I'm friends with Matt and CJ.
tomasello and linde?
are you one of cj's friends from down south?

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« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2009, 04:13:36 PM »
I cant hate... one of my roommates rides bmx, a shit ton of my friends ride and are some of the most entertaining to session with, i own an S&M shirt, and i get some free shirts on occasion from my buddy's shirt company he hooks the local bmx crew up with.
two of my friends are big time pro bmxers for metal(used to be distributed by s&m) and one of my best friends runs a local shirt company. one of them runs this company bonedeth and their all having parts in it. from what i gather it's something like the tilt mode of biking. all these big names bmxers came to boston all summer long to ride/film and i hung out and partied with most of them. garrett reynolds, the sheckler of biking, is the biggest wuss factory who was afraid to leave the apartment.

this is my buddy sean. he got video part of the year from transworld for this


this is albie. he's the man


this is colt. him, these two austrailians who might be pro, and i were unofficial roommates at my friends apartment all sumer long. i guess this is up for part of the year


this part made me go "wow"


Met Albie when I was in Boston in March, probably met you also but didn't introduce myself. I'm friends with Matt and CJ.
tomasello and linde?
are you one of cj's friends from down south?

Haha, yeah, I was talking about Matt Hall, but yeah, thats me.

linde was supposed to be at my house an hour ago so he could pick up his shirt. i missed albie, but the only time i saw him since he's been back he was in zombie mode. and one of those australians fork mentioned is alex liiv, really weird but lovable guy. he taught me some aussie lingo. he still gets royalties from random companies for this Scarred video.


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« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2009, 04:16:48 PM »
I can go as far as liking BMX and even giving a pass on the mountain bike thing but the fixie thing is still the gayest thing ever.
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