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Radical News Items
« on: December 29, 2009, 07:56:18 AM »
Instead of starting a new thread every time something awesome happens on this dumb fucking planet, let's drop themm in here.

I'll start with this gem from last week:

<a href=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34577500/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/> <img src=http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/091223-hostage-hmed-9p.widec.jpg> </a>

"The suspect made no demands other than to ask for a pizza..."
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Re: Radical News Items
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2009, 08:39:50 AM »
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Radical News Items
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2009, 09:39:13 AM »



seriously, the days of hiding an eighth of hash on my taint are coming to an end.

It'll be a long time before those go up everywhere, but yep, these "terrorist" types are making it way harder for casual weed users to hang on to their stash. As if airports aren't paranoia-inducing enough already...

That said, I got one of those scans at SFO and it was kind of fun because I was super duper stoned (and not carrying any contraband) at the time.
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Re: Radical News Items
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2009, 10:01:06 AM »

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Re: Radical News Items
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2009, 08:37:01 AM »
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local-beat/Dog-Schnauzer-Attack-San-Clemente-80350032.html

 Naked Rampage: OC Man Allegedly Kills Dog, Covers Himself in Coffee
"He may have been under the influence of drugs"

Updated 5:47 PM PST, Wed, Dec 30, 2009

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It's possible drugs just might have been a factor in a Southern California rampage that involved a man allegedly jumping out of a third-story window, killing a dog with his bare hands and then pouring coffee all over himself after running naked through a tennis club, say authorities.

Bayron Reyes Lopez allegedly began his busy day at a San Clemente apartment, where deputies responded to reports of a loud radio at 4:30 a.m. Wednesday, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Department.

"We get there, go in the room, the guy is gone," sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino told the Orange County Register.

Lopez is believed to have jumped from the third-story window, the newspaper reported.

Around 6 a.m., Lopez resurfaced nearby and allegedly killed a dog. Julie Donnelly, 34, told deputies she was walking her pet miniature Schnauzer, Kokanee, near the 1100 block of Calle del Cerro when a man approached her, picked up her dog, choked it and then slammed the animal into the pavement.

"He got a few feet in front of us and got into an attack-type mode -- aggressive mode -- like he was ready to lunge out at me, but instead my dog went out in front," Donnelly said.

"I know that human life is much more important than the life of an animal, but she sacrificed her life for me this morning. She bought enough time so that he didn't attack me," Donnelly said.

The man fled the area on foot, said Donnelly.

A few minutes later, deputies found Lopez at the Rancho San Clemente Tennis Club, lying naked on the ground, pouring coffee on himself.

Before his coffee break, Lopez was allegedly running around the club naked, said a witness who called police.

Lopez, who was a maintenance worker at the tennis club, was arrested and hospitalized, Amormino said.

"He may have been under the influence of drugs," Amormino told the Register.

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Re: Radical News Items
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2009, 09:04:33 AM »
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local-beat/Dog-Schnauzer-Attack-San-Clemente-80350032.html

 Naked Rampage: OC Man Allegedly Kills Dog, Covers Himself in Coffee
"He may have been under the influence of drugs"

Updated 5:47 PM PST, Wed, Dec 30, 2009

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OCSD

It's possible drugs just might have been a factor in a Southern California rampage that involved a man allegedly jumping out of a third-story window, killing a dog with his bare hands and then pouring coffee all over himself after running naked through a tennis club, say authorities.

Bayron Reyes Lopez allegedly began his busy day at a San Clemente apartment, where deputies responded to reports of a loud radio at 4:30 a.m. Wednesday, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Department.

"We get there, go in the room, the guy is gone," sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino told the Orange County Register.

Lopez is believed to have jumped from the third-story window, the newspaper reported.

Around 6 a.m., Lopez resurfaced nearby and allegedly killed a dog. Julie Donnelly, 34, told deputies she was walking her pet miniature Schnauzer, Kokanee, near the 1100 block of Calle del Cerro when a man approached her, picked up her dog, choked it and then slammed the animal into the pavement.

"He got a few feet in front of us and got into an attack-type mode -- aggressive mode -- like he was ready to lunge out at me, but instead my dog went out in front," Donnelly said.

"I know that human life is much more important than the life of an animal, but she sacrificed her life for me this morning. She bought enough time so that he didn't attack me," Donnelly said.

The man fled the area on foot, said Donnelly.

A few minutes later, deputies found Lopez at the Rancho San Clemente Tennis Club, lying naked on the ground, pouring coffee on himself.

Before his coffee break, Lopez was allegedly running around the club naked, said a witness who called police.

Lopez, who was a maintenance worker at the tennis club, was arrested and hospitalized, Amormino said.

"He may have been under the influence of drugs," Amormino told the Register.
hahaha, coffee break!  ::)
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Re: Radical News Items
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2009, 09:33:10 AM »
a few weeks ago, police went to arrest a Winnipeg woman (for stealing apparently).  When they got there they heard screaming coming from the bathroom.  When police checked out the noise, they noticed a woman standing over the toilet in complete awe.... to see a newborn baby!  Right place, right time.  anyways, the police resuscitated the baby and took it to the hospital where it was treated for head trauma (the baby's head must have hit the porcelain bowl pretty hard as it came out).

full story:

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/opinion/columnists/son-was-born-in-a-toilet-but-she-vows-well-make-it-79710332.html
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Re: Radical News Items
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2009, 10:23:41 AM »

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Re: Radical News Items
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2009, 12:07:56 PM »

cigarettebeer is gonna be stoked when these drop
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