Slap Poetry Jam

[deluxe_six]

Let's have some fun, let's play a game
Let's do something new, not something the same
Just for a moment, let's take a pause
From arguing 'bout broads, and skateboarder's flaws

In this here jam, there's gonna be rules
So I'm gonna 'splain them, to all of you fools
Just write a poem, it's easy as pie
Have no topic? Well, there's no need to cry

You'll take your cue, from the poster above
And then you'll craft a poem, with care and with love
As for the format, any will do
Sonnet, ode, and haiku are all equal in my view

After your poem, (Which I'm sure will be great)
You must leave a topic, for the next to create
Some wordy magic, a linguistic treasure
Some musical text, to bring all some pleasure

Join in my game, I swear you will smile!
Write a fun poem, in your preferred style
After you flex, your muscles for writing
I bet you'll forget, all dumb internet fighting!

Next topic: Your reaction the first time you saw meatspin, or 2girls1cup, or both. How did it make you feel? Please let me know.

[verbal ham]

  he came over, my friend named tony,
  said he had something sexy to show me, i got really horny.
two girls one cup he proclaimed, the sacred clip,
hmmmm i said im interested, let's have a rip.
  you should know, i've searched for this clip for quite sometime,
  searching for something new, to eject my slime.
the time had come, i sat in ecstatic anticipation,
my first thoughts ? i expected cup-in-anal  penetration.
  things took a turn for the better, these women got truely buckwild,
  a big grin across my face, my penis was instantly riled.
moments later, i tell my friend he must go,
my parents are coming home,  of your presence they must not know.
  and so he left, once again i was filled with anticipation,
  this time , i prepared for sensual ejaculation.
i searched my history, clicked 2girls1cup
no lotion tonight im going raw, yeah thats whats up.
  i yanked and yanked, i tried my best,
  my mind refused this, this foul turd fest.
quickly, i scanned for something else on the horizon,
eventually, i blew a pathetic load to ashlii orion.


next topic : same as the last

[Upgrayedd]

sittin at home, or if you will, my house
eatin junk food, giving crumbs to the mouse

logged onto the machine
the sites i saw cannot be unseen

my eyes burned red
i felt my soul become dead

my homie calls and says whats up
"not much, fapping to 2girls1cup"

topic: posters choice.

[Lenny the Fatface]

Based on the lowest point in my dating life

Fat girl sucking on my balls by lenny the fatface


Fat girl sucking my balls
by the bike trail on a sunday
by the paved path in the fall

kinda stupid cause on sunday a lot of white people jog
but my momma was home so it couldnt been in my house
and her dad was too busy releasing a chocolate log
so it couldnt have been in her house

but as she giving me head im pretending she is another girl
because I dont wanna admit my standards hit rock bottom
so I grab her hair and giving it a twirl
im saying this bitch dome is bomb like saddam

whats that in the distance
it cant be
some white lady jogger
is what I see

jogger see me getting licked
she wont give me eye contact
she too busy looking at my big dick
fat girl react

Oh my god Oh my god we got caught
im like "bitch im about to cum in your mouth"
 

[rawbertson.]

sinead oconnor mixed with tim oconnor
skin head lisp elitest dyke
moisture your fitted up
wetter than sea world
get off on rolls of fat
eat wet

[cold budweisers]

illegal activities
mysteries, epiphanies
looking in ur window
homicides people died
babies cried
baby powder'd dick n' balls
smooth shaft
gliding through pussy walls
wet testes
sexy stephanie undressing
pressing tits on glass
looking like a bulldog's ass
hello

[RightCoastBiased]

Satan

[vince the stud]

in once knew a girl from china
with a popsicle in her vagina