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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2010, 07:55:20 PM »
You've never had sex with a mother? They like to cuddle.

Strange. Isn't the stereotype just the opposite? Down to do the deed, strictly business?

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2010, 09:40:15 PM »
so I work delivering pizza now and have been for past couple of months money is great, but the best thing is getting a bank as tip is getting a bank as tip from a sexy ass mom/older women.

I am infatuated with this beautiful creatures lets here some awesome cougar stories or MILF stores pictures would make me believe you.  Wish I had a bomb story.


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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2010, 12:11:16 AM »
When I was in Toronto a few months ago there was this HOT blonde chick at some bar downtown.  I was pretty drunk and could not keep my eyes off her.  I was pretty drunk and kept staring at her ass.  She was wearing those American Apparel Gold Tights...and her ass was fucking amazing.  All the sudden she just strolls over and tells me I look like Kurt Cobain.  She was being super flirty and telling me how good looking I was.  I told her I was 23 and she acted shocked.  I asked her how old she was and all she would say was over 30.  She was telling me how I could fuck any girl at the bar that night, and asking me why I wasn't trying.  Then she drops the bomb.  She's there with her husband.  But she literally said "If I wasn't married, I'd be taking you home right now."  God Damn she was the biggest cock tease I've ever met.

I did fuck a 34 year old in Australia but that's a whole 'nother story.

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2010, 02:22:24 AM »
i don't want to rain on your guys' boner parade but "milfs" are gross. "milf" means old. i hate when i'm browsing porno and some old broad pops up. barf. i'm only 22, why would i want to bang someone my moms age (and especially why would i want to beat off to the thought) when their are plenty of stupid young girls? there'll be plenty of time to bone old women when i'm old and don't have any other choice. this "cougar" phenomenon has only increased the rate of creepy overly tanned slags dressed like their daughters coming up to me at bars likes there's any chance. i just want to watch the blackhawks game. FUCK.


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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2010, 02:26:11 AM »
and a few more....










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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2010, 02:29:49 AM »
and on a related note, "supposedly" the blonde chick at the top of my first post is claimin she pumped tiger. so there's gotta be something to the milf thing if dude is smashin that...

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2010, 05:01:56 AM »
When I was in Toronto a few months ago there was this HOT blonde chick at some bar downtown.  I was pretty drunk and could not keep my eyes off her.  I was pretty drunk and kept staring at her ass.  She was wearing those American Apparel Gold Tights...and her ass was fucking amazing.  All the sudden she just strolls over and tells me I look like Kurt Cobain.  She was being super flirty and telling me how good looking I was.  I told her I was 23 and she acted shocked.  I asked her how old she was and all she would say was over 30.  She was telling me how I could fuck any girl at the bar that night, and asking me why I wasn't trying.  Then she drops the bomb.  She's there with her husband.  But she literally said "If I wasn't married, I'd be taking you home right now."  God Damn she was the biggest cock tease I've ever met.

I did fuck a 34 year old in Australia but that's a whole 'nother story.

gross, I have multiple australian friends who have purposely never slept with an australian woman

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2010, 05:39:15 AM »
Ugh, fake tits...
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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2010, 10:46:41 AM »
closest i ever came to a cougar was making out with a 29 year old. i takes what i gets so i aint complaining. i definitely could use a sugar momma though.

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #39 on: January 23, 2010, 11:52:09 AM »
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When I was in Toronto a few months ago there was this HOT blonde chick at some bar downtown.  I was pretty drunk and could not keep my eyes off her.  I was pretty drunk and kept staring at her ass.  She was wearing those American Apparel Gold Tights...and her ass was fucking amazing.  All the sudden she just strolls over and tells me I look like Kurt Cobain.  She was being super flirty and telling me how good looking I was.  I told her I was 23 and she acted shocked.  I asked her how old she was and all she would say was over 30.  She was telling me how I could fuck any girl at the bar that night, and asking me why I wasn't trying.  Then she drops the bomb.  She's there with her husband.  But she literally said "If I wasn't married, I'd be taking you home right now."  God Damn she was the biggest cock tease I've ever met.

I did fuck a 34 year old in Australia but that's a whole 'nother story.
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gross, I have multiple australian friends who have purposely never slept with an australian woman

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2010, 10:03:26 PM »
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so I work delivering pizza now and have been for past couple of months money is great, but the best thing is getting a bank as tip is getting a bank as tip from a sexy ass mom/older women.

I am infatuated with this beautiful creatures lets here some awesome cougar stories or MILF stores pictures would make me believe you.  Wish I had a bomb story.

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i delivered pizza for 5 years all throughout college, hang in there buddy you'll get your shot at cougars and a myriad of other types of women as well.  being a pizza man is the best real life social networking of all time.  i still go to my neighbourhood bar and get rounds paid for.  you'll love it.

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2010, 11:04:51 PM »
u guys r fked up y wuld u wanna have sex wit a baby

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2010, 07:00:18 AM »
u guys r fked up y wuld u wanna have sex wit a baby
When with a cougar, the goal is to be the baby.

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2010, 08:24:44 AM »

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2010, 08:39:05 AM »


I am totally down for how bangin she is, but her accent really fucks it up for me.

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2010, 08:41:50 AM »
I've fucked a cougar/milf. really good sex. basically they like to be treated like slutty porn stars.

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2010, 08:59:33 AM »
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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2010, 10:25:59 AM »
I had sex quite a few times with a banging cougar when I was 20...she was 36.

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2010, 10:30:41 AM »
closest i ever came to a cougar was making out with a 29 year old. i takes what i gets so i aint complaining. i definitely could use a sugar momma though.

wow, do kids consider 29 year olds cougars?  i guess that shows how fucking old i am but i would consider 29 almost robbing the cradle at this point hehehe


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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2010, 11:14:31 AM »
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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #51 on: January 25, 2010, 11:42:08 AM »
there is a married girl i know, 3 kids, about to get a divorce, who is inviting me to come drink cheap booze and play wii. MexicanSpaniard can attest to the milf status.


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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #52 on: January 25, 2010, 11:43:29 AM »
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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #53 on: January 25, 2010, 11:50:16 AM »
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closest i ever came to a cougar was making out with a 29 year old. i takes what i gets so i aint complaining. i definitely could use a sugar momma though.
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wow, do kids consider 29 year olds cougars? 

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #54 on: January 25, 2010, 01:03:02 PM »
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so i just tried to find out some info about this really attractive chem teacher i had in high school. she's probably in her mid forties now. i googled her hyphenated last name and i see that she's got a husband that works at another local high school. i click on his rate my professors page and some broad left a comment saying how he always talks about how his wife and him are in open relationship. i think i may have to revisit my high school and spit some at homegurl in some safety goggles. 
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Ha!
Weirdly enough I have a similar story about my old chemistry teacher too.
On that rate-my-teacher site there were stories about how when she first started the principal had to tell her to wear longer skirts. There were also pictures floating around online of her when she was a swimsuit model. When we started in our chemistry class there were so many dudes that chose to do it simply due to her. By the end of it I think there was only about a quarter of the class remaining as most realised that staring at her wasn't enough to pass the exam!
I'm still doing chemistry to this day in college.  :-\

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #55 on: January 25, 2010, 01:16:14 PM »
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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #56 on: January 25, 2010, 04:10:30 PM »
How about we turn this into a MILF appreciation thread my brothas?  :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #57 on: January 25, 2010, 04:23:02 PM »
i just want to say that everybody owes it to themselves to deliver pizzas at least once in their life. that job is so much fun. i've moved "up" in employment but still make a little less money and have a lot less fun working in an office. you get to hang out and drive around all day and it pays good. every week at least one fucked up thing happens to break up the monotony and your manager doesn't care if you come in high because he took mushrooms before his shift and is blasting helloween. perfect. i'm thinking about doing it when i retire.

that said i will be super bummed if this thread makes it to the third page. i had to quickly scroll past the paper-skinned carnival-mirror barbies so that i wouldn't hurl into my lap.

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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #58 on: January 25, 2010, 04:26:14 PM »
i just want to say that everybody owes it to themselves to deliver pizzas at least once in their life. that job is so much fun. i've moved "up" in employment but still make a little less money and have a lot less fun working in an office. you get to hang out and drive around all day and it pays good. every week at least one fucked up thing happens to break up the monotony and your manager doesn't care if you come in high because he took mushrooms before his shift and is blasting helloween. perfect. i'm thinking about doing it when i retire.

that said i will be super bummed if this thread makes it to the third page. i had to quickly scroll past the paper-skinned carnival-mirror barbies so that i wouldn't hurl into my lap.
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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #59 on: January 25, 2010, 05:18:32 PM »
Just like there's no such thing as a frontside indy air, there's no such thing as a 29 year old cougar. She might be a milf (depending on her deal), but cougars are older than that. I don't know how old, but it's somewhere at the point where there's some obvious aging, but the fruit ain't bad yet. When I think late 30's and above, I start thinking in the cougar category. 29 is still down in the 20's.