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The Olympics Thread
« on: January 30, 2010, 11:56:30 AM »
Discuss.





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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2010, 12:02:58 PM »

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2010, 12:04:27 PM »
I live in Vancouver, so I get the feeling that there's going to be all sorts of free shit for me to take advantage of.
I'm pretty stoked for those dudes that shoot a gun on skis.

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2010, 12:09:33 PM »
If I had to rank countries by manhood, I would say bear hunting, penis size and ice fishing as fair competition.

How it was declared "two men on sled" the decision of manhood blows my mind.


Although, the whole "ski, shoot, ski, shoot, skeet" thing is amazing.



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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2010, 12:19:11 PM »
ryan mcginley broke one wrist and sprained the other while taking pictures of snowboarders while snowboarding, lolz

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2010, 01:40:12 PM »
Don't you have to be nude to have that guy take photos of you?

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2010, 01:57:13 PM »

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2010, 02:30:51 PM »
2 man luge is the most hetersexual sport of all the sports.

Also I am super psyched for the Olympics. I'm going, also my sister is favored to win Gold. Shit's gonna get BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2010, 02:33:41 PM »
Don't you have to be nude to have that guy take photos of you?
Nope.
Here's a recent photograph of my friend Luke taken by Mcginley for I-D magazine
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_84c8fd3d71f9f5f9a386adde231faae0.jpg

(that nude guys face is fucking priceless)

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2010, 03:09:20 PM »
Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time!

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2010, 03:13:59 PM »
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Don't you have to be nude to have that guy take photos of you?
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Nope.
Here's a recent photograph of my friend Luke taken by Mcginley for I-D magazine
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_84c8fd3d71f9f5f9a386adde231faae0.jpg

(that nude guys face is fucking priceless)


I bet the guy isn't wearing pants.

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2010, 03:23:17 PM »
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Nope.
Here's a recent photograph of my friend Luke taken by Mcginley for I-D magazine
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_84c8fd3d71f9f5f9a386adde231faae0.jpg

(that nude guys face is fucking priceless)
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I bet the guy isn't wearing pants.
Hahahahaha
Stop washing your hair, grow a happy trail, practice bulimia and you'll be his next model. You could be like an Asian Julian Casablancas

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2010, 03:26:49 PM »
A friend of mine is a favourite to win gold for Canada in the aerials(skiing) event. 

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2010, 03:29:10 PM »
Canada is going to Pwn the Podium, get it!

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2010, 03:33:04 PM »
Fuck the olympics. This place is going to be a shitshow for the next few weeks. Not to mention the enormous defecit that we're going to be left paying off for the next 30 years.

I've seen enough billboards of spandex clad winter athletes  wooshing through the golden arches to last a lifetime already, and the shit hasn't even started yet.

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2010, 03:43:38 PM »
USA upsets team Canada again and wins the gold.

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2010, 04:32:34 PM »
Okay, I'm placing bets now. This Canadian BAMF is named Patrick Chan, and is going to fucking OWN Men's Singles this year.


Look at him in his blades of glory...



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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2010, 05:35:41 PM »
If I had to rank countries by manhood, I would say bear hunting, penis size and ice fishing as fair competition.

How it was declared "two men on sled" the decision of manhood blows my mind.


Although, the whole "ski, shoot, ski, shoot, skeet" thing is amazing.




Reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMNRo4ii2Pk&feature=related

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2010, 06:00:21 PM »
« Last Edit: January 30, 2010, 06:37:24 PM by Boomhauer »

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2010, 06:32:10 PM »
I'm rooting for the Soviets
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2010, 07:04:52 PM »
Michael Buble is all over the tv here wearing a hockey jersey and inviting us to his city.

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2010, 07:12:32 PM »

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2010, 11:18:03 PM »

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2010, 11:45:01 PM »

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2010, 11:59:19 PM »
i always wondered how you'd start a bob sled team or just one day tell you parents to sign you up for bob sled or luge lessons.
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2010, 02:21:04 AM »
for anyone who doesnt live in vancouver,

its an elnino year this year, which means its been warm as shit and its going to stay that way all winter. the snowboard halfpipe/freestyle ski events are supposed to take place at this mountain right in the city but its just been raining every day up there. generally this time of year the whole mountain is covered in about 200+ cm of snow (sometimes double that), as of today it looks like this




at the very best, people will be going up with their $300 tickets in the pissing rain wearing our patented cypress garbage bags to watch snowboarders ride down a halfpipe made of hay bales.

should be funny.

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2010, 03:31:37 AM »
i always wondered how you'd start a bob sled team or just one day tell you parents to sign you up for bob sled or luge lessons.

I know that here in Australia the Australian Institute of Sport, which is run by the government and trains all the elite athletes, moves people that are good but not quite good enough in their own sport (like sprinting or thereabouts) into the sports no one does like bobsled etc just so that they have people to compete in those events.

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2010, 10:05:20 AM »
Yeah, I read a story where a country handpicked a guy with the biggest balls to do the head first luge for their team and trained him. Basically, that was the story, but we were also making stories up during the conversation. We were talking about people stranded on islands, so I told him about this true story where these people crashed on an island. They had to punch in this random number ever hour or else the place would explode. Eventually they kept shifting back in time and shit. Fucked up shit.

Anyway, Albatross, I'm kinda bummed it's not snowy there, but happy for the irony. Are they going to use fake snow, or just ride on leaves like they did luge in Greece in the 1600's?

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2010, 10:37:35 AM »
The snow sitch will be fine. There is literally a ton of snow higher up in elevation that can be moved for the events. I'll do it, I'll fuckin' do it right now!

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Re: The Olympics Thread
« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2010, 11:09:27 AM »
i always wondered how you'd start a bob sled team or just one day tell you parents to sign you up for bob sled or luge lessons.