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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2006, 10:46:10 AM »
whaaaat that shit works? i thought for sure that you were just trying to get big sexy (RIP) to drink his own semen. ive been failing drug tests for the last 2 years and all along i could have been drinking my own jizz hahah. idk if i could do it though. you have to be pretty strong stomached. so all it is is 1 shot of it? and how long after does it take for your urine to be clean?

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« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2006, 10:49:53 AM »
it works overnight. its has to do with gentic makeup. The body recognizes if its your own or not. it's a fact, it's science.

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« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2006, 10:58:59 AM »
it works overnight. its has to do with gentic makeup. The body recognizes if its your own or not. it's a fact, it's science.

no thats just stupid, it can be any semen at all

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« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2006, 10:59:56 AM »
you are just saying that as an excuse to drink other peoples semen

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« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2006, 11:01:36 AM »
I've posted on many message boards over the years, and seen many really stupid discussions, but if this turns into an argument over who knows more about cum drinking, I'm throwing my computer into the river

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« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2006, 11:02:50 AM »
mizzark would definetely beat you in that argument. dude knows more about cum drinking than lance bass!

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« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2006, 11:43:56 AM »
whaaaat that shit works? i thought for sure that you were just trying to get big sexy (RIP) to drink his own semen. ive been failing drug tests for the last 2 years and all along i could have been drinking my own jizz hahah. idk if i could do it though. you have to be pretty strong stomached. so all it is is 1 shot of it? and how long after does it take for your urine to be clean?

i have already answered all those questions

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« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2006, 12:45:07 PM »
hahaha....what the fuck is this?

haha...sorry John C....but was your quote being serious?....God I hope not......if it was...someone needs to smack you.

Jesus Christ.....just drink lots of Cranberry Juice and take a shot of vinegar....it takes about 3 weeks for thc to run out of your system but you can mask it.....oxys,yayo and most other pills and shit take about 48 hours to get out of the system....alcohol is 12 hours...the best way not to worry about passing is not doing anything at all....I had to take drug and alcohol classes for 6 months because of a DWI....God....I will never do that again.

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« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2006, 12:47:08 PM »
hahaha....what the fuck is this?

haha...sorry John C....but was your quote being serious?....God I hope not......if it was...someone needs to smack you.

Jesus Christ.....just drink lots of Cranberry Juice and take a shot of vinegar....it takes about 3 weeks for thc to run out of your system but you can mask it.....oxys,yayo and most other pills and shit take about 48 hours to get out of the system....alcohol is 12 hours...the best way not to worry about passing is not doing anything at all....I had to take drug and alcohol classes for 6 months because of a DWI....God....I will never do that again.
mods delete this post, he's a fascist who doesn't want people to know the truth

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« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2006, 01:27:02 PM »
what truth is that?

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« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2006, 01:28:51 PM »
the true way to beat the system.

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« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2006, 01:52:22 PM »
For Christ's sake, you're on the bloody internet - look for sites with advice/hints/tips/ on how to pass a drugs test.

Here's a few things I found anyway:

    * Drink lots of water -- at least two quarts a day several days before you wish all traces to be eliminated. Water is a natural cleanser and assists the body in the detoxification process.
    * If you are giving a Urine Sample, use the third or later urine of the day and "catch" your sample in midstream -- not the first drops that come out.
    * Excercise and dry sauna heat will help remove the THC for puposes of Detoxing. Do this in combination with heavy water intake.
    * Stop exercising at least two days before your test because exercise increases the amount of THC in your urine. Since THC is fat-soluble and is stored in fat cells, exercise will help burn the fat cells thus releasing more THC into your urine sample.
    * You should avoid all toxins and unnecessary medications for 48-72 hours before you are testing or need trace elimination to occure.
   
« Last Edit: August 23, 2006, 02:02:26 PM by Chris from Essex »

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« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2006, 03:19:51 PM »
or just avoid all that shit and down a few shots of jizz and you'll be in the clear.

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« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2006, 03:23:48 PM »
or just avoid all that shit and down a few shots of jizz and you'll be in the clear.

Agreed,. 

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2006, 03:39:07 PM »
haha...sorry John C....but was your quote being serious?....God I hope not......if it was...someone needs to smack you.

what quote are you referring to? ive passed many with just drinking mad water but i don't always know when they are coming. it sucks. i would only drink my own semen to pass a drug test if it was the deciding factor of going to rehab or not. and thats not a worry.

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« Reply #45 on: August 23, 2006, 04:01:09 PM »
whaaaat that shit works? i thought for sure that you were just trying to get big sexy (RIP) to drink his own semen. ive been failing drug tests for the last 2 years and all along i could have been drinking my own jizz hahah. idk if i could do it though. you have to be pretty strong stomached. so all it is is 1 shot of it? and how long after does it take for your urine to be clean?

This one right here.

Dude,everyone was just fucking around with the "semen" tactic....I hope you actually don't believe that it works...I would feel really,really bad for the next person you decided to share a soda with...oh man.

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« Reply #46 on: August 23, 2006, 04:21:11 PM »
What are you talking about? Drinking your own semen is a foolproof method for eliminating THC in your system and that's a fact!

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« Reply #47 on: August 23, 2006, 04:24:02 PM »
haha....well,I guess he could get used to it in case he ever ends up in jail.

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« Reply #48 on: August 23, 2006, 04:28:03 PM »
I can personally vouch for the effectiveness of this method.

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« Reply #49 on: August 23, 2006, 04:42:32 PM »
wouldn't a lot of girls not test positive for THC if all they had to do was drink cum?

Mizzark

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« Reply #50 on: August 23, 2006, 04:44:35 PM »
wouldn't a lot of girls not test positive for THC if all they had to do was drink cum?

isn't the fact that you're halfway beleiving this not surprising at all

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« Reply #51 on: August 23, 2006, 04:45:14 PM »
wouldn't a lot of girls not test positive for THC if all they had to do was drink cum?

isn't the fact that you're halfway beleiving this not surprising at all

No I am pointing how dumb you people are.

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« Reply #52 on: August 23, 2006, 04:47:34 PM »
The need to test this method on 'Mythbusters' the TV show
let me just name a few of the hammers in this video...

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« Reply #53 on: August 23, 2006, 04:49:45 PM »
The need to test this method on 'Mythbusters' the TV show

Did you see the one that proved eating a poppy seed bagel could alter a drug test and cause a failure?
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« Reply #54 on: August 23, 2006, 04:55:15 PM »
I heard drinking loads of water with baking soda clouds up the thc in your urine.

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« Reply #55 on: August 23, 2006, 04:55:21 PM »
wouldn't a lot of girls not test positive for THC if all they had to do was drink cum?

isn't the fact that you're halfway beleiving this not surprising at all

No I am pointing how dumb you people are.

who's dumb? this was clearly all a joke, you're just too slow witted to realize it.

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #56 on: August 23, 2006, 05:12:40 PM »
i wonder how many people drank their cum

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« Reply #57 on: August 23, 2006, 05:26:06 PM »
if even one person did, then my job here is done.

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« Reply #58 on: August 23, 2006, 05:47:27 PM »
johnc was close enough to warrant celebration. 

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« Reply #59 on: August 23, 2006, 06:59:11 PM »
wouldn't a lot of girls not test positive for THC if all they had to do was drink cum?

isn't the fact that you're halfway beleiving this not surprising at all

No I am pointing how dumb you people are.

who's dumb? this was clearly all a joke, you're just too slow witted to realize it.

You are just getting dumber.