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« Reply #60 on: August 23, 2006, 07:26:36 PM »
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Did you see the one that proved eating a poppy seed bagel could alter a drug test and cause a failure?
Ive only really seen the show once, I don't get cable or even watch tv much. But I'm not too surprised about the poppy seed thing.
let me just name a few of the hammers in this video...

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« Reply #61 on: August 23, 2006, 07:50:02 PM »
in some cultures, not drinking semen is frowned upon.

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« Reply #62 on: August 24, 2006, 04:50:49 AM »
damn
i'll never be able to take JohnC serious again
i always liked his posts

by the way
can your parents make you do a drug test in the states? how does that work? it sounds ridiculous

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« Reply #63 on: August 24, 2006, 06:28:27 AM »
johnc was close enough to warrant celebration. 

yea i had the glass up to my lips but luckily i logged onto slap first.


damn
i'll never be able to take JohnC serious again
i always liked his posts

by the way
can your parents make you do a drug test in the states? how does that work? it sounds ridiculous


as you can see i clearly never stated i was going to do it. i was asking about it cuz it sounded ridiculous.

yes your parents can make you take a drug test as long as you are under 18. i turn 18 in a month. but i will still be living with my parents so they could just say "you have to take drug tests in order to live here"

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« Reply #64 on: August 24, 2006, 06:29:31 AM »
haha...sorry John C....but was your quote being serious?....God I hope not......if it was...someone needs to smack you.
i would only drink my own semen to pass a drug test if it was the deciding factor of going to rehab or not. and thats not a worry.


johnc was close enough to warrant celebration.


doesn't look like it.

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« Reply #65 on: August 24, 2006, 06:33:01 AM »
yeah right, you made a fool of yourself and now you have to live down the aftermath of being such an idiot

HAHAHAHA!!!  (covers mouth and points finger)

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« Reply #66 on: August 24, 2006, 06:36:43 AM »
that really hurts. especially from somebody whos opinion means so much to me. look at all my posts, did i once say i wanted to or was goin to try it? go play some internet poker and waste your life away cuz you can't skate now that you have a bum knee and a R.I.P. courthouse. sucks to be you.

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« Reply #67 on: August 24, 2006, 06:40:34 AM »
that really hurts. especially from somebody whos opinion means so much to me. look at all my posts, did i once say i wanted to or was goin to try it? go play some internet poker and waste your life away cuz you can't skate now that you have a bum knee and a R.I.P. courthouse. sucks to be you.

yeah you did say that you wanted to do it (if it helped you pass a drug test), and you implied that you would do it.  you can go back a couple pages or just look at my new signature. 

"waste my life away" playing internet poker?  i suppose if i was a donkey who lost all my money all the time like you, then i would be wasting my life away.  i'd rather sit and play cards on my own time than work in some shitty ass bank as a summer job making jack shit per hour, living with my fucking parents in shitty ass NEW JERSEY. 

once again, my knee is fucked up but i can still skate.  hell, i can probably still skate better with this fucked knee than you can on your best day, so whose life really sucks? 

let's see-

-i make more money than you
-i have a better job than you
-i don't have to worry about drug tests
-i probably skate better than you when i'm hurt
-i probably get more bitches than you do
-i get better chronic than you do
-i am older and wiser than you

THE LIST GOES ON

yeah my life really sucks compared to yours
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« Reply #68 on: August 24, 2006, 06:50:18 AM »
haha in that signature i am clearly joking hence the "hahah" after i said "all along i could have been doing this." never did i say or indicate that i was going to do it. so have fun with that new signature which means nothing.

and yea you are wasting your life away. you got no job kid. i got a job at 17 that many people keep for a career. remember i got all that shit like "17 year olds can't work in banks" well that was because its a good job that someone doesn't normally have at my age. and i guarantee when i am your age i will be making shitloads more than you do with your online poker games. and what kind of an insult is "donkey?" just say jackass you fucking kook. you make yourself look dumb every time you use that one "homeboy."

your knee is fucked up and i will outskate you any time. and if it were not fucked up i would outskate you anytime. so i would have to answer your question with "you, your life really sucks"

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« Reply #69 on: August 24, 2006, 07:00:23 AM »
"clearly joking" about drinking jizz?  ok, we'll leave that one up to the masses.

i hate to burst your bubble buddy, but being a WINDOW TELLER is not exactly a "career" that people plan to get into.  it's not even that great of a job!  but you're probably real stoked to be making 9-12 dollars an hour, it's a real step up from mowing lawns and washing cars for 10 bucks, isn't it? 

what's wrong donkey, you don't like the word "donkey"?  it's what you are man.  especially if you ever come sit at my table.

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« Reply #70 on: August 24, 2006, 07:00:50 AM »
you could work all week for your paycheck, and i'll clean you out in no more than 3 hours at a card table. 

so who's the sucker with the shitty job? 

donkey.

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« Reply #71 on: August 24, 2006, 07:09:03 AM »
but back to the subject, you are a gullible scrub.  if we had kept the joke going and your parents told you that they were springing a drug test on you later today, you would drink the hell out of your own jizz, and no matter how much you lie about it, everybody who comes in here and reads this shit knows it.  i mean, you might as well just drop it now and hope that everybody forgets in time...but i doubt it...

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« Reply #72 on: August 24, 2006, 07:29:20 AM »
maybe you are too busy cleaning house at the poker table but if you checked a few posts up you would see a post clearly stating i would not do it unless it was over 30 days of rehab or not. i have failed them before and the worst thing that happens is like i get dessert taken away for a week.

but you started with donkey and now its "scrub?" turn the TLC record off and stick to your card game.

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« Reply #73 on: August 24, 2006, 07:35:12 AM »


-i make more money than you
-i have a better job than you
-i don't have to worry about drug tests
-i probably skate better than you when i'm hurt
-i probably get more bitches than you do
-i get better chronic than you do
-i am older and wiser than you

THE LIST GOES ON

yeah my life really sucks compared to yours


-no way you get more bitches than me
-no way you get better nuggets than me
-no way you skate better than me
-i will make more money than you do when i am 23
-i leave for college in a week so i will no longer have to worry about drug tests



but i love how you go back and edit your posts to make your shit look better

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« Reply #74 on: August 24, 2006, 07:36:08 AM »
oooh, he's hitting the brakes.  funny you talk about "turning off the tlc record".  let me direct the audience's attention to this, in the "music you're embarassed to like" topic-

a lot of new rap shit like yung joc. vanessa carlton. "no scrubs" by tlc. idk what else.

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« Reply #75 on: August 24, 2006, 07:38:19 AM »


-i make more money than you
-i have a better job than you
-i don't have to worry about drug tests
-i probably skate better than you when i'm hurt
-i probably get more bitches than you do
-i get better chronic than you do
-i am older and wiser than you

THE LIST GOES ON

yeah my life really sucks compared to yours


but i love how you go back and edit your posts to make your shit look better

umm, i havent edited anything.  sometimes a thought will pop into my head right as i post, and i will either make another post, or go back in and add it within 20 seconds.  i generally just make a new one. 

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« Reply #76 on: August 24, 2006, 07:39:36 AM »
i'm 17 years old. you are trying to tell me i don't have a good job for my age. thats a joke. you play cards for your money. that won't last very long. i will shit all over your little card games when i am 23. i will have so much more money than you and thats a guarantee.

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« Reply #77 on: August 24, 2006, 07:41:02 AM »
pffff, go drink some jizz before your dreams of getting rich are shattered by a random drug test from your parents

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« Reply #78 on: August 24, 2006, 07:41:39 AM »
oooh, he's hitting the brakes.  funny you talk about "turning off the tlc record".  let me direct the audience's attention to this, in the "music you're embarassed to like" topic-

a lot of new rap shit like yung joc. vanessa carlton. "no scrubs" by tlc. idk what else.

well yea...whats your point. i like the song. and apparently you do too. i knew you would pull this card as soon as i posted it. but you have no point. i never said i didn't like it. and me enjoying the song probably stems from the fact my friend plays it on guitar and its fucking hillarious.

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« Reply #79 on: August 24, 2006, 07:42:21 AM »
pffff, go drink some jizz before your dreams of getting rich are shattered by a random drug test from your parents

this makes sense?

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« Reply #80 on: August 24, 2006, 07:42:35 AM »
"IF ONLY THEY HAD A MARATHON FOR BACKPEDDLING"

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« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2006, 07:44:45 AM »
oooh, he's hitting the brakes.  funny you talk about "turning off the tlc record".  let me direct the audience's attention to this, in the "music you're embarassed to like" topic-

a lot of new rap shit like yung joc. vanessa carlton. "no scrubs" by tlc. idk what else.

well yea...whats your point. i like the song. and apparently you do too. i knew you would pull this card as soon as i posted it. but you have no point. i never said i didn't like it. and me enjoying the song probably stems from the fact my friend plays it on guitar and its fucking hillarious.


you know what the point is!! 

you enjoying the song probably stems from the fact that you're a fucking loser, actually wait, sorry, donkey

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« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2006, 07:55:54 AM »
my bad i forgot you are too much of an internet tough guy to admit you like anything but straight up gangsta rap.


and by the way i guarantee i make more "outside" of my job then you do with your small time poker shit.

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« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2006, 08:32:49 AM »
anyone here ever taste it though?

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« Reply #84 on: August 24, 2006, 08:48:27 AM »
flamewar of the month award

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« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2006, 08:58:13 AM »
you just said flamewar. so i guess you are the winner now.

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« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2006, 10:40:18 AM »
my bad i forgot you are too much of an internet tough guy to admit you like anything but straight up gangsta rap.


and by the way i guarantee i make more "outside" of my job then you do with your small time poker shit.

believe what you want to believe, just like how you believed that drinking cum makes you pass a drug test. 

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« Reply #87 on: August 24, 2006, 10:46:29 AM »
my bad i forgot you are too much of an internet tough guy to admit you like anything but straight up gangsta rap.


and by the way i guarantee i make more "outside" of my job then you do with your small time poker shit.

believe what you want to believe, just like how you believed that drinking cum makes you pass a drug test. 

alright cool well at least now you are admitting i wasn't about to drink some. i'm done here. continue to talk shit.

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« Reply #88 on: August 24, 2006, 11:05:29 AM »
when did i "admit" that you weren't about to drink some? 

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« Reply #89 on: August 24, 2006, 11:12:12 AM »