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ex girlfriends
« on: February 05, 2010, 09:48:58 PM »
are cockblocks to the max. fucking cunts.

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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2010, 10:00:27 PM »
I believe she would be a cunt blocker, if your cock was heavy you'd get it anyway unless your blood flow is affected by your ex's presence. Does she wear high boots?

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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2010, 10:03:57 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 10:06:57 PM »

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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2010, 12:02:24 PM »
Would uppercut.


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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2010, 01:46:24 PM »
I believe she would be a cunt blocker, if your cock was heavy you'd get it anyway unless your blood flow is affected by your ex's presence. Does she wear high boots?

Nah, cuntblocker is when a anyone gets in the way of a chick getting her nut.

I usually never speak to girls I've dated after it's done, and barely hang out with girls I've hooked up with, so the opportunity for them to cockblock hardly ever arises. Although when I was hanging out with my first girlfriend after about 5 years of not speaking to her, we would give each other pointers on how to pick someone up or treat each other's current flame, so that was cool. One of the girl's across the hall from me will still give me the intense eye & I can tell she might be a grenade if my situation with a new girl down the hall starts working out.

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2010, 01:49:09 PM »


Look at me! I try to be ironic and post random shit! I'm so funny!

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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2010, 02:17:47 PM »
^just keep on flying your planes, diego.

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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2010, 03:11:14 PM »
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Hey Diego, just a quick question. You said that the air force entrance exam or whatever should be no problem to you, as you got a 1550 or something on your SAT. Why do you go to a school that only requires you get a 950 combined, or, failing to accomplish that, a 20 on the ACT?
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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2010, 03:25:54 PM »
Let me put it in simple terms for you
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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2010, 03:37:16 PM »
Oh look at you Mr. Google

Middle Georgia College is rankedas the #1 CTI (Controller Training Iniciative) school in the country.

The school is also close to my parents and friends in Atlanta.

If you want me to post my SAT scores I will be more than glad to
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it wasn't google. It was simply typing in the web address your e-mail is at. Kennesaw state. Also, who ranks CTI schools? I know U.S. News and world report does the main ranking of schools, but they do it only of a few different types of programs- med schools, law schools, education schools, business schools, and general undergrad are the only ones I know of. In fact, I just looked up the list of approved CTI schools on the FAA site, which can be found here: http://www.faa.gov/about/office_org/headquarters_offices/ato/service_units/acquisition/aja51/cti/AT-CTI_Schools.cfm and interestingly enough, for being the BEST school of its kind, neither kennesaw state nor Middle Georgia College is even mentioned as being approved. Funny. Also, on a further search of the FAA site, neither university is mentioned by name on the entire site.
Are you sure you know what you are doing? I am interested in seeing your scores, because I really don't think you are a very smart boy.
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2010, 03:42:37 PM »
MGC consists of two schools. The regular school where students can go to get their core classes done, then transfer to bigger schools, and the Aviation school, located 20 miles away from the regular school, which offers BA degrees in Flight, ATC, and Avionics, and a few other things.

I'm not too sure what the SAT and ACT scores needed are, but we'll go with your 950 and 20.

The way the Air Traffic program works, is you need to graduate with above a 3.0 to even be considered for a recommendation. This recommendation is made by the Aviation department heads, and entitles you to apply at the FAA Academy in Oklahoma.

So I guess in a sense anyone can enter the program, even with shitty SAT or ACT scores, but if you do not perform, you won't get the recommendation, which means you just got a BA Degree in Air Traffic Controlling for nothing.

So with that said, why do I attend MGC? Well the ATC program was ranked #1 in the Nation by the FAA. While getting my degree in ATC (Business and Science in Air Traffic Managment), I can head on over to the flight building and work on my pilot ratings. Not only that, but after I graduate, I will be certified to work at the schools Air Traffic Control Tower.

By the time I finish here, (next summer), I will have an Aviation BA degree, my pilot ratings, work experience in an ATC Tower. What more could the Air National Guard want?

All that is really left is scoring high on the AFOQT and making a portfolio to send to various units.

Oh and I'll go ahead and post my SAT scores in just a second

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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2010, 03:45:31 PM »
Gipper, I go to Middle Georgia College, not Kennesaw State. That was some school I went to for a semester.

Here are a few links for you

(our top ranking)
http://www.mgc.edu/about/news/2007/200711/MGC%20Air%20Traffic%20Control%20Program%20Tops%20National%20FAA%20Ranking%20of%20New%20Programs.pdf

(our certification as a CTI FAA approved school. I think you missed it on the list...Middle Georgia College...)
http://www.faa.gov/about/office_org/headquarters_offices/ato/service_units/acquisition/aja51/cti/at-cti_schools.cfm

I'll post my SAT scores in just a second


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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2010, 03:49:18 PM »
Here you go:



That adds to 1550..

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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2010, 03:54:55 PM »

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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2010, 03:57:25 PM »
hahaha. You scored a 1550 out of 2400. That makes more sense. That's not very good dude.
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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2010, 03:59:29 PM »
No, but that would be funny. It was out of 1600

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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2010, 04:14:22 PM »
No, but that would be funny. It was out of 1600

Wrong. All three scores are out 800. 800 x 3 = 2400.

But you wouldn't know that because you got a 1060 out of 2400.

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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2010, 04:33:28 PM »
No, but that would be funny. It was out of 1600
Haha, no. The new sat is out of 2400, 800 + 800 + 800= 2400. The old SAT was out of 1600, when there were only 2 subjects.
Oh well, nice seeing you again buddy.
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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2010, 04:35:23 PM »
Although I'd rather rant about bitches some more.. when did Diego graduate? Because they changed over the SAT thing in 2005 from the 1600 system to 2400. At least in MA. So he may not be lying.

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« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2010, 04:38:16 PM »
Although I'd rather rant about bitches some more.. when did Diego graduate? Because they changed over the SAT thing in 2005 from the 1600 system to 2400. At least in MA. So he may not be lying.
He posted his scores above, there are three of them. When the test was out of 1600, there were only two tests.
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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2010, 04:43:30 PM »
hahaha. You scored a 1550 out of 2400. That makes more sense. That's not very good dude.

65%!? Man, he crushed that test.

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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2010, 05:26:24 PM »
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Although I'd rather rant about bitches some more.. when did Diego graduate? Because they changed over the SAT thing in 2005 from the 1600 system to 2400. At least in MA. So he may not be lying.
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He posted his scores above, there are three of them. When the test was out of 1600, there were only two tests.

I'm an idiot, didn't see that. Then again, I got a 1660 out of 2400 so that's expected.

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« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2010, 05:52:50 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2010, 06:35:01 PM »
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Although I'd rather rant about bitches some more.. when did Diego graduate? Because they changed over the SAT thing in 2005 from the 1600 system to 2400. At least in MA. So he may not be lying.
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He posted his scores above, there are three of them. When the test was out of 1600, there were only two tests.
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I'm an idiot, didn't see that. Then again, I got a 1660 out of 2400 so that's expected.
No, you got a 1660 out of 1600. You are a genius!
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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2010, 06:41:17 PM »
Well played, Gip.

Flawless victory.

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« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2010, 07:26:12 PM »
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hahaha. You scored a 1550 out of 2400. That makes more sense. That's not very good dude.
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65%!? Man, he crushed that test.

Fighter pilot may be aiming a little low, Diego Menendez. I mean, there is an astronaut program to tackle.
hahahahaha yes!

mendez focus thnx to gipper

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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2010, 08:34:40 PM »
Well, that's another slap forum beef resolved.

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« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2010, 08:40:28 PM »
FATALITY
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Re: ex girlfriends
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2010, 09:13:52 PM »
menendez sure got told