Not that he skates but "Jeru" did a gig here and was the biggest dick ever, the stage was really low and he go beer spilt on him, so told us "If this was Brooklyn you get shot for less" - he stopped the gig to say that - everyone started laughing at him, then he got bottled off the stage after another "tantrum" and stopped the gig to have a moody
He was outside and no one was noticing him (more like just slagging the fuck out of him for being such a dick) and my girl and her sister were standing beside him (it was raining, i mean it's fucking Scotland when's it not) in this door way, so he starts touching up my chick, like really badly, so her and her sister are like "what the fuck are you doing" - so he comes up with all this shit about it being an "accident" then invites them back to his hotel, this is just so funny, he's going on about all the booze and weed he's got there - this is where i turn and say "yeah cool, i'll just get the rest of us and it's on" show him my rucksack (which has a "party pack" most rappers couldn't even begin to rap about) and tell him it's on.
But he say i'm not invited, i explain his is my lady and her sister and they're staying at mine, he can come if he wants, but no dickishness
So more Jeru bullshit, follows he then starts calling my chick and her sister "his bitches" obviously not noticing my lady hugging me, her and her sister might as well be twins as well, he starts giving me shit about how i'm going to get "shot" there's a little crowd around us now - everyone's looking at me speaking to Jeru, this is where shit got funny
I pointed out he's in "Aberdeen - NOT Brooklyn, we don't have gun's or HIS crew, but i've got a bottle of Rum i can take off his head, and my "crew" are all around him, but i dont' need a crew, or a bottle of Rum if he's interested ?"
He goes to call my lady "his bitches" again, then his manager steps in, as i start to go off on him, the then gets heckled to fuck for being such an arse and him and his "entourage" run off up the street while having chippers/kebabs/pizze thrown at him, he actually turned to point his finger like a gun as a bottle smashed at his feet - he shit his fucking pants
Jeru's not coming back, his gig was shit, he's shit, he was one of my favourites, but he's the biggest dick i've ever met, seriously if he did come back and act like that again, i'd fuckign smack the shit out of him, he's fucking tiny as well, he must have shit it when the whitest person he's ever seen in his life offered to "upside his head with a fucking bottle of Morgan's"
My friend arranged the gig as well and couldn't stop goign on about how much of a dick he was during/before/after the show, he got plenty of hate in Edinburgh the next night for being a dick as well
I lost all respect for what i thought was one of the best "rappers", that has to be my best bit of "you really are a fucking arse!"
I kept asking him if he was fucking joking or just stupid - "This is my GIRLFRIEND and this is HER SISTER - these aren't your BITCHES and they aren't interested in the threesome you're having - it's just you and both your hands you fucking twat. . ."
I actually hate him now - rant over !