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For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #211 on: February 25, 2010, 10:58:52 PM »
Did you ever consider that this whole thing was some devious viral marketing campaign for an Amber Lamps r&b career?

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #212 on: February 25, 2010, 11:14:07 PM »
Did you ever consider that this whole thing was some devious viral marketing campaign for an Amber Lamps r&b career?

she's most likely avoided recognition by switching to ear bud headphones and dressing goth..knowing these facts will put any amber lamps searcher way ahead of the game. 

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #213 on: February 26, 2010, 05:44:36 PM »
Like, break it down for a second - Oakland, public transport, Old crazy stoner bearded war veteran, loopy gangster that actually talks like carlton from the fresh prince but carries a knife and drinks pcp for breakfast, lost in translation-era scarlett johansson hipster chic - 'amber lamps', youtube, spin-off memes, 4chan, national news channel coverage...

Has anybody seen this one yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRK6sS1m8lA

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #214 on: February 26, 2010, 05:46:24 PM »

Great, fan art.
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #215 on: February 26, 2010, 06:26:12 PM »
Has anybody seen this one yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRK6sS1m8lA
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #217 on: March 01, 2010, 07:54:59 PM »
EBM's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top but he's still an alright guy. 

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #218 on: March 02, 2010, 05:11:51 AM »
I think they should cancel jersey snore and give this dude a show, pronto
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #219 on: March 02, 2010, 06:58:48 AM »
watching him talk about knocking out his dad at 15 then hearing he was the dude tased at the ball game. It came to me that EBM is clearly a problem.


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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #220 on: March 02, 2010, 08:34:56 AM »
He just lives by his own rules and code of conduct.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #221 on: March 02, 2010, 10:05:39 AM »
just made my day

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #222 on: March 02, 2010, 11:16:44 AM »
this dude is out of his mind. i love it.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #223 on: March 02, 2010, 12:07:16 PM »
Ok, this is all heartwarming and shit but they never asked him the most important questions:

How often has he seen Amber Lamps on that bus? 

Has he heard the sound of an angel speak?

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #224 on: March 02, 2010, 12:37:43 PM »
i have a friend whose been combing facebook for oakland residents who resemble amber lamps for days. in this time of social networks, i think she might be the only motherfucker that isn't found on the internet.

Damn, she's a motherfucker, too?!?
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #225 on: March 02, 2010, 02:53:07 PM »
damn, after i watched that "I am a Motherfucker" thing, I notice that people kept calling his phone. I looked up his name and shit and fount that that Thomas Bruso's phone number is  (510) 336-1349 and he lives at 1720 Macarthur Blvd,  Oakland, CA 94602.  I want to call him really bad, but I'm nervous and don't know what the fuck to say. So yeah.  if anyone wants to call, i would really like to hear about a conversation or some shit like that. sweet.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #226 on: March 02, 2010, 03:07:20 PM »
damn, after i watched that "I am a Motherfucker" thing, I notice that people kept calling his phone. I looked up his name and shit and fount that that Thomas Bruso's phone number is  (510) 336-1349 and he lives at 1720 Macarthur Blvd,  Oakland, CA 94602.  I want to call him really bad, but I'm nervous and don't know what the fuck to say. So yeah.  if anyone wants to call, i would really like to hear about a conversation or some shit like that. sweet.
You could probably get him to flip out really easily. Just start ranting to him about how awesome the vietcong are, and what a pussy he is.
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« Reply #227 on: March 02, 2010, 03:10:21 PM »
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damn, after i watched that "I am a Motherfucker" thing, I notice that people kept calling his phone. I looked up his name and shit and fount that that Thomas Bruso's phone number is  (510) 336-1349 and he lives at 1720 Macarthur Blvd,  Oakland, CA 94602.  I want to call him really bad, but I'm nervous and don't know what the fuck to say. So yeah.  if anyone wants to call, i would really like to hear about a conversation or some shit like that. sweet.
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You could probably get him to flip out really easily. Just start ranting to him about how awesome the vietcong are, and what a pussy he is.

"Hello, Thomas, this is Charlie, remember me? Da Nang 1968?...."

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #228 on: March 02, 2010, 09:06:55 PM »
THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #229 on: March 03, 2010, 08:38:22 AM »

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #230 on: March 03, 2010, 09:28:33 AM »
Television journalists see life as bursts of distinct, discontinuous events, however much we may live it as a steady hum. TV is better at telling us “the way it is” than at threading together the several ways things might seem to be, as seen by different cultures or religions or kinds of men. American television news, like the rest of American journalism, is scrupulously “objective” –which means it does not challenge the prevailing biases of a predominantly white, Judeo-Christian, imperial, internationalist, capitalist society.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #231 on: March 03, 2010, 07:57:14 PM »
Tosh.0 just showed this video

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #232 on: March 03, 2010, 09:20:25 PM »
Tosh.0 just showed this video

^ It was also shown on web soup, i was stoked to see EBM on tv, but dismayed a bit that there was absolutely no mention of our Amber Lamps. I feel that if anyone could reach her, tv could.
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #233 on: March 03, 2010, 10:19:36 PM »
THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN QUESTIONABLE!!!
He was the dude talking about drinking cups and cups of cops blood and shit. I used to call him Screaming John and he'd come through my neighborhood just speed walking and yelling at people. But yelling at them in a good natured way...

I'd go check where it was in the video but I don't have a VCR anymore. Anybody got Questionable on DVD?
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #234 on: March 04, 2010, 12:17:05 AM »
Thomas Bruso is my hero.
I want to be like that when i'm old.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #235 on: March 04, 2010, 10:41:05 AM »
Seriously, that guy was in questionable????? wow.
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« Reply #236 on: March 04, 2010, 11:17:22 AM »
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Tosh.0 just showed this video
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^ It was also shown on web soup, i was stoked to see EBM on tv, but dismayed a bit that there was absolutely no mention of our Amber Lamps. I feel that if anyone could reach her, tv could.
yeah I was waiting for her to be shown, i guess you can't get it all on tv

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #237 on: March 06, 2010, 09:51:50 AM »
when the movie rites are all set, I nominate Selma Blair to play Amber Lamps.

I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #238 on: March 06, 2010, 10:03:33 AM »
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THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
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THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN QUESTIONABLE!!!
He was the dude talking about drinking cups and cups of cops blood and shit. I used to call him Screaming John and he'd come through my neighborhood just speed walking and yelling at people. But yelling at them in a good natured way...

I'd go check where it was in the video but I don't have a VCR anymore. Anybody got Questionable on DVD?

Can't say I remember that...I also can't be arsed to check my vhs copy...
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #239 on: March 06, 2010, 10:27:08 AM »
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how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?
a white woman goes on a shooting spree in alabama and you all turn your head the other way.
a black man starts some petty shit on a bus with a old white guy and the internet goes wild.
give me a fucking break.
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We didn't "all turn our heads the other way." most of the media didn't say shit about the crazy bitch that killed the teachers and her brother years ago. The only reason this thread is a topic is because there's a video and it's fucking funny.
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you're missing the point. when white people commit crimes, their actions are isolated.
when minorities commit crimes, it becomes a representation* of the entire race.

examples:
the woman that taped the altercation stole the man's bag = (youtube comment speak) niggers are theives. shes such a nigger. etc...

a white man holds a girl captive for 18 years = isolated incident. white people aren't rapists/abductors, just that guy.

gang violence in a predominately black neighborhood (the hood) occurs = black people are violent and you should be afraid of them

two white kids kill a bunch of their classmates in columbine = isolated incident. nothing to be afraid of just a pair of kids listening to marilyn manson.
a white woman is denied a tenured position and shoots her co-workers = again an isolated incident.

do i need to go on? there are so many more examples. when have white people ever be subject to the actions of a single person from their race?
it seems like never. i can't even think of a deragotory term to label the white people who are crazy because there are none. if there was a term and everytime some shit went down i started using it, i can't imagine you being exactly tickled by the statements i'd be making.

what is funny about this? a white man makes a derogatory comment, offends someone then beats the shit out of him and somehow its his fault.

Thanks for posting Cops Keep Firing, i'm glad one guy in here at least see's the bigger picture of whats going on. The amount of racist comments in this thread is sickening.
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