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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #2070 on: July 06, 2018, 06:21:10 AM »
I just jacked off to a picture I had never seen before of my dead girlfriend on someone's porn blog.

Post the pic

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« Reply #2071 on: July 06, 2018, 12:34:47 PM »
I just jacked off to a picture I had never seen before of my dead girlfriend on someone's porn blog.

Post the pic

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« Reply #2072 on: July 06, 2018, 02:39:04 PM »
I just jacked off to a picture I had never seen before of my dead girlfriend on someone's porn blog.

Post the pic

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I've got pics of a girl I fooled around with who died of a heart attack. Jerking off to them is super weird now.

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« Reply #2073 on: July 07, 2018, 10:22:32 AM »
I just jacked off to a picture I had never seen before of my dead girlfriend on someone's porn blog.
pretty appropriate for your 666th post

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« Reply #2074 on: July 07, 2018, 10:24:25 AM »
I just jacked off to a picture I had never seen before of my dead girlfriend on someone's porn blog.
pretty appropriate for your 666th post
you should read his other 666th post about the ladyboy, it'll knock your socks of!

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« Reply #2075 on: July 07, 2018, 10:30:30 AM »
Just remembered my buddy poppin in what he thought was his porn mixtape to jack it to and it was smack dab in the middle of a sextape his mom made with her boyfriend. 

Don't think he finished that day. He was bummed.

I'd feel strange jacking it to a dead ex more than a dead model/porn star mostly because you were physically with them before.

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« Reply #2076 on: July 07, 2018, 12:18:31 PM »
Just remembered my buddy poppin in what he thought was his porn mixtape to jack it to and it was smack dab in the middle of a sextape his mom made with her boyfriend. 

Don't think he finished that day. He was bummed.

I'd feel strange jacking it to a dead ex more than a dead model/porn star mostly because you were physically with them before.

Was his mom hot?

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« Reply #2077 on: July 07, 2018, 02:38:38 PM »
Just remembered my buddy poppin in what he thought was his porn mixtape to jack it to and it was smack dab in the middle of a sextape his mom made with her boyfriend. 

Don't think he finished that day. He was bummed.

I'd feel strange jacking it to a dead ex more than a dead model/porn star mostly because you were physically with them before.

Was his mom hot?
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« Reply #2078 on: July 07, 2018, 02:59:57 PM »
Just remembered my buddy poppin in what he thought was his porn mixtape to jack it to and it was smack dab in the middle of a sextape his mom made with her boyfriend. 

Don't think he finished that day. He was bummed.

I'd feel strange jacking it to a dead ex more than a dead model/porn star mostly because you were physically with them before.

Was his mom hot?
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« Reply #2079 on: July 07, 2018, 03:21:37 PM »
Just remembered my buddy poppin in what he thought was his porn mixtape to jack it to and it was smack dab in the middle of a sextape his mom made with her boyfriend. 

Don't think he finished that day. He was bummed.

I'd feel strange jacking it to a dead ex more than a dead model/porn star mostly because you were physically with them before.

Was his mom hot?
If youre into bbw,yeaaaa

BBWs are alright. Not sure about the SSBBWs though.
Ooof! Yea she isn't on that level,nice lady though.

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« Reply #2080 on: July 07, 2018, 03:37:05 PM »
Ah yeah, so a bunch of friends were gonna film some skating so my friend pops in a tape to see what's on it to see if we can record over it. Its his parents wedding, goes on for about 10 seconds then cuts to him standing completely naked jerking off in front of the camera, saying things like "you want this dick".

Immediately turns it off and starts flipping out screaming from embarrassment while his brother his yelling at him for recording over his parents wedding with jack off footage. It was pretty awesome.

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« Reply #2081 on: July 07, 2018, 06:14:29 PM »
Ah yeah, so a bunch of friends were gonna film some skating so my friend pops in a tape to see what's on it to see if we can record over it. Its his parents wedding, goes on for about 10 seconds then cuts to him standing completely naked jerking off in front of the camera, saying things like "you want this dick".

Immediately turns it off and starts flipping out screaming from embarrassment while his brother his yelling at him for recording over his parents wedding with jack off footage. It was pretty awesome.

sounds pretty awesome like you said!  did you watch it long enough to get to watch him cum?  did you hook up with him later?

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« Reply #2082 on: July 07, 2018, 06:44:15 PM »
Ah yeah, so a bunch of friends were gonna film some skating so my friend pops in a tape to see what's on it to see if we can record over it. Its his parents wedding, goes on for about 10 seconds then cuts to him standing completely naked jerking off in front of the camera, saying things like "you want this dick".

Immediately turns it off and starts flipping out screaming from embarrassment while his brother his yelling at him for recording over his parents wedding with jack off footage. It was pretty awesome.

sounds pretty awesome like you said!  did you watch it long enough to get to watch him cum?  did you hook up with him later?

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« Reply #2083 on: July 07, 2018, 09:15:30 PM »
Revfred post your dick for me bb.

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« Reply #2084 on: July 18, 2018, 07:27:35 PM »
Tobey got me thinking about eating ass.  I used to date this PAWG that would leave my nether regions smelling like dookie after backshots. Always thought it was odd. One day the conversation turned to ass wiping, turns out she wouldn’t look at the paper to make sure she was clean, thought that looking at shit was disgusting... I never ate her ass, but I kept dating her for a few more months.

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« Reply #2085 on: July 18, 2018, 09:44:19 PM »
Just heard about this from a friend about something I did about 7 or so years ago.

Apparently, when I was dating this girl we had all been drinking. We were all seated on my couch, and she asked me if I wanted to fuck there in the room. I said no, but she insisted so she understands undid my pants, whipped my dick out and starting going away at it. I guess my friend just moved to the chair on the other side of the room and me and my girl go into the bedroom across the hall. She was apparently so loud that at the end he heard her say "CUM IN MY MOUTH" and then moments later she ran in the room, still naked, and spit the cum directly at him. From what he said he threw a glass at her and walked out, doesn't know how the rest of the night went.

It's weird hearing this so many years later and only having vague memories of the situation, but I was a heavy drinker back then so a lot of 2011 isn't full on clear. That girl ended up becoming a truck-stop prostitute for a year, which I guess suits her character.

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« Reply #2086 on: July 19, 2018, 07:13:15 PM »
Just heard about this from a friend about something I did about 7 or so years ago.

Apparently, when I was dating this girl we had all been drinking. We were all seated on my couch, and she asked me if I wanted to fuck there in the room. I said no, but she insisted so she understands undid my pants, whipped my dick out and starting going away at it. I guess my friend just moved to the chair on the other side of the room and me and my girl go into the bedroom across the hall. She was apparently so loud that at the end he heard her say "CUM IN MY MOUTH" and then moments later she ran in the room, still naked, and spit the cum directly at him. From what he said he threw a glass at her and walked out, doesn't know how the rest of the night went.

It's weird hearing this so many years later and only having vague memories of the situation, but I was a heavy drinker back then so a lot of 2011 isn't full on clear. That girl ended up becoming a truck-stop prostitute for a year, which I guess suits her character.

Its like that scene in Jurassic park where the dinosaur with the neck wings sprays Newman.  Its too bad you don't remember that night, if she would have done a dino-scream after she spit at your friend you should have wifed her.
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« Reply #2087 on: July 20, 2018, 03:37:39 PM »
first of all, im black.  i meet this really nice white girl, we hang out and end up back at her place, things are getting hot and we end up fucking.  while we are fucking, she starts moaning, "fuck me, n**ger", i didnt know if i should be offended or keep pounding this girl.  we never seen each other again after that, i think it was awkward for both of us.

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« Reply #2088 on: July 20, 2018, 03:57:27 PM »
from storytelling. that was telly's gf, i hope you're proud of yourself.
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« Reply #2089 on: July 20, 2018, 04:55:22 PM »
This girl was giving me head last night in a church parking lot l, i came in her mouth and she let some drip into her hand and she used it as lube to beat me off and while this is happening I notice an older man filmimg from his car. We left. I waved though..

A week prior to that I came in her mouth by surpise and it kinda went everywhere cause she couldnt hold it in. She wiped me off before she wiped her chin off.

Then she said thanks..

If your into any of this just meet a cute Napa delivery driver they are willing to go the extra mile to make sure you're satisfied. I call her a napahoe.

She bought me Stance socks and a Rvca hat before I even talked to her. It was on my birthday and I didnt even tell her it was. Along with the hat and socks she gave me a note that said " I think about you when I'm in bed naked"

Literally said two words to this girl before that.. I was working as a mechanic though so i would see her daily when she would deliver oil filters and shit.

Maybe I should text her back..

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« Reply #2090 on: July 20, 2018, 05:32:49 PM »


If your into any of this just meet a cute Napa delivery driver they are willing to go the extra mile to make sure you're satisfied. I call her a napahoe.



willing to go the extra mile for $1000-$5000 a day

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #2091 on: July 20, 2018, 05:47:59 PM »
Your crusty ass be payin that..

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« Reply #2092 on: July 20, 2018, 10:11:59 PM »
Your crusty ass be payin that..

it was a quote from a well known site.  once you get to know your porn a little better you'll get it.

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« Reply #2093 on: July 20, 2018, 10:55:41 PM »
first of all, im black.  i meet this really nice white girl, we hang out and end up back at her place, things are getting hot and we end up fucking.  while we are fucking, she starts moaning, "fuck me, n**ger", i didnt know if i should be offended or keep pounding this girl.  we never seen each other again after that, i think it was awkward for both of us.

That's pretty fucked up. Dirty talk is one thing, but unexpected racist dirty talk is something you should, like, consent to before fucking lol. This sexual encounter is like some Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX type stuff.