I was once really wasted fuckin a girl and I was on top and had my hands planted firmly when I felt something crunchy and sticky on my hand. It was a used dried up condom chillin in her bed and I stopped fuckin here and looked at her and put my hand up and slowly peeled it off. "is that yours?" she said. "nope..."
she got all embarrassed but I was drunk so I didn't really care then I nutted inside her
nice
i have a few basically all my shit is awkward
there is 1 time that was so awkward for me i havnt been able to ask this girl out since i just keep bailing on her. shes indian, about 5'2, 90 pounds, so sexy, priya rai basically without fake tits.
i was completely wasted, like 8 beers in 3 hours 5.5%, fooling around with her at a party, like 3 am everyone asleep, she was givin me hj but she had this stupid ring on so it killed, i got her to take it off but my dick was in a ton of pain after that; i asked her if i could fuck her and she sadi i could but i couldnt fit my dick in, my dick probably had gotten soft, then i just kept fingering her for some reason, and eventually she told me to stop. i think the next day i realized i had been fingering her asshole half of the time. it wasnt getting all juicy like normally so that must have been what was going on.
if i could have just got that night to go RIGHT my life would be that much better right now! fuck!! i like her a lot too thats the sad thing... she is into skateboarding on a fan level (she could appreciate a ksate video) and likes cool music and scary movies.
another story fisrt time i ever had sex was with this friend of a friend of a friend i met at a bar she was fat had big tits walked like 10 miles to her house with no coat and snowing, she almost said she woulndt do it but she jumped on my dick anyway, then got off put on a condom then she wanted me to do her missionary and i lifted her legs up to go ddeeep she got mad and said "it cant be like a porno the first time", girls are weird. anyway the akwward part the next day i fucked her again in the AM and she went out and talked to her roommate i could hear her whispering to her hipster room mate and they both sounded the same one of them said "it was the most awkward sex ive ever had" but im pretty sure itw as the room mate talking, but i dont know i felt weird after. i tried to go bak to fuck her once when she was wasted but she just passed out and i puked smelling her breath and jetted.
i woke up in the next room to a friend fcking it wasnt that bad i should have joined in but i heard her say "go deep" andi laughed
but awkward, my cousins were all staying at my other cousins' house and so like 10 ppl had to sleep in the family room in the basement, my one slutty cousin julie had her boyfriend and she was fuckinjg him in there and i heard him say something like "i cant theres too many people in here" so they went into the bathroom and finished i suppose. it was fucked i told my cousins about it a few years later and they were pretty pissed off at her.
another one i had this girlfriend and i fucked her in my friend's house she sucekd my dick first night i met her some druink dude walked in but she didnt care neither did i but we were dyin to fuck ever since that so liek 2 weeks later we finally get to the bar and are just dyin to bone the entire night we left after like half hour without my friends i bring her into the spare bedroom thers just like a ghetto mattress on the floor and she says she is startin on the pill but not yet so i put on the condom, good choice,
because i start ploughing the shit out of her like never before cause i am drunk too; if you get the perfect mix of beers it is really a thing of beauty. that must be how porn stars do it. anyway i am going for like 10 minutes on this girl and not feeling like i am going to lose my boner at all and i finally bust all in her mouth... except when i pulled out (didnt realize tl after i blew in her mouth) her pussy just puked up a fucking pint of blood. it soaked in to the matress DEEP and we threw out the mattress, sheets, and all next day.