That Amanda is one nice girl.
So I was in Amherst again this past week, and decided to hit up a rotary of women that still live around there that I might be able to stir things up with again. I half-heartedly hit up The Biter, who's the only one who's available. We go out for some drinks and a party back at my old place. Hours later we get back to my kitchen/room, throw on Malcolm in the Middle, and proceed to Funkytown. I had already warned this girl against any further biting, hickies, or anything involving her teeth. She reluctantly agrees. Unfortunately we didn't get to the bonezone due to the a multitude of factors--exhaustion, condom shrinkwrap due to not putting one on in nearly a year, and the fact that her orifice was a cramp space. Whatever, a brain-drain is fine by me. So she slowly rubs her petite, topless, half Italian, half Indian body down my own, stopping here and there to kiss... and bite. Liar. She barraged my neck before I could even realize what was happening, but I wasn't sure if she had bitten hard enough to leave a mark so I let her be.
She sways above me and on me some more, stopping at my nipples this time. Now I like some nipple play, but very light and don't linger too long because there's a job to be taken care of downstairs, and I don't like to be kept waiting. Everything this girl does is the opposite of light. She trapped my nipple at the base, and bit down hard. Clamped down, vicegripped, nearly removed it from my body. I wouldn't hit her had she not also had my dick in her hand. She does this a couple times and I channel some Fez, "Steady old boy, steady... she is a fiesty one." A lifetime later she finally makes her way downstairs, and I'm excited. I hadn't had any sort of penis touching from a woman in.. way too long. And she's on the happy trail now, the point of no return, the end of my dry spell is in sight.
Then she makes another pit stop. Not just a peck or sensual kiss on the way down. She stops. Now think to yourself, where is there to stop and focus on the front of the male anatomy between the nipple and the penis when a woman is sexploring? If you guessed the umbilicus, I have the unfortunate pleasure of saying you are indeed correct. I wasn't sure what she was going to do, hopeful just be playful, kiss it or something, then bounce to the more important matter. Instead, she starts licking it. Thankfully it was dark in the room, or else she would've seen the look of "Are you fucking out of your mind?" on my face. She was licking my navel like a pussy, and I didn't know what to do other than nervously giggle. I was fucking disgusted, I hadn't showered and my lint there is notorious. It would have been cleaner for her to just go down on me. This lasts way too long, and she's looking up at me from time to time with what I assume was a look that said "Yeah.. you like that don't you baby?" No, I don't. Suck my dick already. Then she did, and it was lovely as usual. Big lips, tiny hands = gloryland. I drove her home and took my traditional after-come piss. I took a look in the mirror, and noticed that she left her trademark. No less than four hickies littered my neck. Whatever.
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