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Hooked up with a homeless chick outside of a bar once.
God I’m so fucking lucky I didn’t get an STD from that.
She didn’t really mention she was homeless until we had been making out already.
Did you raw her or something? Also homeless as in sleeping in her car or out on the streets kinda homeless?
Well I had a condon but we didn’t end up having sex, she gave me a few condomless sucks, I was pretty faded on booze and Xanax so I couldn’t get a proper boner which is why we didn’t have sex.
Made out and touched for a long time.
Like sleeping in the streets homeless.
I went outside of the bar to smoke a cig, she commented on my bright eyes shirt and asked if I had weed to smoke. we went to my car to smoke and ended up starting to make out etc.
At some point she said she was homeless and I saw she had a goofy walk and was thin but maybe had like scoliosis.
She also mentioned she had recently had a baby but “the doctor sewed her up real good”
God damn this is the most regrettable shit in my life lol.
Xanax makes you do the worst shit.
So my friend was in the bar doing karaoke and also wasted like me, I go Back in The bar once me and the girl stopped trying to bang, she mentions “they said I’m not allowed to go in there”
I go to get my friend and I’m trying to explain that we need to gtfo because she thinks she’s coming home with me so she can have a place to sleep.
It was so hard to get him out of that bar( he couldn’t really comprehend the situation) but we ran out eventually the car fast and she tried to run and get in the car but I locked the doors, my friend tossed out her bag at her and we split and last thing I hear is
he had whiskey dick I’ll do both of you Also another gross af quote
oh you have a condom, corpus guys never like to wear condomsShe did look cute in my wasted state.
I drove home of course I absolutely should not have been driving in my condition.
When I got home I soaked my junk in a cup full of listerine to try to kill any potential germs.
I haven’t revisited this story in my mind for like 8 years.