Here you go Gip, read it quick before it gets deleted...
Okay, I think Im finally going to tell this story, because I dont think she goes on here anymore and also because I don't care. You may know the person in question as Vicky, or victoria. This was like 2 years ago when I was going to school in Philly. I started chatting her up on here via PM, and then AIM. I end up meeting up with her on this one really rainy day at her school which was a couple blocks from where I went. We went to like some cafeteria or something and she put on Fully Flared on her Macbook. It was pretty awkward. All you guys who think that it would be sick to date a chick who is into skateboarding, its not what its cracked up to be. Any time she would bring up skateboarding it would be like "Oh, so and so is sooo sick! Did you see that Thunder ad!" It was just weird. But anyway I hang out with her 1 or 2 times after this, ALWAYS with her annoying friend, who incidentally also posted here but I dont remember his name. I went over to her friends house where she was hanging out one day after class (she refused to let me in her own apartment, I dont know why), and theyre throwing back rum and cokes. Its like 4 oclock. Shes already drunk, all sitting on my lap and shit and all over me. Now, I wasnt even sure if I was into it, but I just let it happen. She keeps drinking and is basically hammered, Im barely buzzed. We drive all over the fucking city to the train station to pick up her sister, and the whole time shes just so annoying and drunk.
Finally we get back to this girls apartment, and we go in her friends room and she shuts the door. We start making out. Shirts off, titties sucked. I still pretty much just want tot leave at this point, the whole night had been annoying as fuck. Her friend starts opening the door and is like WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE? And so shes all like "quick go in the bathroom!" because she's half naked. Im really fucking annoyed right now. Her friends like "JUST GO FUCK ON THE COUCH" and we go back in the living room. She takes her clothes off and literally just lays there like a dead fish. By this point i am woefully aware this isnt the most.. "fit" girl Ive been with. I could not be any more flaccid. After like 5 minutes of me hoping shell do some fluffing or something, I say something like "Ummmmmmm....its uhhh not getting...." We put our clothes back on, I walk to the train station and never see her again. She texts me a few days later asking if she was the reason I couldnt get a boner. I tell her it was because I was a virgin and was too nervous. I never talk to her again.
Moral: Dont try and fuck anyone from Slap.
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Topic: Awkward Sexual Encounters With Wilson (Read 5935 times)