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Ke$ha
« on: March 24, 2010, 06:44:47 PM »
is a ho for sho

thought I'd let you all know through the majesty of the slap boards
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2010, 06:52:04 PM »


Didn't know who she was till this thread but, would.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2010, 06:53:06 PM »
how is it pronounced, ive always wondered.

kee-sha?
or
keh-sha?

regardless her music fucking sucks
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2010, 06:55:47 PM »
she is a babe, but a ho nevertheless
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2010, 06:57:31 PM »
her voice makes me want to take a shit on my dog
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 06:57:47 PM »
its pronounced kesh-uh.

its insane that she blew up so much, i've known that chick for a while. i used to hook up with one of her best friends a few years back, but we've stayed really good friends before and after the hooking up stage.  they are just crazy party broads who get wasted and do dumb shit. i always knew kesha did music shit but then one day my girlfriend was talking about her and how her album was number one on billboard and shit. it blew my mind.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 06:59:01 PM »
Heard from a friend of a friend that went to high school with her that she actually is the slut from her music. All the music girls just feign sluttiness, so I'm happy that this girl is at least for real easy and not a liar. I used to have dreams that Brittany Spears would let me touch her boobs just to have her file sexual harassment complaints. Uncool, Brittany.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 07:01:58 PM »
I don't even know who this is.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 07:06:29 PM »
Also, this girl is not hot. She has the same face as David Loy.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 07:06:46 PM »
Quote from: Cthulhu! on March 24, 2010, 07:01:58 PM
I don't even know who this is.

i'm not sure that you want to.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2010, 07:59:32 PM »
I think I would. Can't say no to a chick who brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 08:01:42 PM »
Pic from Bondi this week...

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 08:09:43 PM »
"Buzz's girlfriend... WOOF!"
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2010, 08:21:20 PM »
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2010, 08:24:21 PM »
my girl bought her album and i made her copy it for me. it's fucking incredible. she has a song called "there's a party at a rich dude's house" and it's fucking awesome. i don't even care what my girlfriend would say, i would fuck this girl til she splits in half.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2010, 08:29:04 PM »
Quote from: Otis Shredding on March 24, 2010, 08:21:20 PM


wait...does this girl have 12 fingers?
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2010, 08:38:00 PM »
Quote from: blAck AddEr on March 24, 2010, 08:29:04 PM
Quote from: Otis Shredding on March 24, 2010, 08:21:20 PM
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wait...does this girl have 12 fingers?

your question was relevant to my intrests so i had to check and yes, yes she does
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2010, 08:38:24 PM »
Quote from: Vlade Divac on March 24, 2010, 08:01:42 PM
Pic from Bondi this week...


would definitely smash
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2010, 09:22:05 PM »
She seems very, very dirty. Although her songs are very, very catchy.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2010, 09:26:16 PM »
i just farted so loud and it sounded like it said "word up". i'm not even kidding.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2010, 12:18:46 AM »
what terrible song does this talentless bag of tramp even sing?
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2010, 12:26:40 AM »
a co-worker of my got head from her when he was in high school in nashville.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2010, 02:31:55 AM »
She ate out my ass in Vegas last year.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2010, 04:11:03 AM »
Quote from: daddy on March 25, 2010, 12:26:40 AM
a co-worker of my got head from her when he was in high school in nashville.
awesome. she looks like a gagger.
Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 25, 2010, 02:31:55 AM
She ate out my ass in Vegas last year.
you win.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2010, 04:24:34 AM »
never heard of her
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2010, 05:26:39 AM »
Dirty slutty ho, would hit.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2010, 05:46:31 AM »
I like club music, it sucks
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2010, 06:40:43 AM »
Just listened the tick-tock...I guess Lady Gaga wasn't really slutty enough.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2010, 07:06:23 AM »
Quote from: lamfordie on March 24, 2010, 08:38:24 PM
Quote from: Vlade Divac on March 24, 2010, 08:01:42 PM
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would definitely smash


would def. not smash
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2010, 07:10:36 AM »
i have low standards so my opinion is invalid
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