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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2010, 07:19:33 AM »


Haha, I've never heard of this girl but her music is horrible. She's fuckable, but I'll care when her sex video comes out.


"lose your mind, lose it now. lose you're clothes, in the crowd"

Even better than that is that this whole song is set to "there's a place in france where the naked ladies dance, there's a whole in the wall where the boys can see it all" song. Hahahaha, this is so awesome.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2010, 09:19:54 AM »
there's something respectable about a tramp who got famous by fornicating with a producer to get studio time. i think i'll buy her album. regardless of how it sounds, solely for my love and respect of truly slutty ladies.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2010, 11:14:11 AM »
definitely something that would go into the "Stoked On But Not Stoked On" thread hahah. Oh god this would definitely get a college frat party riled up

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2010, 11:41:38 AM »
Wow, this thread made 2 pages...

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2010, 11:56:27 AM »
Didn't think she was too hot until I saw this:


I'd smash if she was like this, but my buddy watched her performance on Jimmy Kimmel live or one of those shows and told me she looked horrible. He said she's one of those girls who is naturally hot, but drinks a lot and shit so she just looks ragged.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2010, 12:13:04 PM »
Looks like a slut, but sluts are 90% of the time good at sex, so she's ok in my book.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2010, 12:32:15 PM »
Wow, this thread made 2 pages...

exactly what I was thinking hahaha


"Just turn around boy let me hit that, don't be a little bitch with your chit chat, just show me where your dicks at" -what a sluuuuuut

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2010, 12:43:59 PM »
Looks like a slut, but sluts are 90% of the time good at sex, so she's ok in my book.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2010, 01:01:33 PM »
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2010, 01:14:59 PM »

This was the funniest shit ever.

But her songs do get annoying. Would smash but high chance of catching a venereal disease.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2010, 01:17:52 PM »
Took a dump on this chick's chest awhile back at a Christian summer camp.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2010, 01:36:18 PM »
she was apparently a part of the IB program at high school and near perfect SAT scores and then dropped out to pursue her music career...

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2010, 01:53:48 PM »
Smart, slutty, kinda hot and kinda dumb? Sounds like a perfect mix of things to hit in my book.

Besides, if she is ugly you still get credit for smashing because she is famous. Watch out world, the new K-Fed is coming...

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2010, 01:55:41 PM »
I would fuck her.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2010, 01:57:33 PM »
Wouldn't smash, she's ugly and her music sucks.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #45 on: March 25, 2010, 02:58:38 PM »
Holy fuck that place in France rip off song is fucking horrible! She's too thick for my taste so, no smash. Wish I had still never heard of her.
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #46 on: March 25, 2010, 03:28:58 PM »
She'll catch AIDS, die, and no one will care. The end

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #47 on: March 25, 2010, 04:05:21 PM »
She'll catch AIDS, die, and no one will care. The end

Please, only africans get AIDS.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2010, 07:00:13 PM »
whoa, this girl makes lady gaga look like virginia woolf

ps. yes, i know virginia woolf was a lesbian

pps. YES, i also know that the lighthouse in To the Lighthouse is a phallic symbol


"Just turn around boy let me hit that... just show me where your dicks at"

ppps. I changed my mind. ke$ha is the new Virginia Woolf

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #49 on: March 25, 2010, 10:52:10 PM »
She'll catch AIDS, die, and no one will care. The end

Please, only africans get AIDS.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2010, 11:26:06 PM »
kesha is dope, even though "Tik Tok" is almost a direct ripoff of "The Party" by Justice feat. Uffie




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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #51 on: March 26, 2010, 01:18:19 AM »

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #52 on: March 26, 2010, 04:26:13 AM »
I can't wait until this chick has a sex tape.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #53 on: March 26, 2010, 04:43:55 AM »
I can't wait until this chick has a sex tape.

Her life is a sex tape....




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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #54 on: March 26, 2010, 09:09:44 AM »
So stupid, why does this girl drink a lot of whiskey? I bet she doesn't even like the taste

I want to do a whiskey drinking contest with her and when she's KO'd i'd rape her.



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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #55 on: March 26, 2010, 09:50:37 AM »
ohh-ouu-ohh-ouu-ohh-who0oaaa!
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #56 on: March 26, 2010, 09:54:36 AM »
THERES A PLACE DOWNTOWN WHERE THE FREAKS ALL COME AROUND, ITS A HOLE IN THE WALL, ITS A DIRTY FREE FOR ALL
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #57 on: March 26, 2010, 10:48:53 AM »
So stupid, why does this girl drink a lot of whiskey? I bet she doesn't even like the taste

I want to do a whiskey drinking contest with her and when she's KO'd i'd rape her.



Tik tok bitch

I'm in.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #58 on: March 26, 2010, 11:33:16 AM »

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #59 on: March 26, 2010, 01:16:44 PM »