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Unbeatable games
« on: May 17, 2010, 08:24:49 AM »
Anyone ever came across a game they never managed to beat?

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2010, 08:32:50 AM »
Battletoads. If I ever meet anyone responsible for the creation of that game I will gladly kick him between the legs.

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2010, 09:34:21 AM »

so i got to the big room with the "when dinosaurs rulle the world" banner and then what? what should you fucking do? you are stuck!!

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2010, 09:48:03 AM »
Battletoads. If I ever meet anyone responsible for the creation of that game I will gladly kick him between the legs.
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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2010, 01:01:59 PM »


















i dare anyone to download a rom for this and beat ONE LEVEL

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2010, 01:24:43 PM »


Annoyed the shit out of me when I was a kid.


And this


I remember playing it threw with my brother. We got to a bit near then end after you fight the nemesis. We were then just stuck in the same tiny area and couldn't get out. I must of spent about 3 hours running around the same 3 rooms trying to find a way out. I gave up in the end and never finished it.
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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2010, 01:36:21 PM »



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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2010, 03:51:45 PM »
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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 04:10:54 PM »




if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 04:22:37 PM »
These bastards right here:



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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 08:46:27 PM »

Behold, the worst game in the entire world.
If you ever find this game, throw it out the window immediately

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2010, 08:49:58 PM »

Top Gun.  Fuck this game.  TMNT too.

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2010, 08:54:57 PM »
As far as Megaman goes, the first Megaman X game's last boss was ridiculous, other than that, I disagree. Mike Tyson's punchout is impossible. My brother fixed my old NES, I've been playing Battletoads and have not managed to beat level 3 with the fucking bike.

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2010, 08:55:33 PM »

Top Gun.  Fuck this game.  TMNT too.


fuck landing in that game and fuck disarming those bombs in TMNT.
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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2010, 09:29:11 PM »



i dare anyone to download a rom for this and beat ONE LEVEL

is this the one were one hit is an instant kill?
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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2010, 10:12:38 PM »
These bastards right here:


Oh fuck yeah!  That game was insane!  Oh and Double Dragon 3 is impossible!

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2010, 10:33:14 PM »
Midnight Club 2 for the PS2.

I got stuck on the third to last level, it was an unordered race in Paris with four checkpoints around the whole city. The other vehicles would chose other routes, and when you weren't right behind another car, they wouldn't make mistakes. If you followed one, he would run both you and him off the road. I think the best I ever got was 3rd out of 6. My dad started playing the game about the time I got to two levels before this and by the time he had caught up to me, neither of us could beat the un-ordered Paris race. So after about two weeks, both of us stopped playing the stupid game.
I also think I never beat Splinter Cell for ps2, but that was only because I got bored with it at about 76% complete. I think I got a new Tony Hawk game and got bored with Tom Clancy.

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2010, 01:58:03 AM »
Battletoads for sure
Ikaruga
1942
Dragonwarrior III
Stargate for SNES

I'm sure I will think of more.  Games seemed a lot harder for the NES and SNES for some reason.
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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2010, 03:02:26 AM »
Chips challenge? really old game, later levels became pretty much impossible

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2010, 03:38:24 AM »

this one was hell to beat
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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2010, 07:21:48 AM »
This gets frustrating so I always turn it off.


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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2010, 03:33:11 PM »
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i dare anyone to download a rom for this and beat ONE LEVEL
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is this the one were one hit is an instant kill?

yup, and when you die you start from the very start of the level

it made my friend cry back in the day

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2010, 05:55:22 PM »
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i dare anyone to download a rom for this and beat ONE LEVEL
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is this the one were one hit is an instant kill?
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yup, and when you die you start from the very start of the level

it made my friend cry back in the day


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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2010, 09:59:42 PM »

I wasted two weeks trying to beat the first level and turned it off. Fuck this game.

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2010, 10:06:45 PM »


anybody who tells you they got past the hoverjets stage is a scumbag and a fucking liar.

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2010, 04:50:14 AM »
Any game I had for the original gameboy, not because the games were tough but because I was so young and stupid that I didn't grasp the concept of 'win'. Jurassic Park being the only of which games i even remember owning for that system. In enthusiasm, I'd always run directly into the dinosaurs whenever I'd see them. Also along the lines of my prepubescent gaming retardation, my elementary school had a room full of macintosh computers that i hardly even remember, but I do remember that they had the game Oregon Trail, to which I would button-mash my way to my demise, because I thought computers were just tv's that just so happen to never play anything I liked to watch.
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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2010, 01:00:56 PM »
Battletoads. If I ever meet anyone responsible for the creation of that game I will gladly kick him between the legs.

wow the exact game that came to mind when i saw this thread. defintely one of the hardest games ever. my brother is an expert gamer and he couildnt even get past this 1 part using save states. but he has definitely passed the hoverbike level, but only because he used save states.

This gets frustrating so I always turn it off.



my brother has beat this game but I have definitley not. Fuck that snowspeeder level was difficult to get the cables around the ATATs. so much easeir when shadows came out for N64!!!


this one was hell to beat

Is this the "Hard" mode? I remember the last boss being link's shadow. I have defintiley beaten this game within the past 2 years and my brother and I beat this when he was like 12. it is actually a much easier game than the first zelda if you ask me, but thats just because its so much harder to knwo where you are supposed to be going in zelda 1.

As far as Megaman goes, the first Megaman X game's last boss was ridiculous, other than that, I disagree. Mike Tyson's punchout is impossible. My brother fixed my old NES, I've been playing Battletoads and have not managed to beat level 3 with the fucking bike.

mega man X 1 was the easiest one they only got harder from there on out. the actual mike tyson boss would be pretty hard to beat without save states, but I have beaten it using them. you jsut have to learn the patterns, the 2nd puinchout for SNES was pretty difficult once you got to the end too but not as random as the OG one


that being said i dont think there has ever been a more difficult game released than Castle of Shikigami III for wii

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZuidKexBQ&feature=related

completely fucking ridiculous

another tough one is ninja gaiden 1. It only gets hard once you get to the last area. You make it all the way to the last boss and then if you die it sets you back sooo fucking far. and there is this one part with Boba Fett's and they FUCK YOU UP.

metroid 1 is pretty fucking difficult, espeically since I beat that game in 93/94 before I had internet. I tried playing it again and it is so confusing, I would NEVER have the patience to play through that game again. beating that game was definitely one of the highlights of my gaming career.

also beating street fighter 3 on the hardest difficulty is pretty damn hard, but only the last boss. you have to dedicate years to be able to beat somethign like that, at first i didnt want to consider it but now i realize it is like the wallenburg of street fighter games, for someone who hasnt trained for years on that game, it wuold be frustrating as fuck, unattainable. the dude heals himself when he is almost dead half the time.

METAL GEAR 1
that game has got to be impossible. just because again you have no idea where you are supposedd to be going (the horrible translation doesnt help) and also the enemies are just sooo fucking tough. beat with save states and walkthrough and even that was fucked.

lemmings, once you get far in that, you have got to be pretty fucking smart to be able to solve them shits.

CONTRA is a very difficult game, you pretty much have to memorize the entire game to beat it

paper boy that game was fucking hard and it sucked!
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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2010, 02:36:29 PM »
Ninja Gaiden for xbox. The most frustrating game I've ever played. The old ones were probably harder but I never played them.

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2010, 12:27:36 AM »
i don't beat most games. i think i beat super smash bros. and nba street vol.'s 1 and 2.

i don't have the patience to beat most video games.

oh shit, i've beaten the simpsons arcade game, but everyone's probably done that.

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Re: Unbeatable games
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2010, 01:30:25 AM »
i don't beat most games. i think i beat super smash bros. and nba street vol.'s 1 and 2.

i don't have the patience to beat most video games.

oh shit, i've beaten the simpsons arcade game, but everyone's probably done that.

the grocery store by my house had this and the x-men arcade game, i think it would be stellar to have either of these in my living room.
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